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Who's Craig Hope ?? Genuine question btw

Aye they always relied on the towering, imposing presence of Ricardo Gardiner at left back did Bolton. The only stories you can 100% trust re: Allardyce now are from his mate Shaun Custis of The Sun, who has stood by him through thick and thin and is also a huge toon fan. Allardyce is fully aware of articles like this: . The information he'll get out of BSA, is and will be a fraction of what he got out of Roeder. FFS hasn't had much of a hands on role lately with his hospital carry on, so this is complete and utter pish, by someone with pages to fill. The direct quotes mean absolutely nothing neither. If you choose to believe what I say, good for you, if not fine I'm not arsed but it's getting a bit dull, see what happens in a few weeks time. Parky and I have heard the same thing from two credible sources, only mine is more solid. Rest assured I'll be quoting about 50 posts with a smiley underneath each one in a few weeks. Is it your ambition in life to come on a message board and declare, 'I TOLD YOU! I TOLD YOU! LOOK AT ME EVERYONE, I TOLD YOU!' ???????? Feel free to use the wanker sign for me now, if you wish. Accepted without reservation

As the posters have declared below, your colleague did see an article on this height business. However, I think the article was from Anal Orifice so take as much credence as you normally would!

Aye they always relied on the towering, imposing presence of Ricardo Gardiner at left back did Bolton. The only stories you can 100% trust re: Allardyce now are from his mate Shaun Custis of The Sun, who has stood by him through thick and thin and is also a huge toon fan. Allardyce is fully aware of articles like this: . The information he'll get out of BSA, is and will be a fraction of what he got out of Roeder. FFS hasn't had much of a hands on role lately with his hospital carry on, so this is complete and utter pish, by someone with pages to fill. The direct quotes mean absolutely nothing neither. If you choose to believe what I say, good for you, if not fine I'm not arsed but it's getting a bit dull, see what happens in a few weeks time. Parky and I have heard the same thing from two credible sources, only mine is more solid. Rest assured I'll be quoting about 50 posts with a smiley underneath each one in a few weeks. Is it your ambition in life to come on a message board and declare, 'I TOLD YOU! I TOLD YOU! LOOK AT ME EVERYONE, I TOLD YOU!' ???????? Feel free to use the wanker sign for me now, if you wish.

I only ever go out 'there' on my scooter. Most of the girls don't want to know Go to Hamburg snakey, the girls even provide their own car! It's quite interesting to see how senior they are in their occupation by what make and model they have underneath them. Been to Hamburg I did get a lift as well - from a policeman (nothing sexual, before you ask ) We were in a sex club where there was a couple on the stage going through the karma sutra. Nothing unusual, except to tell you that the lass had this growth hanging down from under her chin which must have been at least a foot long!!! Nice

In your own thread and all! The shame. Blatantly just an excuse to unload the guilty burden of your paintbrush-related tainting of a gift given in good faith.

Was nothing special back in the old division 2 when Pardew bought him, but the past 2 or 3 seasons he's been one of Reading's best players. Very offensive-minded, gets plenty of good crosses in but he's not bad tracking back either. Seemed to struggle to adjust to the premiership for a month or two into the season, but looks like he's found his level. Great free kick taker as well. Always seems to at least hit the target or find a Reading player. I still reckon NUFC could do with signing Sonko, shame he got injured. No doubt Reading wouldn't have bought Duberry and would therefore subsequently have qualified for Europe. No good at NUFC then. We like players who continually hit the first man, time after time after time.

Cast your mind back, folks! Best: Coming downstairs on my 12th birthday to see a bright shiny bike in the hall - fuckin' brilliant Worst: Hmmmmm, I'll have to think on that one. Quirkiest: A wedding present. My, exceedingly old, aunti Marie (as in Marie Curie) was 'stepping out' with a gentleman who did a bit of art. The gift we got was a glass that you would get in a petrol station, hand-painted with a heart and words something along the lines of '*** and ***** True Love For Ever'. Sounds nice, dunnit? I must say, though, that the painting was so bad it was the cheesiest thing you would have ever seen! We were very grateful though - it was at least three or four years before I used the glass to clean my paint brushes. (I may sound ungrateful, but, honestly, I am not one for expecting any gift at any time so I fully appreciated their effort in the gift) Anything stick out in your minds???

