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A couple of points, should there be just the slightest grain of truth in this story. Firstly, what is Ashley doing telling XXXL Sam which player he wants?? Portly Freddie was rightly vilified for meddling in transfers - Ashley should get the same treatment, regardless of the qualitly of players he may want. Was it Clough or Blanchflower who had the blank page in their autobiography as a demonstration of a Chairman's knowledge of football? Secondly, if there is a desire to buy either of these players then the club had better get their finger oot as time is short!

Saddo Alert! I have every edition of The Mag and all bar one edition of true faith. I, obviously, like them both, but find true faith just that little bit better as I find it a bit more 'edgy'.

Agreed. Second date should have a good snog and 'tops' at least. Oh, and if you can, give her a few kisses on the neck - women LUV it; FACT! (at least when the hipster does it, anyway)

I like the cut of his jib!!

fwiw, I reckon it's all pish. That's the notion John Anderson knows what NUFC desires are, and the pathetic squabble between Stevie and Tom. btw, John, 'I mean' Anderson is the reason I gave up listening to BBC commentary. He starts virtually every fuckin's sentence with 'I mean..' Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaggggggggggg, it does me napper in. ithangu

Not really, but it never stops Fish. Btw Ghoulert, I'd try N-O for a better response. More posters and more foreign posters in particular. I bet Rob's been mind. Would I have to say "demure from it"? It's an adhjective rather than a verb isn't it? Not sure you can use it as the latter. It's generally only applied to shyness/modesty in women I think. You mean as in 'shy away from' I take it? I'm honestly not sure mind, I just haven't seen it used in that context. Perhaps I don't demure, maybe I balk, but to me that suggests I scoff at it, when I'm actually quite sad about it. Needs a new word to be invented. Mrs hips would love to go to Japan, but it doesn't appeal to me. Maybe I will take her for our 25th anniversary in a copule of years time; surely such a good treat would mean her allowing me to shag her mates? Seems a good deal to me. btw, the word you were thinking of is 'demur'.

Sorry, Tom, but There's no fucking war chest. Never has been and never will be. Hey, unless it was us that Barca knocked back the £41m bid for Ronaldinho!!!!!111

Was that not Le Saux ??? During France '98, you mean?? I wouldn't be surprised if I'm wrong, as the sands of time drift around my heed quite unchecked i just remember him kicking Keith Gillespie up ahight in his first game against man u at sjp - Gillespie had to be stretcherd off - I can just picture you as this vision of rage, wanting to rip his fuckin' throat out!! Something tells me I wouldn't be far wrong. Correct?? put it this way i still havent forgave him So you're deffo in the 'we don't want the tosser at NUFC' camp. Good. Come into my tent and snuggle up close what i want doesnt really come into the equation does it wat an offer Mr Hips - u make me blush Of course it does. Have the courage of your convictions and fuck anyone else. If, like me, you don't want the odious gargoyle that is Phil Neville at NUFC then speak out; nail your colours to the mast. If he then comes and is good, we can eat humble pie, but if he is shit then we can proudly shout, 'WE FUCKIN' TOLD YOU SO!!!111' hahaha - would you like cream or custard with the pie :-) I like my pies straight, caus I'm geet hard Anyway, whilst we're in the camp, we better cook some grub. I'll get the pan ready if you get the sausages. NO, not that sausage - it's far too big for you. Anyway, that one's reserved for Cath. Sorry folks, I wont post any more shite on this thread.

Was that not Le Saux ??? During France '98, you mean?? I wouldn't be surprised if I'm wrong, as the sands of time drift around my heed quite unchecked i just remember him kicking Keith Gillespie up ahight in his first game against man u at sjp - Gillespie had to be stretcherd off - I can just picture you as this vision of rage, wanting to rip his fuckin' throat out!! Something tells me I wouldn't be far wrong. Correct?? put it this way i still havent forgave him So you're deffo in the 'we don't want the tosser at NUFC' camp. Good. Come into my tent and snuggle up close what i want doesnt really come into the equation does it wat an offer Mr Hips - u make me blush Of course it does. Have the courage of your convictions and fuck anyone else. If, like me, you don't want the odious gargoyle that is Phil Neville at NUFC then speak out; nail your colours to the mast. If he then comes and is good, we can eat humble pie, but if he is shit then we can proudly shout, 'WE FUCKIN' TOLD YOU SO!!!111'

