snakehips

He's just announced he's going to a wrestling fancy dress party and he's got video games in his sig tbf. Well he's another fuckin cock then Is now a good time to tell you he's from Chester-le-Street? It's obvious that 'this place' needs to ban 'south-siders' !!! Release the hounds......

That's the one, R. Cheers. For some strange reason the story came into my head last night. I was unaware that his body had been found at the time.

I sent a wreath, the bitch!! I'm fairly sure that the disappearance of the sunlun supporter was genuine.

Did I tell you all that I'm going to a Wallace and Gromitt party ?????

Or one about how long it'll be before XXXL Sam is driven out of the club by the whingers and moaners? If I hear him say 'I must be mad' about managing us one more time I will put 20p on him resigning before the end of the season.

I couldn't bring myself to going to any of the England games at SJP, as the thought of cheering on anyone there but NUFC just didn't seem right. When I went to that England U21 against Italy at Wembley I have to say I felt quite alien to the folk around me. I couldn't even bring myself to sing the National Anthem (apart from the bit about keeping Scotland in their place, obviously )

I told those two, at the time, they weren't trying hard enough to get rid of you!! I must say that I get the feeling that the new posters get a bit intimidated as there are usually 'what a load of shit' type replies to their posts.

Yeah, you're right. Each to their own, I suppose. Though I wasn't just joining in the attack on 69, I honestly felt the party sounded straaange. My apologies J69. He'll be loving the attention man. 10-1 the party is a figment of his imagination anyway Theres only friction because im daring to go to a social event that doesnt feature people i met on the internet and isnt at the trent To be fair if it was for 13 year olds most of you would fit right in. As the general consensus is that I'm an old age porvort, I probably would fit in

Though not as good, this is is 100% true - I was there! Female reporter: So what position do you hold? Before my colleague could answer, another colleague, sitting close by, interjected : What position would you like? The interview was terminated.

I don't frequent that site but can anyone recall the sunlun supporter who disappeared last year? In the midlands somewhere??? The topic was posted on here, but I'm wondering if those who go on there can recall what I'm talking about and whether the lad turned up ??

You say that now fish but when you reach your lonely fourties, like mr hips, wacky and leaze you're going to be craving any attention to the point that, "do you have a fag?" will become your catchphrase. *gives sammynb a slap to the back of the head* Go on grandpa, give it your best Fish if that worries you, you could always buy to many tickets for the spice girls to ensure your popularity Once upon a time, sunshine, once upon a time. Glad I didn't buy too many tickets for the spice girls either . Actually I heard you bought two too many tickets to the concert, pops. toot off, cleva clogs

Yeah, you're right. Each to their own, I suppose. Though I wasn't just joining in the attack on 69, I honestly felt the party sounded straaange. My apologies J69.

You say that now fish but when you reach your lonely fourties, like mr hips, wacky and leaze you're going to be craving any attention to the point that, "do you have a fag?" will become your catchphrase. *gives sammynb a slap to the back of the head* Go on grandpa, give it your best Fish if that worries you, you could always buy to many tickets for the spice girls to ensure your popularity Once upon a time, sunshine, once upon a time. Glad I didn't buy too many tickets for the spice girls either .

Who the fuck throws a WWF party ffs, if it's not a under 13 year olds party then you want locked up you sad twat! It aint my party. And id look more of a twat going dressed as something other than a wrestler. Rather than look a complete twat by dressing up as a wrestler, wear a fuckin referee's outfit! I have to agree with the general consensus, though, and say this 'party' sounds extremely sad.

Radio 1 !!!

Radgi has blatantly never had anything in her lifetime other than Mothers Pride....you can take the kid out of felling and all that Radgi blatantly has a hollowed-out loaf with a bottle of Jack inside! Hic.

You say that now fish but when you reach your lonely fourties, like mr hips, wacky and leaze you're going to be craving any attention to the point that, "do you have a fag?" will become your catchphrase. *gives sammynb a slap to the back of the head*

Agreed, but if it was Newcastle I'd be relieved, not ecstatic... Nice to see them doing so shite though - I hate Spurs with a passion.. I'd be ecstatic personally. Me too! I'd be going fuckin' mental with happiness. Especially if tossers had been walking out half an hour before the final whistle, as they had been last night.

I am, and the 17 y/o chick would be also. Naturally (moaning in the nicest possible sense, of course. Before you tossers pipe up!!)

I'm having a party at home that evening. Chicks only invited And, 2jags, someone must have spiked my drink to give me wobbly legs (if I didn't know better I would have said it was Cath, but there you go ) That's just your age man and your arthritic knees. It wasn't me falling down the terraces in 'the corner', I recall !!

These ridiculous 'croc' shoes imo. They were trendy last year but are still being worn by anything-but-trendy women these days. Sad, just plain sad.

There's a joke in there about Rim and Roger but I can't be bothered to think of one!

I know it's wrong, but I don't half get the desire to beat these fuckers up when I see them congregating on street corners or walking down my street.

I'm having a party at home that evening. Chicks only invited And, 2jags, someone must have spiked my drink to give me wobbly legs (if I didn't know better I would have said it was Cath, but there you go )

Hips jnr is 18. He was obsessed with the Spice Girls when he was a nipper (as many impressionable kids were at the time). When said 'pop group' announced their tour, hips jnr registered himself, his sister, his mother and yours truly on the SG website in an attempt to get tickets when they came on sale. Yesterday saw the tickets come on sale and yours truly had received an e-mail saying I could buy some. Mrs hips asked me to buy some so hips jnr could go so I duly spent around five minutes buying two tickets for the saturday jamboree at the O2 arena (this reported selling out in 38 seconds is bullshit, as I know for a fact I was making an arse of it for five minutes before getting seats five rows from the front!). Anyway, it transpires that hips jnr managed to get his own tickets for said 'show' so he doesn't need 'mine'. Mrs hips says she will go with my daughter. Sooooo, 2 tickets for around £169. Accommodation at Premier Travel Inn now booked for that night in London (Hmmm, around £50 ??). Food for two hungry Horaces £50 ?? Transport costs to London and back as well as tube travel etc £ 30 + ?? Am I a fucking mug or am I a fucking mug? All this fucking money for some saddos to see a bunch of children's entertainers !!! I despair, I really do.