bobbyshinton

When I was serving me time Golden virginia held a promo in the works canteen. The idea was you had to hand roll a tab, said tab hat to fit certain quality checks. Cannot remember the prize but the consolation was everyone who attempted got a placca baccy box a rolly machine and some baccy. Like I say me and me mates were serving our time 16 year old given that stuff. can't see it happening now

Just remembered this from talking to Alex. 28 year later. Well it was the second one my official one was in the Portland in town. The day before I was to get married a quiet few pints turned into a festival of drink. Met me best man in the Puffing Billy to have a few pints, nothing daft. Ended up in forest hall club with a squad of lads I knew. The band had not turned up so somehow I blagged my way onto the stage to help out (with the help of me mates) had a few words with the resident band and decided to do a few numbers. First one Sweet Sixteen (Ringo Starr) Started off with the music a commitee man began screaming get him off I know him get him off he's a idiot etc etc. I got you come on like a dream when the curtain shut I was fighting with a member of the band trying to retain the mike. Just managed to get me head through the curtain and sing peaces and cream when the bastard pushed me off the stage. Straight on top of some poor fucker below a allmighty fight ensued. Me and my best man decided it would be best to part with the lads. One of us came up with the idea of going to the Brandling bar in Gossy park the idea being a nice quiet drink with the opportunity of a late one due to it being a function venue. Got there no probs but with beer on board decided to crash a private function. Got to the door just to be told we could not get in. Told the bloke on the door (continuing the musical theme) that we were part of the band. Starts luaghing and lets us in. It was only a Calypso band everyone of the mebers from the caribean. He just let us stay anyway. Got home to my aunties where i was staying fell onto her fridge and knocked it over, pissed the bed so endeth my marital freedom. Best man spewed up in the church. I had black and white ribbons on my car. Blaydon races played in the church on the way out I remeber they would not let me have as one of my songs So cheers Alex you have helped clear up the mystery of why my aunty stopped speaking to me

Played against Tommy cassidy's Brother. Played in the same team as peter Beardsley. I was top scorer as well I played 47 games scored 9 peter played one (would have got killed if caught) scored 7. His brother Geordie was a cracking player He was indeed sort of remember a batchelor party (might have been mine.) geordie turned up in a carlisle top, fancy dress he had came as his Pedro.

Played against Tommy cassidy's Brother. Played in the same team as peter Beardsley. I was top scorer as well I played 47 games scored 9 peter played one (would have got killed if caught) scored 7. His brother Geordie was a cracking player

Am not arsed about my ban being revoked. At 30, I'm too old for that board these days. Anyway my Shola Ebola effort, an idea inspired by Parky. Lola He's got the shittest first touch in land, I wish he'd contract swolen glands and ebooooooooola, la la la la Shola, la la la la Shola Sure you are not arsed about your ban being lifted, it was this daft cunt that you got banned

Would you turn up though? In May playing at SJP? I'd even turn up if I had ebola. Would not make you less popular You're not wrong there But do you care.......... fuck them thats what I say

Would you turn up though? In May playing at SJP? I'd even turn up if I had ebola. Would not make you less popular

Keegan is a stroppy twat in it for the money.

I knew Bobby Mitchell very well (RIP) I know the lass who was given Givens bank statement.

Just been given a bag of pickled onion Space raiders one word mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm got to be the bes artifial flavouring used in the food industry

I've made a note of you noting he had made a note

He's on about the hissing directed at Spurs fans in reference to the gas chambers during the Holocaust. Just so you know what he's on about. Make that hypersensitive btw. This fucking Danny wants fucked off. For fuck sake. What a grade one tit. I'm normally one of the calmest posters (IMO) I'm all for debate and different opinions but this fucker has he not got a spurs board to blight.

Footballer? Me never. Whats it like to knock around with a Shearer or beardsly , free beer? I was gonna say cast off women then for obvious reasons I didn't

Eh? Maybe better than Enrique but I seen nothing to suggest better than the Steveador. Football's great 52,000 managers with 52,000 opinions (at St James')

I honestly think Jenas's main problem was how he looked so much like Dyer. At times he was utter shit tho.

Just because he left you to develop elsewhere there is no need to show such bitterness towards him. You got good money for him, that should be enough. Fucking Tool

Anyone at Stoke some years ago?

Or for the utterly stupid NEWCASTLE UNITED WILL NEVER BE DEFEATED ffs

Kiss my arse my arse etc has to one of the daftest or aye aye yaye someones pissed on me sombrero.

Or around a match. Spurs away in the cup was a nightmare Shefff Wed. one year cannot rememeber the year but under the stand was like an accident waiting. Leeds one season arrived at the station got kicked to fuck. Wallsall in the cup a wall fell on us. Chelsea coming out the groun, a massive reception comittee.

What about that french keeper from the scum?

First pair of leather soled shoes I have had in years 20+

If you were Ashley Cole would you be bothered? Me I would not give a fuck. Just shower, change and go and give the bint one. I do not think it would hurt his felings as much as if the Chelsea fans were abusing him.