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Always seem to get continental couples in the pool squeezing eachothers' spots. Absolutely vile. Many moons ago I was studying in a room. One lad who was nicknamed 'Sif' because of the enormous amount of spots on his face was sitting one row behind me and one row to the right. Suddenly, a small splodge of puss appeared on my notes caus the skanky twat was squeezing his plukes

What was Rob W posting about in those days?? Being a teenager Rob has an alarm on his pc. Whenever he is mentioned in dispatches, his alarm goes off. He'll be on soon to tell us what it was like back then

Sounds terrifically spiffing. Oooh, tea. Why not take her out, get her blind drunk and then fuck her senseless??

What was Rob W posting about in those days??

So it was bullshit. You're right, you did[/did] have a S.O. moment. correct!

You were such a gentleman to walk me all the way from the Haymarket to Next though Hope you erm... enjoyed the cricket Better to have nearly got, than not to have nearly got at all, I say! EDIT: you were lucky I 'took' you that far. Normally I go all a quiver with fear when I'm near any sort of female clothes shop

none on my face just yet, although I do have a stray hair that keeps growing from my chin ( start of my granny beard I fear ) Only on my legs at present but will rectify that later on this afternoon This hair - does grow out of a big wart? no....just a random wart and spot free place on my chin I suppose you look something like that 'blonde' woman doing the hip hop dancing on Britain's Got Talent last night, then? She was fucking repugnant. BTW who the fuck names their son Paul Potts? Year Zero!

none on my face just yet, although I do have a stray hair that keeps growing from my chin ( start of my granny beard I fear ) Only on my legs at present but will rectify that later on this afternoon This hair - does grow out of a big wart? no....just a random wart and spot free place on my chin I suppose you look something like that 'blonde' woman doing the hip hop dancing on Britain's Got Talent last night, then? that's probably a derogatory comment but I can't tell as I didn't watch it Well, you know if you leave a spud in a cupboard for a week or so and it has things growing on it? Well, her face was like that.

none on my face just yet, although I do have a stray hair that keeps growing from my chin ( start of my granny beard I fear ) Only on my legs at present but will rectify that later on this afternoon This hair - does grow out of a big wart? no....just a random wart and spot free place on my chin I suppose you look something like that 'blonde' woman doing the hip hop dancing on Britain's Got Talent last night, then?

I'm not sure, most of the 'lower-classes' are either emaciated or very toned. I'd be willing to bet it's the middle-classes who are fatter. Balls. I'll take you up on that bet. Would you describe yourself as middle-class? Bastard. You know I like you really. I've never even seen you to judge your weight, anyway. What are you on about man, that's the best kind of judgement! Correct. It's the same reason I'm certain you are identical to li'l Jimmy Summerville (sp).

I don't know what you're laughing at mind She's not a carrot heed (a bit of local dialect for the Felling lass) as well, is she ?????

The thing about Barton is that he has been playing in a shitty citeh team for a while. And his 'assists' statistics have to take into consideration the fact that he was playing behind two of the worst strikers in the league, who cannot have been the best at movement and making themselves available for a pass. Go Barton.

Tbf, you'd look really shit with a fuzzy face. I look like a fucking sex god tbh. I'll come be-stubbled to this summer piss up and you'll mess your y-fronts. The first line led me to believe you had been reading my books . The second line made me realise you hadn't! Are you from Felling, by any chance ???

Okay, I'm a fraud. Nothing happened It was obvious (to me anyway, maybe not so much to her ) that she 'wanted it' Especially with me in my lurv mac Toonraider was right, the only parts of my body that were sore were my bloody feet from walking to The Back Page and half way around Noocarsel Maybe the experience was more of a S.O. moment than I actually thought!!!

Shut up and get back in the hoose.

hoi....climb down off that big high horse MR.....and yes I do occasionally say "hoose", depending on who I am talking to I tailor my language accordingly We can only imagine Radgi's phone conversations to her like-minded Felling linguists Imagine what it must be like after a bucket of Jack!!!! I'm confused....I'm a Geordie, sometimes we say "hoose" if we are using our "broad Geordie accents" sometimes I say house, sometimes I say "abode" sometimes I say...ahhh what the hell, doesn't matter (and it's nothing to do with being from the "Felling" !!) Abode? ABODE?? Surely you had your fair share of girl-fights for using that word???

hoi....climb down off that big high horse MR.....and yes I do occasionally say "hoose", depending on who I am talking to I tailor my language accordingly We can only imagine Radgi's phone conversations to her like-minded Felling linguists Imagine what it must be like after a bucket of Jack!!!!

The sports dude on the BBC news said that the clubs had been exonerated, but the report was more to do with various agents.

Hmmmm You all knows ya love 'em 'Mummy mummy, I HATE sister's guts.' 'Well leave them on the side of your plate, then.'

Okay, cheers. So I put £10 on sunlun to get relegated. They are. I get £30 back + my £10 stake + immeasurable joy Happy days!

It was ok like. I found Renton's reaction quite funny too. Maybe the lack of testicles in the joke was a bit close to the bone??? Hence the

I think Parky deserves some sort of recognition for the clever title. I salute you, Sir!

1 chance in 201 they reckon. Not that tricky really I got that one! But what does '13/8 Fulham' mean ? If I put £8 on them to get relegated, and they are relegated, I get £13 back ??

You lot are just plain A Dull. Dullards.