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I'm still reeling from realising. Forty fuckin years. The family spongebob are in for a right boring time over the dinnertable tonight. I shall be regailing with tales of valour and misery all night long Peanuts hoyed out to you The supporters club opposite the Strawberry The 5 minute flag Floodlight pylons Saint James Wrestling Hall Football league supplement in programme Walls for bogs The Magpie club Lord Westwood Spike rawlings guesting at testimonials Trees by the Popular Jinky breaking that kids leg Supa Mac's goal versus Leicester Gordon Marshall swinging around the post and the ball going in Writing your name on the bog rolls Playing with the grit Come on you old bastard a few more obscure memeories,not just the famous ones Mental celebrations where you ended up 50 yards from where you were less than 20 seconds ago Bogrolls chucked on to the pitch when the teams ran out Sitting on barriers Keepers running up to the Gallowgate at the start of the game everyone clapping the keeper would clap back, and the whole would go AAAAAAAAAGHHHHHHHHHHHHH giving him wanker signs Sit down protests, when we were shite, everyone would go "sit down sit down sit down" to the tune of play up Pompey, fuck knows what that was going to achieve Norman in the corner on the barrier starting the songs so pissed every time he tried an Ossie Ardiles black n white army, it came out as Oheeee Aree ehh Aniiii aaeey Abusing police (every game) How man hey mans in the Gallowgate Keegans hotdogs with onions outside the Strawberry Sambrero's in the Gallowgate when Mirandinha signed and hats with 3/4 toon, 1/4 brazil, rangers or celtic on. Toon fans enthusiastically cheering Stimson getting sent off Paying 2 quid to get in and thinking it was expensive Having literally hundreds of jock toon fans when we had a big game, honestly we had loads When it was warm in August and the ground was full, like it was against Tottenham, genuinely they were the very very best of times, going to the match everyone expectant, you couldn't beat it. The average Newcastle fan then was fuckin brilliant, the best with no equal, Alan Hansen said as much in his autobiography, every fucka said it, even opposition fans respected us. The average Newcastle fan now is a cynical humourless boring cunt. Owld Tommy - little white bull Donno what you mean mate. Another thing was the bloke making Indian sounds in the East Stand, and something I used to like...The Corner used to go in the seats in the seats in the seats in the seats in the seats in the seats in the seats in the seats in the seats in the seats iiiiiiiin the seats, and about 50 0f them would stand up and go UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIITED UNIIIIIIIIIIITED UNIIIIIIIIIIITED, the corner would join in then the scoreboard then the whole ground. It's nice having little memories like that. Those were the days when different paddocks in the ground used to encourage the others to be vocal. Loads of "Sing in the corner", "sing in the scoreboard", "sing in the centre-west", "sing in the leazes", etc... There's no way we can't have that carrying on these days, but we don't... We should start abusing the Gallowgate more I think in Level 7. Get ye flasks out for the lads. Spongebob, what were you on about you didn't explain yourself at all? Owld Tommy? I remember him from away games now I come to think of it, early eighties . There would be a bit of "tommy "chant go up, and this old half mental threequarters pissed bloke would climb on a barrier and start singing "Once upon a time there was a little white bull" everybody LITTLE WHITE BULL and so on Still see tommy a lot. He was jailed after skirmish with Brum I think. Once there was a little white bull. Anywhere any ground Tommy would do it. West Ham Millwall Leeds the lot. He's a legend. So am I off the "doesnt supply obscure enough memories" shinton hit list then? It works for me. Everyone knows or has been a Norman. I remember falling asleep on the terraces at Oldham.

I'm still reeling from realising. Forty fuckin years. The family spongebob are in for a right boring time over the dinnertable tonight. I shall be regailing with tales of valour and misery all night long Peanuts hoyed out to you The supporters club opposite the Strawberry The 5 minute flag Floodlight pylons Saint James Wrestling Hall Football league supplement in programme Walls for bogs The Magpie club Lord Westwood Spike rawlings guesting at testimonials Trees by the Popular Jinky breaking that kids leg Supa Mac's goal versus Leicester Gordon Marshall swinging around the post and the ball going in Writing your name on the bog rolls Playing with the grit Come on you old bastard a few more obscure memeories,not just the famous ones Mental celebrations where you ended up 50 yards from where you were less than 20 seconds ago Bogrolls chucked on to the pitch when the teams ran out Sitting on barriers Keepers running up to the Gallowgate at the start of the game everyone clapping the keeper would clap back, and the whole would go AAAAAAAAAGHHHHHHHHHHHHH giving him wanker signs Sit down protests, when we were shite, everyone would go "sit down sit down sit down" to the tune of play up Pompey, fuck knows what that was going to achieve Norman in the corner on the barrier starting the songs so pissed every time he tried an Ossie Ardiles black n white army, it came out as Oheeee Aree ehh Aniiii aaeey Abusing police (every game) How man hey mans in the Gallowgate Keegans hotdogs with onions outside the Strawberry Sambrero's in the Gallowgate when Mirandinha signed and hats with 3/4 toon, 1/4 brazil, rangers or celtic on. Toon fans enthusiastically cheering Stimson getting sent off Paying 2 quid to get in and thinking it was expensive Having literally hundreds of jock toon fans when we had a big game, honestly we had loads When it was warm in August and the ground was full, like it was against Tottenham, genuinely they were the very very best of times, going to the match everyone expectant, you couldn't beat it. The average Newcastle fan then was fuckin brilliant, the best with no equal, Alan Hansen said as much in his autobiography, every fucka said it, even opposition fans respected us. The average Newcastle fan now is a cynical humourless boring cunt. Owld Tommy - little white bull Donno what you mean mate. Another thing was the bloke making Indian sounds in the East Stand, and something I used to like...The Corner used to go in the seats in the seats in the seats in the seats in the seats in the seats in the seats in the seats in the seats in the seats iiiiiiiin the seats, and about 50 0f them would stand up and go UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIITED UNIIIIIIIIIIITED UNIIIIIIIIIIITED, the corner would join in then the scoreboard then the whole ground. It's nice having little memories like that. Those were the days when different paddocks in the ground used to encourage the others to be vocal. Loads of "Sing in the corner", "sing in the scoreboard", "sing in the centre-west", "sing in the leazes", etc... There's no way we can't have that carrying on these days, but we don't... We should start abusing the Gallowgate more I think in Level 7. Get ye flasks out for the lads. Spongebob, what were you on about you didn't explain yourself at all? Owld Tommy? I remember him from away games now I come to think of it, early eighties . There would be a bit of "tommy "chant go up, and this old half mental threequarters pissed bloke would climb on a barrier and start singing "Once upon a time there was a little white bull" everybody LITTLE WHITE BULL and so on Still see tommy a lot. He was jailed after skirmish with Brum I think. Once there was a little white bull. Anywhere any ground Tommy would do it. West Ham Millwall Leeds the lot. He's a legend.

