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'Soccermom' 'the fall' Are you a psuedo yank, or summat???

In a nutshell. Neva mind what other teams do, what we do is what counts.

You never made it obvious like. I had had a pint. And subtly isn't my strongest point when I've had a drink and a gorgeous chick takes my attention. You have to agree, Jonny, she was pretty damned nice Anyway, how old did Soccermom say she was??

I'd steer clear if i were you hips, she sounds worse than Wyki's ex, and obviously thinks everyone's daft to boot. Maybe you're right. I have to say that after my initial suspicions a few weeks ago 'she' has appeared a lot more credible - after all, who, in their right mind, would try to lie their way into our hearts by claiming they were from DURHAM??!!!111 I mean, Durham, of all places!!

To get closer to the truth, SM could PM me her number and I could call her to see who I end up talking to. However, there is a chance that if 'she' sounds nice I could end up with a hefty phone bill as I give her the hips golden patter EDIT: I was fuckin' dying to give that lass in the corner of the Trent the patter yesterday (and a lot more besides) - she was a stunner

Yes, it's about time, Meenz Too right. I'll even give it a polish for the occasion. Glad to hear it

Yes, it's about time, Meenz

Don't know how the fuck we won today. It was painful at times. Yet another demonstration of the wonders or Aaron Lennon. He must be excruciatingly frustrating for the yids to watch week in week out. If that kid could get some composure on the ball he would be a fantastic player. Three points. Geddin

Could be a promo pic from a fuckin' Bond movie, that!

Daughter is emigrating She's recently qualified as a nurse, has being going out with a lad for quite a while and they have just told us they are leaving home. The father/daughter bond is very strong and I'm distraught tbh I don't know how often I will see her now and I'm scared she will become a different girl now that she will be living in a strange land with strange customs. I, obviously, will try to see her as much as possible, but the question is do I need many inoculations to go to South Shields??

Is 'chines' (see OP) a typo or a local word for Chinese, in Durham??

Be there, or be square! Perrier for you?? Renton, et al, I can't make it after the game. Child A is going out to work, whilst child B is coming in from work, so our dinner is fixed at 6pm. I would be in the dog house if I was absent. I hope we can all meet up next week v Liverpool. I might be able to make it for one before the match then, you awkward old bugger. Hopefully see you later.

If you replace Shola in the squad it's a deal that would be welcomed by me. I'm probably quicker than sherla!

No matter how unpalatable it may seem to have Ashley here next season, I would hope they are putting plans in place, just in case that happens.

Has the story not broken yet that I could sign for Newcastle United this summer? Very true. Hold the back page.....

Be there, or be square! Perrier for you?? Renton, et al, I can't make it after the game. Child A is going out to work, whilst child B is coming in from work, so our dinner is fixed at 6pm. I would be in the dog house if I was absent. I hope we can all meet up next week v Liverpool.

See you there sometime after 1-ish. I can pop in after if you like snakey? Don't think I can get there before though. It would be really good to see you, Renton; it's been a long time. I'm not too sure about after the game, though. I'll try and convince mrs h that it will be advantageous for me to have a drink after the game as well. 99% I will be able to have an our, or so, afterwards too. I'll confirm it by 11 am tomorrow if I will be there afterwards.

You are kidding aren't you? The protest didn't make Ashley sell, the impending credit crunch and MA's need to put his money somewhere safe did man! Same goes for your comments to Pud earlier about the NUSC being able to force MA to sell the club. He doesn't give much of a shit about the NUSC, he's shown as much by not responding to any of the requests for dialogue. The NUSC can't influence his decision to sell or who he should sell too. He's not going to accept some offer just cos we all think he should. He'll sell to whoever meets his price. I don't even believe his comments about only selling to someone who'll look after the club. EDIT: I should point out that I do think the NUSC can have an impact on the club and I'm all in favour of it. The pragmatist in me just thinks MA will continue to dismiss the NUSC as some after-school club rather than using it as an opportunity to re-connect with the fans. Beat me to it. Not for one second do I think the 'protests' prompted Ashley to issue that statement about selling the club. As for NUSC, this is the first chance I have had since its inception to join, and join I will. Will it achieve anything? I don't know. But I reckon it's the best chance of representing me and my thoughts. If I don't agree with the direction it is going - at any time - I will voice my opinions (I wouldn't give a fuck if they/any agreed, or not). I view it (NUSC) as the beginning of an organisation that will become the main outlet of views of supporters of Newcastle United.

An interesting opening post, Tom. Shame I couldn't be arsed to read all that info!!! As long as we don't get beat, I'll be happy. I'm hoping Spurs will be tired after their game in midweek and Martins is playing.

£50, and she could have a date with the hipster. More joy than any woman could possibly imagine.

HBTY, HBTY, HBDPL........HBTY

See you there sometime after 1-ish.

Isn't it a FACT! that Pompey are really up against it financially? Part of the reason the cheeky cockney chappy was allowed to go to Spurs - so Pompey could rake in some much-needed cash. Anyway, if Bullard is being allowed to leave Fulham doesn't that indicate he's not up to much these days??

Bonjourno. Just got home last night. Ticket collection this afternoon. Anyone going for a glass of shandy before the match?

You can be sure tha the radar picked it up! However, I'm thinking it could just be a false echo tbh. Something seems just not right. I need a bit more convincing. Oh, and viagra doesn't have any effect on women. I just watched a documentary on it the other week.