bobbyshinton

Snakey, first the slick hips moves on the rack of Torquey and now you're sliding in on poor old berb's territory. You know deep down all you are doing is bugging old Bobby! Just sharing the joy I've started a cult (n)

Aye red hot just swam, read, drink and eat. So you're a bit rusty on the old comedy then? Had on this is not my thread I'm funnier than this

did you miss me yeah when I was away?

what do you call a invisible pakistani? . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . amir

Aye red hot just swam, read, drink and eat.

The world expert on European wasps and the sounds that they make is taking a stroll down his local town. As he passes by the record shop, a sign catches his eye: "Just Released - Wasps of the World and the sounds that they make - available now!" Unable to resist the temptation, the man goes into the shop. "I am the world expert on European wasps and the sounds that they make. I'd very much like to listen to the new record you have advertised in the window." "Certainly, Sir," says the young man behind the counter. "If you'd like to step into the booth and put on the headphones, I'll put the record on for you." 3 minutes later, he comes out of the booth and announces, "I am the world expert on European wasps and the sounds that they make and yet I recognised none of those." "I'm very sorry Sir", says the young assistant. "If you'd care to step into the booth again, I can play you another track." 5 minutes later, he comes out of the booth shaking his head. "I don't understand it", he says, "I am the world expert on European wasps yet I still can't recognise any of those!" "I really am terribly sorry", says the young assistant, . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . "I've just realised . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . I was playing you the bee side." Look who's back yes he's back *ahem*... I'll get me coat!

Thought it was on half way line. Better effort than Beckhams cos he was going across the pitch as opposed to facing goal. I think Somebody must have a pic of it

Not sure If I've posted this before but a while back I heard sirens right outside my house. My computer is in the bay window of the flat (Heaton) and I seen the bizzy car pass the window doing about seventy, 70mph in one of the avenue type streets. By the time I got to the front door he was coming back along Heaton road heading towards the Bingo. Must have been chasing someone and thought he could get through on to Heaton road from second ave, that meant he had to go along the back lanes to Le Vita restaurant to get back on to Heaton Road...FFS what speed was he doing along the back lanes? This was about 8pm may i add. Fucking Wankers, i hope they jail the cunt and he's bummed to death by Snowy Abbadon There is a blast from the past

I'm sure Batty did it for us?

Offski. tunisia here I come (again was there in Feb) have fun

Keep it to a page and a half max. Fill it with what you can do and plant plenty of the keywords of the job advert in it (that is a really good tip!) Don`t include your hobbies because no one gives a fuck. This is prob why all scousers are unemployed Even when formatted to hell, my qualifications and skills are apporx 3/4 of a page. I put my hobbies as people are interested in my experiance. I work in a specific field so my employment history and experiance is important, so at the moment I have it on two and a half pages, I cant get it any smaller. Using a spell check is always advisable anarl lass from work just rang you No to talk about Cv. left message for you. have fun

Pogues

ditto

Ta. Alex I have emailed it to you and some arse brained explanation of what I have done and what I'm looking for. Cheers Besty you are my fall back.

Does anyone work with these on a regular basis. If so would it be possible for me to email a image ( not that kind) and for them to convert it to EPS and email it back. Only trusted posters will be considered.

yum yum

That's hardly a glowing reference tbh I have

next sunday tunisia for a week

I can't see why you want the lad banned. If you think he is a tosser don't bite or read his threads. That is why I like TT it allows all types to post even wankstains. anyway

A woman walks into the store and purchases the following: 1 small box of detergent 1 Bar of soap 3 individual servings of yogurt 2 oranges 1 stick of women’s deodorant. She then goes to the check out line. Cashier: Oh, you must be single Woman: You can tell that by what I bought? Cashier: . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .. .No, you're fucking ugly!

Do you know what "nemesis" means? A righteous infliction of retribution manifested by an appropriate agent. Personified in this case by an 'orrible cunt... me.

It's Berb. Na Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaalsend Sunshine is grreat it brings the fanny out......................... wheres titch I wonder, what a dick

well it worked for titsafc