adios

tbh.

I'll just think of you as Pud's mad friend.

Trouble is, that probably means something lewd in youth txtspeak! 116353[/snapback] It means "cheers for the hot lunch".

I've kept an open mind for most of my life, but reckon it's all bollocks, even after having a very odd sleep paralysis episode. And other intelligent life in the Universe is likely, they'd just have to break the laws of physics as we understand them to get here. So Radgina, if you can in any way prove to us that you do indeed "see dead people", I'd be much obliged, as my current belief system that you die and that's that, is cold comfort.

Genius, I'm gonna do this or The Mags i think you should seeing as your in Durham to begin with. Then follow her to the nearest internet cafe and see her face drop! Class. 116264[/snapback] And possibly the nerdiest sting in the history of t'internet.

Good lad. Anyway, now one of you need to get a brown envelope. Hide it somewhere on the sat morning and tell her it there. Then take photo's of her when she goes to collect it (Say you'll drop it an 9am before meeting her at 10am). Make sure you take you donuts n coffee while you're on the stakeout! Prob her ex lad who wanted to get her pics around and make some vash out of it 116235[/snapback] Jimbo's Wank Wagon would be ideal for those purposes iirc.

That'll be some operation, road-blocks all over the city: "Excuse me sir, if you wouldn't just mind stepping out of the vehicle for a moment and dropping your trousers." Pictures of SMO's cock in post offices across the country : "HAVE YOU SEEN THIS COCK?"

They're fucked anyway, once this cash-savvy child-whore realises she's not getting the cash with plan A, she'll just blackmail them for grooming, she's even got a mugshot.

Fucking hell, if you really want to go two's up on a figure like that, poor Brock didn't do too well out of his birthday fund.

I think we've just found Jamaica's answer to Lukas Ramhauser.

If you trust your girlfriend I don't understand the problem. Him being a pain is her problem, your insecurities are your problem tbh.

*Switches over to TalkSport*

Unless 3 involves pitying them, I really don't see the point of 2.

Google, the master counterfeiters accomplice!

Renton's a little too eager to demonstrate tbh. Don't worry, you'll get your opportunity with the clique "welcome pack".

I reckon she understands blokes better than you give her credit for.

I just don't agree with that; all men (bar Gemmill, of course) and plenty of women are not worth a shag, and they're all fair game for a platonic relationship. Some of you must have some very bizarre relationships with your mothers.

Vin Diesel looks quite hard, tread carefully.

You could rearrange those words into a rather unfortunate request. Or fortunate, whichever 114998[/snapback] Definitely fortunate in the case of the ginger bum lover. Sounds like something Arthur Conan Doyle wrote.

Does your one phone call allow you to send a picture message of your cock?

More believable than Scanners...

The only thing smart about him is his tackle tbh.

Aye, the girlfriend's very pleased with the lack of splashes on the seat, but a little disconcerted by having wade through shit to get to it. It just saves me sitting down if I do need to, although I appreciate that my effeminate behavior could be something of a dissappointment to you.

Seriously though, how hard can it be? I can't believe you had a rancid floor board in your house. Were you brought up in a Roddy Doyle novel? ;) 114318[/snapback]

Nope half the time when I'm just taking a leak, especially if it's the middle of the night, it also helps if there's something along those lines that hadn't been anticipated. Agree about wiping if you happen to hit the seat, there'd be an interesting correlation between what people say in here and what they say in the showering thread, I reckon.