snakehips

The thing about the last few games at home that I have seen is that we have created chances. If we can convert those chances we will win today.

I'm not kidding J2J. The thought of these shites mixing among us makes my skin crawl. You'll probably see me on Look North on Monday as they show a tape of me getting arrested.

tbh, I couldn't give a fig if he's there tomorrow or not. There will be far more important things on my mind, like rooting out the infiltraters amongst us who have come from the land that time forgot and will be sitting in our midst. Anyone not wearing something black and white, or not joining in with the singing, or not appearing to be one of us will be interrogated for authenticity. Questions along the lines of how to say 'who's keys are these'? will be asked and those suspected of being from the village of the damned will be asked to leave.

I shall be outside SJP around 12-ish, ready to throw clarts and bricks at the sunlun team bus when it arrives. If I'm fast enough to avoid the rozzers I shall be in the T about 12:15. That is all.

With this news about Chuck N'zogbia leaving, I've just got one track in mind: 'Wake me up, before you go go'

You were lucky, Wack, she sent me the disrobed one Well spread the glorious joy then you old bastard! Sorry, it's a bit, err, spoiled now! Well, when you're older you have to take what you can get!!!11

You were lucky, Wack, she sent me the disrobed one

I was watching the clip of bagpuss last night and I couldn't help but get deja vu. The cunt does it over and over and over again. We all love 'appy 'arry, the cheeky, chirpy cockney fella. Twat.

Still can't be slower than Geremi,i've seen 20 stone blokes move faster than that fucker. Aww, howay man JS, I had to run caus the chippy was about to shut!

I haven't done this predictor thingy, but I just wish I had the confidence of you all. 40-odd points? I'd wank mesel silly if we get that - even just 40 points.

He had an accident whilst driving in the mist the other day. Charles Infog,notclear.

He was down Ocean Road last night having a curry. Charles Inbog-ohdear.

He's flying to London as we speak. Charles InaLear

I thought that I would be able to fashion something but alas no... Harper Steve Watson - Stevie Taylor - Chris Armstrong Cheryl Cole - Carrick Andy Carroll - I bet Cheryl Curl has a few 'assists' to her name.

But he wishes he had been born a Geordie, of course. A north-of-the-river Geordie, of course.

It's Lardash's fault.

There's no great rivalry tbh. Most folk find this site a lot less....frenetic, shall we say? Each to their own, though.

Kind of nutter who scores on debut as well. Echoes of Paul Bracewell then ...... I hope Oh, sweet, sweet memories Barney, it's Sunday - the game.

Another site. It's a bit like comparing Sunderland to Newcastle; where toontastic is Newcastle, of course.

Good point. EDIT: Should we send a bill to Marcelino as well ?? Pay up or we'll break your finger?

The French are basically all up their own arses. FACTOMNIA. Beye and Bassong are alright Is Beye French?? Serious. I thought he was African!! Plays for Senegal but he's French (I think). Bit like how Ray Houghton's Irish. Aha. Begorragh (however it's spelled).

Good point. EDIT: Should we send a bill to Marcelino as well ??

The French are basically all up their own arses. FACTOMNIA. Beye and Bassong are alright Is Beye French?? Serious. I thought he was African!!

Why isn't fatuka on some kind of transfer list? Out of contract in the summer. And tbf, I'd say he's injury prone 100% of the time. Very harsh, Alex. Surely it's only 99.9%.

Hmmmm, you could have something there, Donny. They probably all call him insomnia and the kid hates it. After Kinnear said it on telly, the kid has flipped. Let's all laugh at Charlie, let's all laugh at Charlie la la la la. la la la la.