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Wacky you always make me laugh Best way to get a lass in the scratcher allegedly Its gotta help methinks So that's where Snakey's going wrong? I rely on pure animal instincts

Some lass called (something) Porter (not Gail) went to live with some lesbos to see if she 'got the feeling' for some chick love. After a couple of weeks, it seemed as though she was deffo up for a bit, though didn't partake in any bean flicking (she didn't admit to it anyway). Anyway, it proved that lasses can be up for a bit of girly sex if the circumstances are right. Good news for us lads methinks. Now then, which of mrs hips friends should I suggest to the missus??

Thinking of becoming a male escort

You know when you seductively peel off your toon top to reveal your scantily-clad body, and turn round to your man who is on the bed. Do you ever wish for a man who doesn't stink of petrol, doesn't have oil-ingrained fingers and grease-infested finger nails?????? Let me know when you fancy a real man for a change :icon_lol: Jesus, wearing a football shirt to bed, either Toon or Torquay, would definitely NOT put hubby in the mood!!! As I said, you take it off first !!!

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You know when you seductively peel off your toon top to reveal your scantily-clad body, and turn round to your man who is on the bed. Do you ever wish for a man who doesn't stink of petrol, doesn't have oil-ingrained fingers and grease-infested finger nails?????? Let me know when you fancy a real man for a change

Still waiting for those photos you promised Fucking hell. :icon_lol: :icon_lol: Didnt you receive them Snakey? Bloody royal mail!!!!!!!!!! Has Jimbo ever worked as a postie?? Just e-mail them, honey.

Still waiting for those photos you promised Fucking hell. :icon_lol: Back off, birthday boy, you're cramping my style with the lady

HBTY, HBTY, HBDJ......HBTY

Still waiting for those photos you promised

Some are, some aren't. Keep it under your hat, but my source tells me that a top footballer was seen at Malmaison last night!

having experienced relegation twice, I don't think so. Keegan is hardly going to walk after a few weeks, BTW, with the reputation he has already in the southern media. If backing doesn't come, or Wise [the DOF that one or two tossers have harped on about for ages which brings guaranteed success] sticks his nose in, then he will. Last summers transfers were shite, for the most part. I'm not talking just about the transfer fees, I'm talking about wages too, and you have to pay the going rate to get the players the top clubs want. Just because some players in the past have flopped it doesn't mean that particular aspect of the policy was wrong. It was right, what was wrong was the judgement of the manager. If we get relegated, its because we didn't replace Solano and to a lesser extent Dyer, and despite this being rammed home in the following months, still did nothing about it in January. Don't fret, Leazes, we wont go down. And I'll eat my hat if we don't spend a fuckin' mint in the summer.

Went to my wedding practice after sharing a three-skinner with the best man. Ooops. Not recommended.

A lot of mancs are tossers, but I've met more decent mancs, than most places I've been to. Man Utd are not our rivals. I've met one or two who are alright as well, and FCUM is probably one. But in a footballing sense I wouldn't show any unity with them, I would back a call for standing areas, rather than standing in sitting areas but march like this ? Not a chance. Rather be in the pub anyway Aye but you have to watch ya ticker at your age, too much beer = nee good. Anyway the polliss have blocked it. If everyone stands for 10 mins at the start of the game, then there's fuck all they could do. Why not everyone stand ten minutes before half time? Oh yeah, we already fuckin' do that so the twats can get to the bar/netty

I find it incredulous that anyone would assume NUFC didn't buy in the transfer window because the board didn't want to It was Keegan's call. Keegan would have been told how much was available when he took the job and if the money wasn't forthcoming in January he would have 'done one'. Leazes, I hope you're not pitching your tent in the 'hope this board fails' camp, so you can later tell us you told us so if it does go tits up !!

That's a proper figure for a woman iyam If she played her cards right.....

I have always thought Gazza would end up like Hughie Gallagher.

Aren't Bolton playing today? I would have liked to seen that above all the others. Aye they are, it's not on tele though. Shame. Who wants to watch the inevitable results of Tottingham and the Scouse mackems?? I have no time for Bolton, but their game away to Bayern Munich was fuckin' great to watch; let's hope they get the same result at Athletico.

The problem I have with 'players playing for their futures' is how many actually want to stay here??? There will be those who don't give a fuck about staying here and will play accordingly imo. EDIT: Maybe Keegan should threaten them with being forced to stay here if they don't pull their fingers out!

Aren't Bolton playing today? I would have liked to seen that above all the others.

:) That is so true!!!!

Great vid to that song When he's in the bath with the chick with the exceptionally nice breasts Why to breasts look soooooooo fuckin' lovely when they're wet and have soap suds on ??? Anyway, back on topic. Relegation ? Narrr, fifth bottom.

More RobW really

My mother learned to drive aged about 60. The old man took her up to Morpeth and back (with my mother driving). All the way there and all the way back - no problems. Except when she turned into the lane next to their house at the end of the journey! My mam hit the wall, smashing the car up and taking out the garden wall at the side of the house! During one of my sisters' driving TEST, the examiner said, 'Please pull over. In the interest of public safety I am terminating this test.' :icon_lol: He got out the car and fucked off back to the examination centre and my sister had to wait for her driving instructor to get back to her. :icon_lol:

That's exactly what I thought when I read the post. Better to go and have a word with him if one is upset with him. Threaten him with an Asda bagel if he doesn't lighten up! While he's in Morrisons? Yes