I only ever go out 'there' on my scooter. Most of the girls don't want to know

If we signed Leighton Baines we would have LB playing LB. Oh how jolly!! I bet that's brightened your day

Just had a look. AFC Wimbledon were docked 18 points by the Ryman League for fieldling an ineligible player - some lad called Darlington. This is probably not a precedent as it is the Ryman League and not The Premier League - just guessing though. I'm sure Sheff Utd's lawyers will be a bit more on the ball than I am

That's a fuckin' joke. Didn't MK Dons get a points deduction for the same offense? It's become blatantly obvious that the fine was worthless, seeing them (attempting to)sign Bent for £17m. Hmmm, first I've heard about that. I'll have a look and see if I can find owt.

I couldn't tell you. What I can tell you is that it's another £10m spunked up the wall Bramble, Viana, Marcelino, Boumsong. Jeeeeeeez, agents must fuckin' LOVE us !!!!

Prostitutes have been standing on street corners for ever and a day. Wherever the do it, they get moved along and no more. If they were outside my house it would only be a matter of time before they were moved somewhere else. But all these adverts must be costing a million or more? That million could have re-surfaced someone's street. Or buy a kidney machine. Or numerous other, more valuable, things than attempting to curtail something that will just never stop imo.

Can anyone recall the punishment sunlun received all those years ago? Shortly after getting the mackem job, Monkey Heed Reid 'signed' Dominic Matteo and played him before he was registered. I can't recall if it was a league or cup game. I guess they would probably have been fined, but I can't be certain. Surely if they had been docked points, the precedent would have been set and Sheff Utd would be on a winner now?? A fitting punishment would surely have been for sulun to be demoted to the Conference. And a 20 pt deduction. And play behind closed doors for half the season. Make that 2/3 the season. Okay, the whole season.

Is this practice so much of a problem to warrant the government spending all this money on the rash of adverts we're getting on our radios these days? Blokes go out, pick up a cow, have a blow job or a shag and then go home - so what?? Is it much of a problem to our lives? I doubt anyone will know of a curb crawler, other than David Pleat? Forget your moral arguments on the subject, is it worth all the money being spent on it by our government? Surely not.

Took mrs hips to see Pirates of Caribbean III today. It left me cold tbh. Some good special effects but the film went on and on and on. Tiresome. 3 out of 10 on the hips scale Of course Keira 'the chin' Knightly (sp) is in these pirates films but I thought I would let you know of a film I saw a few weeks ago which she was in called 'Domino' (based on a true story about a female bounty hunter). A pretty unremarkable film, but one in which Ms Knightly got her bee stings out - for the briefest of moments (thank heaven for DVD pause buttons ). Nowt to write home about (her tits or the film) but I thought I would pass on the info.

This situation is a disgrace If it had been Wigan instead of Wistam then points would have been docked. If it had been us in Sheff Utd's place we all would have been apoplectic with rage. Is there any football supporter who believes that the punishment was sufficient? I haven't met any that didn't think that points should have been deducted. And, Barney, Accrington Stanley were up for the same offence but got the same punishment i.e a fine. But everyone knew that the fact they got a fine, and no points deduction, was as a direct result of Wistam being up for the same offence at a later date. The powers that be knew that if A.Stanley got points deducted then Wistam would have to have had the same punishment. This whole business fuckin' stinks imo. West Ham should be relegated and Sheff Utd should be reinstated. We all know that it aint gonna happen though

I hope Barton comes. I know he has his problems but for some reason I think he will excel in our midfield.

HBTY, HBTY, HBDHF.......HBTY

The Baines thing was hardly a world exclusive now was it? Also the skittles jibe in no way deserved 3 's, a symptom of a cliquey message board is when people start laughing at things which aren't really funny. There will be more local exclusives over the summer though I'm pretty sure. There's no cliquiness between me and Craig as he's not a Geordie, therefore I loathe, nay, detest him.

"Gannin' along the suppository roaaaaaaad"

As it's a load of shite, I'd expect it more on www.ohmepiles.com

" " If you were in my shoes after watching various wanks rubbish the story, how would you feel when Baines puts pen to paper in 2 weeks time? Probably the same as you do when you've overdosed on Skittles