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The most we've heard from him is when he was overheard by punters in that bar in Dubai saying he was going to wallop KK. Objection, your honour; unsubstantiated hearsay.

Quite right, Cath, quite right. So when do I get the chance to show you what I've learned over the years ????? I'll be out Sunday It won't take long believe me. Maybe, but it will be 100% pure pleasure Always thinking of himself this bloke. Once a Geordie.......

When switching my car on, a spanner symbol flashes on the dash. I thought it was the car's way of insulting me until I realised it's a warning light to tell me it needs a service.

Quite right, Cath, quite right. So when do I get the chance to show you what I've learned over the years ????? I'll be out Sunday It won't take long believe me. Maybe, but it will be 100% pure pleasure

And he was willing to talk and listen to the fans, whereas I get the feeling Llambias has nowt but contempt for us. While I agree with you on the fact that his communication skills were better, I can help but think he's being assigned some 'messiah' status on the grounds that he was only involved with the club before we all realised what was going on. If he'd still been chairman when Keegan quit, we'd be calling him a cunt too. Of that I have no doubt. This. Let's not forget he's Welsh, anarl. And ginga.

HBTY, HBTY, HBDMP............HBTY

Quite right, Cath, quite right. So when do I get the chance to show you what I've learned over the years ?????

to be fair, her avatar looks OK if a little dangerous You got a foot fetish LM, or is the appeal the Christmas pud ?? not particularly but the heels made me wince a bit Ah, you are imagining 'her' walking on your back in stockings and high heels. I can understand. God no. I'm digging a grave for meself here like

yep, it works. Cheers Tom Leazes, I'm wondering if I'm one of the only members her who HASN'T PM'd you throughout the years ???

Maybe he's calling their (Ashley and the rest of the board etc) bluff ? They have already issued a statement saying he wont be sold, so maybe he's just saying 'ok, I'll hang on until the summer and let's see how truthful you're being'. ??? Atter all, it appears he's be fucked around for so long and wants them to suffer a bit at the thought of losing out on a few million pounds if they don't sell him now?

to be fair, her avatar looks OK if a little dangerous You got a foot fetish LM, or is the appeal the Christmas pud ?? not particularly but the heels made me wince a bit Ah, you are imagining 'her' walking on your back in stockings and high heels. I can understand.

Will there be collection buckets outside SJP ? If so, whoever organises it will have to be careful no scumbags masquerade as official collectors.

Some over-the-top mid-thirties sassy tits would be nice, though

to be fair, her avatar looks OK if a little dangerous You got a foot fetish LM, or is the appeal the Christmas pud ??

Unfortunately the bean flickers tend to even things up. Hmmm, my argument is flawed I see. I'll go to the pineapple on Sunday then Burn the homs etc

What about John Anderson? Who the fuck's John Ande.....etc etc.

I heard he's a bit of a thug on the pitch. Probably needs to use aggression to compensate for his crapness at sport.

??that doesn't make any sense?? He's young, forgive him. Probably been off work today and been on the pop all day I must go now, or I'll probably end up slavering again - wot wid you bein a 'woman' and all that

Homosexuality is just fine by me. Leaves more women available to us 'normal' blerks

??that doesn't make any sense?? He's young, forgive him. Probably been off work today and been on the pop all day

Apparently it will be investigated by the F.A. Imagine the hearing: FA bloke: 'Well, Mr Alex, any extenuating circumstances you wish to be taken into account?' Alex: 'Tim Cahill is, after all, an extremely annoying twat of a footballer' FA bloke: 'Point taken. Case dismissed'

I said a while ago that he reminds me of Lua Lua. You never know what is going to happen with him. Yes, he can change a game, and, yes, he does have pace and skill, but all too often he doesn't seem to fit into the team ethic. If a manager here, or somewhere else, can harness his abilities and make him a real team player who can spot a pass and a run he would be a fantastic player. Have to say, though, that this perennial whining is becoming a tad tiresome. (that's Zog's whining, not mine, by the way )

The funniest part is that Stevie thinks thats humorous Rag week again? I'm sorry if I found it funny, twelve of em stood in a line hardly being able to utter a word of English all in orange coats it just gave me a sense of de ja vu, like a kabbaddi team in Holland tops, could've been Jalalabad just as easy as Leazes Corner. I'll take a photo of them next time and you'll see what I mean. Hmmmmm, there could be something in this, Stevie. I know for a fact that Indian marine students studying at South Shields have been used as security guards around the north east for years. Just imagine the negative press NUFC would get if it turned out foreigners were being used at SJP. Imagine what WKLouise would say if it turned out some of them were.......MUSLIM

Leazes: "Hello Soccermom" 'Soccermom': "Hi, Leazes, Freddie (Shepperd) here" Leazes:

Definitely good for a laugh like. That's very nice of you Mr Hips, offering a service to other elderly folk that are on the look out for company.