Was that not Le Saux ??? During France '98, you mean?? I wouldn't be surprised if I'm wrong, as the sands of time drift around my heed quite unchecked i just remember him kicking Keith Gillespie up ahight in his first game against man u at sjp - Gillespie had to be stretcherd off - I can just picture you as this vision of rage, wanting to rip his fuckin' throat out!! Something tells me I wouldn't be far wrong. Correct?? put it this way i still havent forgave him So you're deffo in the 'we don't want the tosser at NUFC' camp. Good. Come into my tent and snuggle up close

Was that not Le Saux ??? During France '98, you mean?? I wouldn't be surprised if I'm wrong, as the sands of time drift around my heed quite unchecked Euro 2000, Shearer's last game for England iirc. Aye, now I remember the tournament. Cheers. But it was Neville, or Le Saux? I remember a full back giving away a pen or missing a tackle near the goal line??

Was that not Le Saux ??? During France '98, you mean?? I wouldn't be surprised if I'm wrong, as the sands of time drift around my heed quite unchecked i just remember him kicking Keith Gillespie up ahight in his first game against man u at sjp - Gillespie had to be stretcherd off - I can just picture you as this vision of rage, wanting to rip his fuckin' throat out!! Something tells me I wouldn't be far wrong. Correct??

Was that not Le Saux ??? During France '98, you mean?? I wouldn't be surprised if I'm wrong, as the sands of time drift around my heed quite unchecked

On a serious note, does this indicate a less-than-expected sale of S/T's ?? I thought that with Uncle Sam's Revolution, not to mention the end of the pieman, a lot of waverers would have found renewed enthusiasm and forked out again. I must have it wrong, I suppose.

I bet the boro ticket office is inundated with phone calls......from the pathetic few season ticket holders they actually do have, asking for their money back!

I have to admit I like this kid. Later, dude. (oh, and when I say I like him, there's no fucking grooming going on, you peasants )

I can't tell you how jealous I'll be of all you lucky fuckers who will be at St James' on Satdee. I reckon the atmosphere will be fantastic - I bloody hope it is as well, what with the new era and all. So all you boo-boys, whingers and fuckin' moaners, stay home and let the real supporters have their voice. Having said all that, I reckon it'll be 2-2. Villa will be desperate not to lose again so will push us all the way.

Apparently The Express are reporting XXXL Sam poised with a £4m bid. I reckon it's just tosh, as I can't see Moyes letting him go. But just in case there's a shred of truth in it... Oi, Sam, NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

CYBERSEX!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11 *takes clothes off and gets webcam set up* I'm ready!!! Knew I could rely on my favourite dirty old man to turn up How are you pet? Just fine and dandy, mon cher, just fine and dandy. Hope you're not feeling too tired after your jaunts across europe! Anyway, now that the webcam's up and running, if you start 'I spy with my little eye, something beginning with P', I'll know EXACTLY what you're looking at you dirty girl!! Petit? Story of my life!! Anyway, I must bid you farewell and go and do some work. Unfortunately. Take care xx

CYBERSEX!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11 *takes clothes off and gets webcam set up* I'm ready!!! Knew I could rely on my favourite dirty old man to turn up How are you pet? Just fine and dandy, mon cher, just fine and dandy. Hope you're not feeling too tired after your jaunts across europe! Anyway, now that the webcam's up and running, if you start 'I spy with my little eye, something beginning with P', I'll know EXACTLY what you're looking at you dirty girl!!

What a fuckin' wuss! Get a few drinks down ya, pop the blister then pour some vinegar on it. Be a man, FFS!!!!!

Saw a news item on tv, when I was on hols in Gran Canaria, about this bloke who had taken his 15-ish year old son on the streets with him to run the bulls, which is illegal apparently. What a fuckin' tit.

CYBERSEX!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11 *takes clothes off and gets webcam set up* I'm ready!!!

If he isn't man of the match Peasepud owes me £20. *looks into the bottom of the cup to see what the tea leaves are telling him* Me reckons the drinks will be on you after the game!