we had Sammy Hypia and Brad Friedel as well

Petrol is dear

first game on a sunday trying to blag a way in for nowt. Hoo man its gods day this is council land so we can come in to worship for nowt. Getting crushed on the fucking barriers. standing on the barriers leading the singing (privalige) Getting booted all over the leazes. getting locked up in the cop shop in the Gallowgate.

I'm still reeling from realising. Forty fuckin years. The family spongebob are in for a right boring time over the dinnertable tonight. I shall be regailing with tales of valour and misery all night long Peanuts hoyed out to you The supporters club opposite the Strawberry The 5 minute flag Floodlight pylons Saint James Wrestling Hall Football league supplement in programme Walls for bogs The Magpie club Lord Westwood Spike rawlings guesting at testimonials Trees by the Popular Jinky breaking that kids leg Supa Mac's goal versus Leicester Gordon Marshall swinging around the post and the ball going in Writing your name on the bog rolls Playing with the grit Come on you old bastard a few more obscure memeories,not just the famous ones Being electrocuted by the bare wires hanging from the scoreboard? waiting for the scores to come up match a etc

I'm still reeling from realising. Forty fuckin years. The family spongebob are in for a right boring time over the dinnertable tonight. I shall be regailing with tales of valour and misery all night long Peanuts hoyed out to you The supporters club opposite the Strawberry The 5 minute flag Floodlight pylons Saint James Wrestling Hall Football league supplement in programme Walls for bogs The Magpie club Lord Westwood Spike rawlings guesting at testimonials Trees by the Popular Jinky breaking that kids leg Supa Mac's goal versus Leicester Gordon Marshall swinging around the post and the ball going in Writing your name on the bog rolls Playing with the grit Come on you old bastard a few more obscure memeories,not just the famous ones

1978 - 79 got beat 2 - 0 down there. Up here I think if they lost and the mackems won the mackems went up. Was loads of us amongst them in the Leazes for once hoping we got beat. Near the end of the match they started to take the piss (think we would get used to it) battles all over after that.

Trelford Mills? I think that was the year Brighton got to the final against Man Utd. na i remember going down there and getting beat Liam brady Manager. I was at the Brighton where Trelford mills was an abortion.

Edwardian era bandwagon jumper tbh. Cry me a fucking river.

Exeter Brighton Play offs 1974 final and all the others Oxford hereford Being the underdogs against the likes of shrewsbury, Oxford, Carlisle, Notts county, Grimsby, Oldham, and loads more they are lows. Signing Pirez (lionel) not Robert. Its a bit like player wise. With Newcastle it is easier to pick the best of tahn the worst.

You can see what looks like Leazes Terrace / the Popular Side. Aye thats what I thought looks like Leazes terrace. Just amazing it has thrown me completly.

Are you sure thats newcastle? gob smacked if it is

Just fucking noticed

Villa play the wrong type of footy for Owen. Does not matter the little bastard is on the bench all the time. Alex

ditto

I'm so disapointed. No need for that language young lady

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Cole is an NUFC legend. His autograph is tatooed on my arm of fame along with Shearer Pedro Keeeeeegan Supa Mac Woor Jackie

good post this Stevie lad. 1 Sunderland relegated 2 Arsenal win the league 3 QPR promoted I have sort of taken them as my second team due to a mate who follows them 4Sheff Wed promoted like going there 5An Arab royal family member discovering he's a Geordie. if I had six it would be N O going pop.

I wouldn't fucking know. If by chance I did turn up i would be gunning for the bastards. I feel degraded and abused even violated Bitter I'll give you bitter

Tell me you are kidding Hughes hasn't really done a lot wrong yet has he? Unless you are looking at a few recent bad results in isolation. Just not what I would like.

Tell me you are kidding

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Like most of them he's a mercenary bastard.