bobbyshinton

Have been going through the old photo albums. found this one of when I was a kid, I'm rather proud. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .

A doctor takes off his glasses, rubs his eyes, and says to Mr. Smith, “I have some bad news. The tests results came back positive for cancer. Now, I can help you through this with counseling. I have a one o’clock tee time, why don’t you join me.” They go to the golf course, and on the first tee the patient runs into a few guys he knows and he tells them he is dying of AIDS. Curious, the doctor asks, “Why are you telling everyone you are dying of AIDS when in fact you are dying of cancer?” The guy looks at the doctor and in a very low voice says, . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . “I don’t want any of my friends sleeping with my wife after I die.”

Spearagain

Amen to that. Mind Ossie was/is a shit tattoo artist. far worse now than years ago

eh? I was making reference to a mid life crisis earings and tattoos Flesh tunnel, prince albert and a full back scarification has far more cred!

17.30 so I can get out of the office. OD'd on the drink yesterday so I swore i would be of it for a while. Do'nt think I can do it.

some jeans for £4 from TJ Hughes. Great, being a fat man it was unusual to find my size in a high street store. So I tried them on, brilliant. Back to TJ Hughes and bought another 5 pair for £20. I have since worn them all. 1st pair fit great traditional Jeans 2nd pair are like bell bottoms 3rd pair are like fucking drain pipes 4th pair are too long 5th pair are too short 6th pair are baggy they are all meant to be the frigging same. No wonder they only get paid slave rates ffs I have an image

eh? I was making reference to a mid life crisis earings and tattoos

eh?

ok

50 in six weeks time. I do not think posting on here is appropriate behaviour for a mature person so my last post will be on the eve of my birthday. Someone will have to take over the mantle

As Ossie say's The difference between those people who are tattoed and those who are not is...... those who are do not care if you are not Now fuck off

I was in London on Saturday Bobby. Do you know someone who knows me like? Just got back from London myself (last night) Think of who we comunicate with on the dark side Was there a big piss up? I know a good few of them like. about 40 ish

I tried by fuck I tried. or its not my fault they are not funny

I was in London on Saturday Bobby. Do you know someone who knows me like? Just got back from London myself (last night) Think of who we comunicate with on the dark side

as a youngen I had 5 in each ear and both nostrils done. As I sit here I have 2 earings in. Neither puff nor pirate jokester

Out on the hop saturday with the lads?

2 couple's go camping, in one tent are the lasses and in the other tent are the bloke's, time's getting on and one of the bloke become's restless, Bloke say's to his mate, "here fuck this, im gonna have to go in wor lasses tent and give her a good seeing to, ive got the biggest hard-on ive had in my life" His mate replies "well im coming with you" Man look's puzzled and ask's "why's that ? " His mate replies " . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . cos it's my cock you've fucking got ahold of"

fucking great

He'll not let it go he's a bit of a terrier

Hasty Rexit

Happy you decided to stay on here and fuck them off next door

Aye red hot just swam, read, drink and eat. all in one minute?