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They all live together and share the same bed, so I hear S/mom wants to get involved, but they're scared she might take some photos and post them on here. Shame.

The radio were quoting West Ham this morning saying Parker's not for sale. Which probably means it will go through in the next day, or so. And if it does................sell-on clause meaning NUFC get a few more sheckles ?????

This was mentioned on the radio the other day. No doubt it will be waived as it's 'appy, lovable, 'arry who we all love (apparently).

Sounds a bit dodgy to me. He probably was burgled and called the police, but before they got there Sherla found a note warning him not to call the police or suffer the consequences so he called them back telling them not to come. I don't know what those consequences would be though - a promise to get him a transfer to Ipswich perhaps??

Didn't watch it. I was put off by something I saw earlier: Just before going out yesterday lunchtime, Gazza's ex family were on This Morning tv show and Sheryl (I think that's her name?) could hardly contain her grin at being on tv - I felt like puking. She should have been embarassed, not fucking lapping it up. She professed to the programme being at Gazza's behest, but I couldn't help thinking she wanted it all along. People call Heather Mills a gold digger and I'm sure there would be a few that call Gazza's ex wife the same. S/mom referred to the daughter and her make up - I couldn't agree more; a totally vacuuous lass whose only interest seemed to be how she looks.

Would be a great assistant coach at Newcastle. He knows the fans, the English game, he must have the respect of all players and can speak Spanish!

Is it pirate time again?? Arrrr, me hearteeeee

Aye, it should have been at least 6.

Ayeee, wayyy toooo gooo, Looizzzzzzz EDIT: btw, where is Plymouthh (Y) ???

Top marks to the bloke. NUFC have a squad which most agree is worse than rag, tag and bobtail, yet we have managed to pull out some results that NO-ONE expected. Here's a bloke that was on the football scrapheap, had not managed in the top division for donkey's years, none of the players knew him (nor he them), yet we do have a chance of avoiding relegation. Yes, we do have a chance of going down, but let's not forget the above FACTS about this guy - he was a nobobdy. He keeps getting attacked by us and the media yet he just keeps on going in this circus of NUFC. Wish he'd keep his gob shut at times, but he has to do these pre match press conferences so it can't be easy to stonewall persistant press questioning; let's face it, the press would just make stuff up if he did keep schtum anyway, so he might as well say summat even if it is horseshit!!

A little NSFW perhaps? One for the mods to debate I suppose. :)

I'd sooner believe Kinnear on this than Smith. Football clubs always come out with this 'we haven't had any contact with x, over y, etc etc' The 'enquiry' JFK talks about could well just be his telephoning Ferguson's agent - nothing more. Which leads me to think that this is all a smokescreen to take attention away from the real dealings. One thing we can say in the current regime's favour is that the most of the transfers have come out as a surprise to one and all. It's probably Kaka (just watch AC Milan say they haven't had any contact from NUFC !!!!!1111 )

Getting a good blow-job does the trick, I find. (and why isn't there a blow-job emoticon, when there are various other 'interesting' ones??)

Ch4 - 9 or 10 pm tonight. (I'm glad there's someone else on here contemplating this, rather than having Big Brother in their head!!) Sheeesh.

I try to inject some intelligent debate on here but all I get is infantile comments. I'm off for some high-brow discussion on N-O. Sod yers.

Yeah, I can see your point. I meant a televised, or recorded, interview so we could attempt to see through any intended truths/deceptions.

It would take a far more intelligent man than I to make an attempt at trying to figure out exactly what is going on. The fact is we know nothing. Except,of course, that Newcastle United is in a depressing state. The ONLY man who can allay our fears, or attempt to give us some hope is the owner. I just wish he would come out and let someone interview him so we could see what he is about.

At last! A really good, concise, article. Well done that man.

Anyone watching it? Half of me thinks it will be like rubber-necking an accident - utterly reprehensible, yet the other half makes me wonder if it could be insightful. Hmmmmm

I recall Liverpool supporters doing something similar some time ago. EDIT: or was it Juve fans?? Ah, the mists of time.

Probably the best on the Curry Mile but far from the best in the country. That's him told. Good on yer, Greg.

I have to admit I was considering adding 'unless he has shin splints, or summat'.

99 Braun shavers 'Ladies things'

Do they deliver? Nah Pork, Beef, Chicken or Lamb.

Time to welcome the little fella Dyer back. He came on as sub yesterday in their cup game, so should make some sort of appearance next week at SJP.