snakehips

Divvent (am I still allowed to say that? Oh yes, that's okay, it's Hinney I'm not allowed to say ) worry folks, just like the Canadian Mountie, Newcastle always get their man Freddie, hinney, I mean my friend, it's over to you.........

Hips junior gets his AS results today. Winding him up by telling him I'm going to take him to school so we can get them together

Always fancied going to one of these Motown/Ska/Northern Soul weekends at Butlins Never been there on holiday and doubt I ever will.

Relative of Ian Dowie.

179332[/snapback] exceptions made, obviously I have worked with loads of Scots who have built up this myth that the English nation claim anyone who is good at anything and is English, is English and not British. Further, anyone who is good at anything and is Scottish/Welsh/N.Irish is automatically British and claimed for the English nation as theirs. Sounds double-dutch, I know!!

My source told me that Portly Freddie is extremely reluctant to sign another Dutchman as the last one we had ate too many of Freddie's pies.

Cue the jocks with the anti English bile that they like to make up: "Oh yeah, Henman was English but now Murray is British' rubbish.

What difference does it make? According to someone on these boards, we are 100% NOT going to be signing a striker any time soon

I'm a soft touch for anything Can cry at anything sad whether real life or in movie. Can't remember what was said, but on holiday Mrs Hips and I were full of tears sitting in a restaurant one evening! What a pair of saps!

Keith Lard

Should the title of this thread not be re-named to include Plan X/iii(a) ??

Does Heather Mills McCartney have to send her 'foot' through the x-ray machine, is what I want to know?

Bad luck. Not even on the Gatwick express? 178601[/snapback]

178569[/snapback] Only joking, sweetheart

Has anyone ever seen Mick Lowes and Jo Brand in the same room?

Oh well, hope you get to meet the gang. Exercise extreme caution if you do though, as they tell lies and some (well, most) smell really sniffy! 178548[/snapback] 178553[/snapback] Some even make lies up in articles and post them on websites Be wary...very wary!!

This brings back painful memories of a story regarding Owen/Chester Mag/Ranieri/Betfair/££££££ 178527[/snapback] Thats immediately what i thought too. Did anyone lose cash on that then? Betting scam tbh. 178528[/snapback]

Oh well, hope you get to meet the gang. Exercise extreme caution if you do though, as they tell lies and some (well, most) smell really sniffy!

You're here in two weeks?? I am leaving in two weeks *slaps head in frustration*!! You coming over to watch a game, or what? btw, weather here very autumnal (or Fall'll ?????? ) crap, in other words.

Why do I feel a little intimidated??? I've never felt intimidated by any woman before - ever!! Summat wrong somewhere What's the weather like in Seattle today? *Christ! Trying to get it on with a chick and the best I can do is 'how's the weather etc'!!!!*

Best places to meet chicks: Libraries and supermarkets. FACTAMEETACHICK! 178522[/snapback] Ohhhh we have a massive Asda opening down here on Thurs Snakey, just think of all the ladies that will be there! What a missed opportunity for you 178526[/snapback] Not to worry mon cher I spend my spare time hanging round the chilled cabinets for the ladies to get a bit cold - if you know what I mean Thats masculine that is. If I was Toonraider I'd be offended and probably feel compelled to post pics of my knockers to defeat the slur. 178531[/snapback] 178533[/snapback] Your edit fucked my post up. I'll expect an apology in due course. 178535[/snapback] Sorry! Now step aside lummox, you're cramping my style!

Can I just establish one thing Leesa? Before I go any further, can you just confirm you are female?????

God loves a trier Just a bit of fun. Anyway, don't knock it, you should see the pics I've been sent

Best places to meet chicks: Libraries and supermarkets. FACTAMEETACHICK! 178522[/snapback] Ohhhh we have a massive Asda opening down here on Thurs Snakey, just think of all the ladies that will be there! What a missed opportunity for you 178526[/snapback] Not to worry mon cher I spend my spare time hanging round the chilled cabinets at my local Safeway for the ladies to get a bit cold - if you know what I mean EDIT: Lord, I'm only joking by the way! That doesn't half sound dodgy!!

This brings back painful memories of a story regarding Owen/Chester Mag/Ranieri/Betfair/££££££