snakehips

Can you guarantee I won't get any begging letters?

I've seen that as well! Private number plates are for bourgeoisie 'look at me' folk. Come the revolution

What worries me is that as an accountant you're only way of getting out of drudgery is those 6 numbers. Use your imagination lad, you have access to company accounts, shift some here, move some there, transfer some, exchage it back and forth between Dollars and Francs each time taking the pennies for yourself. Come on maaan, get a grip stop wishing your life away and do something about it, fraud thats the way forward. Oh and count yourself lucky the rest of us have 6/7ths drudgery, we've got to stand and talk to you on a piss up on the 6th day. 183393[/snapback] Exactly! Like that fella on Shawshank Redemption!

Other than 99, I haven't got a feckin' Scooby

That was the very words that I heard. The story must be doing the rounds then 183377[/snapback] It's obviously crap, as the story I heard said he was eating a Gregg's cornish pasty. One thing's for sure though - I'm surely not the only one who got the image of pastry flaking off everywhere when he took a bite of said savoury 183381[/snapback] Flecks of it flying out of his mouth when he said Portsmouth and puffs as well. 183382[/snapback] That's exactly the image I had Campbell getting covered in shards of pastry as the Portly one breathed out heavily.

Good one, Fatty

So that's what happened to you!!!

That was the very words that I heard. The story must be doing the rounds then 183377[/snapback] It's obviously crap, as the story I heard said he was eating a Gregg's cornish pasty. One thing's for sure though - I'm surely not the only one who got the image of pastry flaking off everywhere when he took a bite of said savoury

Sorry, DK, but that is just horseshit imo. As much as Prince-Phillip-ish Portly Freddie can be, I don't think for one second he would say something as crass as that.

I sincerely hope they're right. I would be delighted to hear it from himself today though; until we hear it from the horse's mouth I will be a little nervous.

Glenn Hoddle

Mackem on Century crying into his soup that Ratboy has gone to the baggies Reckons it was 'Quinny' who made Ratboy all he is

Thats a great plan unless he says no 183186[/snapback] If he says no, then tough! We're Geordies, hard as nails and just caus some lad says he doesn't want to come will not make us pause mid-sip of our pints Ob, yes or no?

Yeah, I'm starting to get that too. Weird isn't it? 183179[/snapback] It is weird, as I had the same feeling when I heard the news. It's like rats leaving a sinking ship!

I hppe Portly Freddie has told them (Martins and his agent) to give us an answer tomorrow - at the latest. We don't want to be hanging around for days on end as the transfer window is open. Ob, yes or no?

It's ironic that the reason this place was set up was because gen chat on there was shite 183019[/snapback] Was it set up just for me like? I prefer Gen Chat here still though. What I find even more ironic is that the way HTT et al have gone on lately with their changes and stuff has made this place more popular. And we seem to have attracted some decent posters rather than mongs. 183027[/snapback] Agreed. Maybe we should put a mong filter in place before they slime their way over here though??

Never heard of the lad, to be fair... 182987[/snapback] Rumour has it that Scunthorp were trying to sign him. Apparently

One could have it written in Arabic as well. This would therefore be only understood by Arabs and not by the wider community. Aaaaaaaaaand, once you have the 5mill you can live somewhere where there are no Arabs to read it, like *thinks* Finland. Sorted.

A wrestler from the 70's, I think

On why this thread turned on to doing red shits whilst drinking curacao???

Is it only me who continues to pronounce it Patrokles and not the correct way Patrokles??? *shakes head at being such a silly billy*

It takes him a bit longer to read the small print on the contract these days! Give him a chance.

Oh, and does this Yolek like cheese, perchance??

Well tell her to get on a train to Milan and start banging on Martins' front door to tell him how much we want him at the toon.

I dunno if that was meant for me, but I didn't say that. I said he was a defensive mercenary dot dot can play anywhere. So cool your jets eddie... 182417[/snapback] All you've done is confirm that's what you actually did say, though. Use of ... indicates a cutting out of irrelevent text in an article but whilst still wanting to continue a point/cohesive sentence. Eg, Hecht declares, and then becomes increasingly more specific as the horrors increase; moving from 'that camp' to ' the children,' and then finally to Yolek himself, 'Yolek... who wasn't a day/ over five years old,' who was marched between 'armed guards.' as opposed to: Yolek who had bad lungs, who wasn't a day Over five years old, 182684[/snapback] Can this Yolek play left back?? And just because a website had his age as under five years old, doesn't mean he is!!!!!!!!!!!