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No, ya daft bint!! *will claim delusional behaviour/insults resulting from cronic illness * I used the title of 'Medical people' as a request from medical people to my question. I just wondered if he was talking shite, as it seemed such an easy way to sort all the questions out. 180752[/snapback] I was referring to your spelling ability you delirious giffer! 180757[/snapback] *cough* That's a new one for both of us tonight! *makes a note to remember 'giffer'*

Why not just get a dendronologist (sp) to take a core sample from his leg, as we don't want a one-legged striker if he proves to be 21, do we! Stupid suggestion

No, ya daft bint!! *will claim delusional behaviour/insults resulting from cronic illness * I used the title of 'Medical people' as a request from medical people to my question. I just wondered if he was talking shite, as it seemed such an easy way to sort all the questions out.

...TalkSport interviewed John Fahanu yesterday in respect of how old Obi Martins is. Anyway, he reckons it is easy to tell how old someone is (fairly accurately) by doing an MRI scan (I think this is the scan he said). Is this the case?? If it is, then surely there's a lot of hoo-hah over nothing In this section as it's more of a medical question than a football one, imo. Oh, and can you tell me what type of near-death infection have I got at the moment? *cough, wheeze*

Diddums! Staying in tonight as I've got double shifts lined up both days this weekend... company expected tho. Yes Lins, THAT one. 180721[/snapback] I'm sure if you showed me them, it would perk me up no end! 180725[/snapback] I've heard of some daft names for "them" but never that one! 180729[/snapback] First for me as well on that one. 180732[/snapback] You could both send me a pic of one each!! What a good idea. What else could you want to do on a Friday night? Help the aged and all that I'm joking, by the way EDIT; Mrs hips just came in when this was on the screen Cue frantic clicking onto other pages

Quickly please 180724[/snapback] Thought that classic line up lying in bed last night!!! Strange but true

Diddums! Staying in tonight as I've got double shifts lined up both days this weekend... company expected tho. Yes Lins, THAT one. 180721[/snapback] I'm sure if you showed me them, it would perk me up no end!

Apparently the Thracians used to have a piss-take which went along the lines of: 'Wheez kles are theez kles' Sorry Coat. Get. I'll. My.

He's getting the name of an effeminate defensive midfielder who speaks English with a weird German accent on his shirt?! You must be green with envy. 180142[/snapback] Canadian accent tbh 180596[/snapback] Not anymore, he speaks English like a German does these days, the curly haired ponce! 180717[/snapback] This is becoming uncanny, Gemm I was just thinking the exact same thing when listening to him on the radio yesterday!!

Sitting here feeling like a croc of shit Mrs hips has been off work for two days with the lurgy and has given it to me now! Obviously, being a man, my lurgy is ten times worse than wot she had! I need pampering and sympathy!

He's the Zlatan Ibrahimovic of Dutch football. names. Dutch football names. 180708[/snapback] There's an echo

Oh! I read this story on teletext and they said he is a LB/CB. I, naturally, put 2 & 2 together - getting 5 - and thought that Bridge would, therefore, be heading this way and Cole would be going to Chewsee

Am I the only one who thinks that smilie ( ) makes one think of Jimmy Cagney saying: 'You dirty rat.' ???

Seeing Keith Lard, did anyone see that Pensioner Boob Job documentary last night? Was the guy who wanted the face lift, just Peter Kay doing Leonard DeTomkinson(sp) (The Oldest Paperboy in Britain) with a shave????

Hmmm... the powers that be at the Birmingham airport must have decided they didn't want him to leave for an additional 1 1/2 hours and had him sat in his plane on the runway just for giggles.... 180139[/snapback] Obviously wasn't that big a fire though was it you bint? 180209[/snapback] Quality. Unnecessarily sarcy response like, I agree. And there's nowt more annoying than the rolly eyes smilie. 180215[/snapback] Have a nice day, Gemm!

Oh, Dan! What a crap attempt at a pencil joke!

Oooh, careful! I advocated this a while back and was var-nigh run out of town with the ridicules. Ahm just getting over it tbh

You can, err, err, lead a, err...... I'm Spartacus!

I don't think it's as clear cut as that tbh. I completely flunked my A-Levels, more to do with my attitude stinking than my actual abilities. I had to do a foundation course as a result and therefore was at university a year longer than most but I got my head down and earned my degree. 179545[/snapback] Correct. I am a classic example of immature student turning into someone who can study to good success - should I wish to. We can't write off early failures as a sign of things to come.

True story. Last season I tuned into the World Service to get the football. A plane had just crashed in Nigeria. London presenter: Let's cross over to our Nigerian corrospondent, *African name I can't remember* What do we know about this? African correspondent: What we do know, is that we do not know anything'

Exams started getting significantly easier approximately 27 years ago. FACTIDIDEXCEPTIONALLYCRAPWHENISATMINEBUTSHUOLDHAVESTUDIEDBEFOREHANDISUPPOSE! 179516[/snapback] When you did them I suppose? I read my Dad's exam papers and have come to the conclusion they have been getting easier for the last 50 years at least. 179527[/snapback] True story. When I sat my O-Level (didn't do any A-Levels) English literature, I deliberately answered questions on a book I hadn't even heard of, let alone supposedly read! I figured I had as much chance of passing that way as the conventional method. Unclassified!!!! Oh well, ho-hum

Unless you get over your wimpy fear of flying then Butlins is gonna be the best you can hope for. 179504[/snapback] surely it's a fear of crashing that all these people have, not flying?? Y'know, hurtling through the air toward the ground; getting thrown about all over the cabin; all the mindless screaming; pieces of aircraft being torn off bit by bit. That sort of thing? 179509[/snapback] I do have a fear of flying not just crashing. Im scared of heights and enclosed spaces....in fact yes!! That was me on that flight yesterday 179524[/snapback] So making love in a horsebox is out of the question also??

Exams started getting significantly easier approximately 27 years ago. FACTIDIDEXCEPTIONALLYCRAPWHENISATMINEBUTSHUOLDHAVESTUDIEDBEFOREHANDISUPPOSE!

Unless you get over your wimpy fear of flying then Butlins is gonna be the best you can hope for. 179504[/snapback] surely it's a fear of crashing that all these people have, not flying?? Y'know, hurtling through the air toward the ground; getting thrown about all over the cabin; all the mindless screaming; pieces of aircraft being torn off bit by bit. That sort of thing?

When Shearer left Southampton for Blackbum, what would have been his 'dream' move? Just caus Kyiuuit has a dream doesn't mean he's gonna have it. Liverpool want to offload Kroncrap in part-ex but Feyernoord don't want him I heard. Sooooo, if it comes down to straight cash, NUFC are still in with a chance at the moment. Remember, we have a store room full of cheese to tempt him with