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This thread reminds me of that awful advert for Newcastle College ? where the actors, I mean students, are nominating who they want to be the new so and so. i.e. 'Brunel' or '...the Microsoft bloke.' Do they think we are fuckin stupid or summat?? It's fuckin BILL GATES FFS! EVERYONE IN THE WHOLE WESTERN WORLD WITH A MODICUM OF INTELLIGENCE KNOWS THE NAME BILL GATES *cough* Please continue.

J69? 189961[/snapback] Sorted your avatar out. It's been bugging me 189964[/snapback] Cheers mate. Assumed it had just sorted itself by magic there for a second. 189968[/snapback] Is it John Mills in 'Ryan's Daughter'? 189992[/snapback] It's Roeder innit?? Well the teeth are the same! Or have I been -ed??

"Roeder believes the aquisition of 6'2" Sibierski is a much-needed reinforcement for his diminutive strike force." "Shepherd and Roeder were pulling out all the stops, as the candle burned ever smaller in the window." "Shepherd and Roeder were let down on two signings that they had been assured were available." "After outlaying nearly £16m.... blah, blah, blah" (yes I know this has been suggested, but it is a banker really - as is the 'wide of the mark' and 'sidelined' rubbish he spews on a regular basis) "Despite the disappointing end to the transfer window, Roeder is ready for the challenge ahead with his current crop of players." btw, I haven't bought the chron for years now, purely down to the D'Ohliver crap.

Inigo Pipkin (sp). One for the older listeners amongst us

Did someone call me??

He's not 32, he's actually 23! 'Rodders' Roeder has checked it out, as he did with Martins, and all is well age-wise

More than that. How long did it take? 188883[/snapback] 8 or 9 hours I reckon? It was a school day so must have left around 8:30-ish, and was picked up teatime-ish. I can't be too accurate as the sands of time have drifted somewhat since then 188934[/snapback] No shit! It was probably pretty much an as-the-crow-flies trek across fields back then. 188938[/snapback] Aye, just me and the birds....fallalah, fallalee, fallalahahahaha, a knapsack on my back

More than that. How long did it take? 188883[/snapback] 8 or 9 hours I reckon? It was a school day so must have left around 8:30-ish, and was picked up teatime-ish. I can't be too accurate as the sands of time have drifted somewhat since then

Ran (technically speaking it was walked) away from home when I was, oooh, 12-ish (?). Walked from Whitley to N'cassel, bought some food, then walked to Chester-le-Street where I was picked up by the polis!! Not sure of the total distance but maybe 20+ miles???

Outch!!! A ginga hamster that likes to keep her nuts on one side of her mouth only!

..Love Island btw ???? Must admit to watching the last week

NAVAL Where you from Jesmond? Belly button, man 188402[/snapback] Listen, fuckhead, if I want to call it naval, I'll fuckin' well call it navel (notice how I have used both vowels as I divvent - oops, sorry, that's the Waaallsend in me - know how it's spelt!). I call it navel (a?) as opposed to belly button as I haven't the foggiest if it actually is the naval (e?) they get pierced or just the skin above it. See???? It's nice to be nice! 188425[/snapback] Speaking of old blokes..... 188427[/snapback] And here was me thinking whether or not to tell you you look good with the new hair colour. Well, new since the last time I saw you

NAVAL Where you from Jesmond? Belly button, man 188402[/snapback] Listen, fuckhead, if I want to call it naval, I'll fuckin' well call it navel (notice how I have used both vowels as I divvent - oops, sorry, that's the Waaallsend in me - know how it's spelt!). I call it navel (a?) as opposed to belly button as I haven't the foggiest if it actually is the naval (e?) they get pierced or just the skin above it. See???? It's nice to be nice!

Minga, tbh. Chav minga an'all. And to prove it, she has her naval pierced. And just to make sure everyone knows she has had her navel pierced, she has one of those chav glittery things on display. YUK.

I was going to pose the question of what her hand-jobs would be like, but, as I'm off tomorrow and on my best behaviour, I wont.

Jeeeeeez!!!!!! What have we done to deserve this lot????? Life's never dull with NUFC. Time for Zog to get up front and trick his way in, perhaps?? Straws. At. Clutching.

This play-off business for The Premiership; I'm against it.

I have to admit I am really feeling positive about today's game. Reckon Villa have a false sense of security after the Arsenal game and we will run them ragged. Hope I haven't put the hex on the lads now

Was it not beetroot that made Alex's shite red??? Not sure if it was Mark's though. Probably Aldi's

She's a hound. Of course, she never got the job because of her father

Stelling just saying that to boost audience figures! He knows that word would spread that Sky were tallking the deal up and us fools would all switch on to see for ourselves. Geordie mugs.

I've been on the 'terraces' for 30 years and I believe Roeder will...oh, hang on, he HAS signed a striker Sorry, for digging this up, but I just couldn't resist it btw, what's tonight's Lotto numbers ????

Reading Roeder's comments regarding signing Martins, he says that Ob was his main target despite a few smokescreens. I assume one of these 'smokescreens' was the tracking of Kyuiujt? I hope it was. And I really hope that Rafeal Benitez got spooked so much at the prospect of NUFC beating them to the signature of the Dutchman that they paid well over the odds for the Dirkster. I really REALLY hope this was the case I'd laff me nads off if this was the case Just musing.

On that note....

He scored a great 'goal' last week! His shot was going miles wide until the deflection.