bobbyshinton

take a funnel and a lemonade bottle. Remember years ago going to an away match the bastard orgainising the trip was bragging that the bus had a bog on it. it was a large catering size diluted pop carton with a pipe and a jubilee clip connecting it to a funnel Obviously never heard of having a shite, normall stuff piss hoyed out the drivers door at 40mph.

There's a definite pattern developing. Do one for me J69, what are they going to say that hasn't already been said??? Level headed poster, who never over reacts, has the clubs best interests at heart, tall fat cunt, good footballer, can be a cunt but heart in right place, hates jumped up little mugs pretending to be something they're not, and there's at least three on here who I could level that at. Sounds about right If I'd posted that as a Smeeagain I'd have made me mam very proud Let me do one for you mate (I count you as amate (board wise)) anyway here goes Stevie, a cunt. there we go job done

Oops (away to get tin hat) Popcorn anyone?

HAHAHAHA It wasn't a joke. Was compared to mine

touchs' touch's I mean tutches not toosheas you know what I mean

Putting the finishing touches to ours now.

Ditto

http://www.skysports.com/story/0,19528,11095_4557246,00.html

Players out of contract at the end of the season and therefore free to negotiate with other clubs from Jan 1st are: My guess would be Cacapa to a crap European team Owen to Everton or Citeh Harper to Boro Butt to Wigan Ameobi staying Edgar to Leeds or the like Viduka to Wigan Fulham or Stoke

Now girls play nicely or uncle Berb will turn off the forum

Alex is a twat and yes I've met him. Monopolised all the fucking seats

shut up you arsenal fool

Aye but it's between your eyes

I'm uncomfortable with this thread

Agree mate I would have Stoke, WBA, Fulham and Bolton amongst them as well.

Same old Scott Parker, stop, turn, turn back, turn again. Bellamy running and snarling all day. Boywer no where. Two poor teams and a shocking ref. Big sam and Craig gordon as pundits enough to make you watch Dodge City.

I wish I got reviews like that

Let the little bastard go. dropping Shola for Owen what a disgrace Smeeagain

Let the little bastard go. dropping Shola for Owen what a disgrace

.. A boy asks his granny, 'Have you seen my pills, they were labeled LSD?' . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .Granny replies, fuck the pills, have you seen the dragons in the kitchen?!

This is a subject that is as near as any I can remember to being Taboo.

If I put a list of Peados on here I will get fucking slaughtered. Child murderers ditto If I put the names and addresses of Muslim activists I would get slaughtered Fucking hell I was not even allowed to put Mike Ashley's address up. These people have the right to believe in what they want it is not illegal. I do not know if it is illegal to post their names and addresses but it does seem wrong. BNP is a political party as is the NF thats democracy. British Democracy. This is Britain. All this crap is why we cannot celebrate saint George's day fly the flag. People mistake nationalism as racisim Soon God save the queen and rule Brittania will be illegal.

Heard we've teamed up with Subbuteo. It discovered Wise (sawn off cunt)

I'm still reeling from realising. Forty fuckin years. The family spongebob are in for a right boring time over the dinnertable tonight. I shall be regailing with tales of valour and misery all night long Peanuts hoyed out to you The supporters club opposite the Strawberry The 5 minute flag Floodlight pylons Saint James Wrestling Hall Football league supplement in programme Walls for bogs The Magpie club Lord Westwood Spike rawlings guesting at testimonials Trees by the Popular Jinky breaking that kids leg Supa Mac's goal versus Leicester Gordon Marshall swinging around the post and the ball going in Writing your name on the bog rolls Playing with the grit Come on you old bastard a few more obscure memeories,not just the famous ones Mental celebrations where you ended up 50 yards from where you were less than 20 seconds ago Bogrolls chucked on to the pitch when the teams ran out Sitting on barriers Keepers running up to the Gallowgate at the start of the game everyone clapping the keeper would clap back, and the whole would go AAAAAAAAAGHHHHHHHHHHHHH giving him wanker signs Sit down protests, when we were shite, everyone would go "sit down sit down sit down" to the tune of play up Pompey, fuck knows what that was going to achieve Norman in the corner on the barrier starting the songs so pissed every time he tried an Ossie Ardiles black n white army, it came out as Oheeee Aree ehh Aniiii aaeey Abusing police (every game) How man hey mans in the Gallowgate Keegans hotdogs with onions outside the Strawberry Sambrero's in the Gallowgate when Mirandinha signed and hats with 3/4 toon, 1/4 brazil, rangers or celtic on. Toon fans enthusiastically cheering Stimson getting sent off Paying 2 quid to get in and thinking it was expensive Having literally hundreds of jock toon fans when we had a big game, honestly we had loads When it was warm in August and the ground was full, like it was against Tottenham, genuinely they were the very very best of times, going to the match everyone expectant, you couldn't beat it. The average Newcastle fan then was fuckin brilliant, the best with no equal, Alan Hansen said as much in his autobiography, every fucka said it, even opposition fans respected us. The average Newcastle fan now is a cynical humourless boring cunt. Owld Tommy - little white bull Donno what you mean mate. Another thing was the bloke making Indian sounds in the East Stand, and something I used to like...The Corner used to go in the seats in the seats in the seats in the seats in the seats in the seats in the seats in the seats in the seats in the seats iiiiiiiin the seats, and about 50 0f them would stand up and go UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIITED UNIIIIIIIIIIITED UNIIIIIIIIIIITED, the corner would join in then the scoreboard then the whole ground. It's nice having little memories like that. Those were the days when different paddocks in the ground used to encourage the others to be vocal. Loads of "Sing in the corner", "sing in the scoreboard", "sing in the centre-west", "sing in the leazes", etc... There's no way we can't have that carrying on these days, but we don't... We should start abusing the Gallowgate more I think in Level 7. Get ye flasks out for the lads. Spongebob, what were you on about you didn't explain yourself at all? Owld Tommy? I remember him from away games now I come to think of it, early eighties . There would be a bit of "tommy "chant go up, and this old half mental threequarters pissed bloke would climb on a barrier and start singing "Once upon a time there was a little white bull" everybody LITTLE WHITE BULL and so on Still see tommy a lot. He was jailed after skirmish with Brum I think. Once there was a little white bull. Anywhere any ground Tommy would do it. West Ham Millwall Leeds the lot. He's a legend. So am I off the "doesnt supply obscure enough memories" shinton hit list then? It works for me. Everyone knows or has been a Norman. I remember falling asleep on the terraces at Oldham.