bobbyshinton

seems ok. might be some seats free

what time?

ahem. bump Surely there is more coming?

1. Newcastle 2.Sunderland (it would kill them just losing out on the league to us) 3. Real Madrid 4. 5. 6. 7. 8. 9. 10. 11. 12. 13. 14. 15. 16. 17. 18. Liverpool 19. Wigan 20. Boro

Got a couple of mocking cartoons as well

A Moslem has died and has arrived in Heaven- He is very excited as, all his life, he has longed to meet the Prophet Mohammed. Having arrived at the Gates of Heaven, he meets a man with a beard. 'Are you Mohammed?' he asks 'No, my son. I am Peter. Mohammed is higher up' And he points him to a ladder that rises into the clouds Delighted that Mohammed should be higher than Peter, he climbed the ladder in great strides. He meets another bearded man. Full of hope, he asks again, 'Are you Mohammed?' 'No, I am Jesus. Mohammed is higher up still' Mohammed higher than Jesus! The poor man can hardly contain his delight and climbs and climbs, ever higher. Once again, he meets a man with a beard and repeats his question: 'Are you Mohammed?' 'No, I am Moses. Mohammed is higher still' Exhausted but with heart full of joy, he continues to climb the ladder and, yet again, he meets a man with a beard. 'Are you Mohammed?' he gasps, as he is by now totally out of breath from all his climbing. 'No, my son. I am God. But you look exhausted. Would you like a Coffee?' 'Yes please, my Lord' God looks behind him, claps his hands and calls out: . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 'Mohammed, two coffees please'

I quite rate Ashton. Give him a decent injury-free run and I could see him being a good replacement for Viduka tbh Agreed ditto

FYP. This thread is not just about me you know

A laugh would do . You miserable pack of bastards You've just got it.

A laugh would do . You miserable pack of bastards

Dead

Nope. happy with the Trent

A pre match meet on Monday?

You dirty old bastard.

Fucking Granda Favourite interferring uncle

On the way back from your hols rather than on the way there though. hope I'm not on the same plane

Dunnes ok. I think it is hard to find a excellent C.B.

Tried it mate ended up in Scumberland

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even better Proper Judith Chalmers you bastards

Ta that helped

I'd rather walk than admit I need Roberto

been to Moscow, starting the journey in Newcastle? Which company did you use? Problems encountered? where did you stop on route? Any reccomendations for hotel? ta in advance