bobbyshinton

you know it's make believe?

How low can some people go. Bang goes my faith in Shaggy.

A game warden came upon a duck hunter who had bagged 3 ducks and decided to 'enforce the laws pending.' He stopped the hunter, flashed his badge and said, 'Looks like you've had a pretty good day. Mind if I inspect your kill?' The hunter shrugged and handed the ducks to the warden. The warden took one of the ducks, inserted his finger into the duck's rectum, pulled it out, sniffed it, and said, 'This here's a Windemere duck. Do you have a Cumbrian hunting license?' The hunter pulled out his wallet and calmly showed the warden a Cumbrian hunting license. The warden took a second duck, inserted his finger in the bird's rectum, pulled it out, sniffed it, and said, 'This here's an Keilder duck. Do you have an Northumbrian hunting license?' The hunter, a bit put out, produced an Northumbrian hunting license. The warden took a third duck, conducted the same finger test, and said, 'This here's an Dumfries duck. Do you have an Scottish hunting license?' Once again, only this time more aggravated, the hunter produced the appropriate license. The warden, a little miffed at having struck out, handed the ducks back to the hunter and said, 'You've got all of these licenses, just where the hell are you from?' . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . The hunter dropped his pants, bent over, and said 'You're so smart, YOU tell ME!'

Paddy runs into the bar, shouting, Mick some fella has just nicked your car Mick asks , did you get a good look at him? no says paddy . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . but i got the , Reg

whats the difference between Jersey Potatoes and Jersey orphans . . . . . . . . .... . . Potatoes are dug up after a year

If you coook them correctly you can use them in meat stews, they enrichen the sauce without the fish flavour. The tins are modern warfare, we should drop them on the fucking Mackems

Cut me fucking hand on the tin every time I have problems with the little buggers

Monty for the shits v leeds

John Barnes

Daft fucker was in a fight went to kick a kid in the head and missed

Gavin McGuire Wes Suanders this could go on for ever heres some more Alan Smith Joey Barton geremi

I can think of a lot worse! bandwagonner. What about the players who got beat on a regular basis by shrewsbury, oldham, oxford George riley Graham oates tommy Gibb Dick Barton Bobby Shinton Alan Brown Glenn Keeley Stevie Hardwick Gordon Marshall Frank Pingle It is easier to pick the best ever team than the worst

A young man moved into a new apartment of his own and went to the lobby to put his name on his mailbox. While there, an attractive young lady came out of the apartment next to the mailboxes, wearing only a robe. The boy smiled at the young woman and she started a conversation with him. As they talked, her robe slipped open, and it was obvious that she had nothing else on. The poor kid broke into a sweat trying to maintain eye contact. After a few minutes, she placed her hand on his arm and said, "Let's go to my apartment,..... I hear someone coming." He followed her into her apartment; she closed the door and leaned against it, allowing her robe to fall off completely. Now nude, she purred at him, "What would you say is my best feature?" Flustered and embarrassed, he finally squeaked, "It's got to be your ears." Astounded, and a little hurt she asked, "My ears? Look at these breasts; they are full and 100% natural. I work out every day and my butt is firm and solid. Look at my skin - no blemishes anywhere. How can you think that the best part of my body is my ears?" Clearing his throat, he stammered .... . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .. . . . . . "Outside, when you said you heard someone coming.... that was me."

Stevie is sound. He has an IQ well beyond your average racist. that berbs reference for today

Fucking idiots, what they going to do put Rio Ferdinand and Ashley Cole on fucking boats to Kingston?? Racist cunts. See stevie here's where we get to the stupidity of you starting this thread. You quote a right wing, classist, racist, telling the world how correct he is and how you wish England would stand up and declare the same sentiment and yet when it's pointed out that the sentiment you wish for isn't that far from that of the BNP, you suddenly go all humanitarian on us. What are you Arthur, Martha or Phil, Bruce's bitch As I pointed out my working class friend, these twats are the same people that once they have "freed our societies" of the "others" you, you lower class scum, are next. Hey maybe if you're real lucky they'll deport you to an island in the pacific with a warm climate and competitive sports teams. Or maybe when there is nothing but the master race left you'll fit right in because obviously the master race is made up of dumpy, spineless, internet hardmen. Shut up you boring cunt. go on big lad

Aye, I made that point on the first page. Still worth taking the piss out of though. can't read, can't spell - no wonder we got rid of them.............. Rob you senile old goat, they are refering to stevie. And last time everyone looked he was still waving the BNP flag for old blighty. What the fuck you on about you silly convict cunt?

have a good one

a well presented joke.

Thanks

Too busy in the humour dept.

why does no one post the football gossip anymore?

ditto

Just a little one. A bloke of 50 has sons of 25 - 30. Also Byker he could have fucking loads.