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Question #1 for Roeder tonight: Glenn, is it true or is it bullsheet?

When I heard about the scarf waving, I thought it sounded GREAT! I then watched the video of the game and it did indeed look GREAT! However, reports of the scarf waving going on and on and on and on are just rubbish. The whole thing - and it was a magnificent sight - only lasted a couple of minutes. (a bit like the story of 30,000 mags singing 'Souness for Sunlun' all those years ago, was a myth - maybe a couple of thousand at most). It would be GREAT if it really took off to the levels some folk thought it was, but I have a fear that the great Geordie tradition of 'Ahm not deein that, Ahm geet macho me man, and that's just for puffs' will take over and it will die a death. But, as I said, I hope it does become a theme of SJP and isn't hijacked by some other club.

Turn it into a piercing studio, perhaps??

He is fasting for a week though. I can't decide whether it's a stupid empty gesture or a suitable way of highlighting the plight of other though to tell the truth. 177696[/snapback] But he's doing this stunt to bring awareness of the problems out 'there' (that's the middle east, not yorkshire - though I'm sure Yorkshire does have substantial problemsl like!). Surely everyone knows what is going on out 'there' without this dimwitted approach to hi-light it????

When I heard this on Talksport this morning I immediately ridiculed it. However, I soon got worried when I considered the rumour that Portly Freddie and the geezer (name escapes me right now) at Wigan are supposed to be big buddies Surely not? Surely not.

Priceless! 177606[/snapback] *adopts Leslie Phillips mode* Well hellooo, Leesa

I think I've been in a WMC about twice in my life. Not got anything against them, there weren't any nearby when I grew up that's all.

Further to Gemm's suggestion, you can also put a pin table in. I'd LOVE to buy one of these old pin tables

Anyway, when I read the title I thought it was going to be a quiz on what we men-folk would get up to!! Oh, and all Toontastic polls should contain a fiddy option or they are just nonsence really - sort it!

Piercings? Yuk. Apart from ears, all piercings are vile imo. Tattoos on a lass? CHAV without a doubt. Uberchav in fact.

The principle of what he did was unforgivable imo. Even though I have been on a promise not to get into trouble for quite some time now, if he had done that to me I would have lamped him tbh.

He's the classic failed middle aged sales person, constantly on the verge of a nervous breakdown over his next deal. A bit like death of a salesman, which even I found to be too depressing! 177070[/snapback] I found it depressing, only because it was incredibly tedious and it was inflicted upon me in A Level English. I can't abide George Galloway either. 177514[/snapback] Was that DoAS or one of JJ's articles?? Pretty much as tedius as each other imo.

Tsk!

Do you reckon that if he needs a slash in the middle of the night he'll have a quick one in the font while nobodys looking? or if he gets peckish will he raid the hol communion crackers? get ratted on the wine with his mates then go appleing at 4am? (or as we did, go hedge hopping and nicking the badges off VWs!) 177502[/snapback] When you think about it, it must be one hell of a spooky place to kip. I would be shitting mesel!

What the fuck is wrong with that, though?? I do it all the time! 177505[/snapback] She was a Catholic 177506[/snapback] Ahhhhh, nuff said

What the fuck is wrong with that, though?? I do it all the time!

I particularly liked these lot: Shakin, Stevenage Given the current financial climate in world football, with the purse strings of Roman Abramovich seeming to vastly inflate the ceiling that a club can demand for any player who becomes available, the question that begs to be asked is - which is faster, a sledge or a canoe? Lynn Brittleton Hi Glenn, I think you are cool. If you ate yourself, would you double your weight or disappear altogether? Paolo Rizzo Hi Glen, Do you think that using the 15 minutes of half time with some other form of entertainment could bring more enjoyment to the 52000 fans? I was thinking perhaps os a sport such as wrestling. Maybe bring back some of the old stars such as Pat Pattan or Kendo Nagasaki. Nicola Sleighthousen What's the most meat you've ever eaten at one sitting? I managed a whole tin of hot dog sausages wrapped in turkey roll once before I lost all the weight. Davey Pontoon, Ponteland Who is the strongest human? Davey Puntnop, Ponteland Hi Glenn, good luck for the season ahead. Taking the cheetah out of the equation what is world's fastest land-based mammal?

..exactly what Fernando Rickson (sp) actually did on the plane carrying the Rangers players to S.Africa? What was so bad that got him transferred? Just wondering like.

or held 'conversion' clinics in Oldham, Burnley, Leicester, Bradford and the like!

He's camping out for a week - on a liquid diet only - (and he's had his head shaved) in a tent inside York Minster, to bring awareness to the problems in the Middle East. Question: Is this act one of sound judgement which can only help in the solving of the problems? or Is he just a mis-guided fool who is just wasting his time? Personally, I reckon he is a complete tit who is making a fool of himself. Thoughts? Oh, and to further demonstrate his seriousness, he has forgone a family holiday to Austria This is true btw.

Ahhh, A Woos is much like a Wuss, but ten times worse

The word 'Woos' springs to mind A little bump and he's crippled Keep it elevated, as instructed, but more importantly, get your lass to run after you

Aren't you supposed to be the expert now? highpants - if you're going to say I told you so, why not wait until you can actually say it, or you'll end up with even more egg on your face. 177317[/snapback] I wish i was wrong to be honest, but i NEVER post unless i am 100% sure i know what i'm on about, Roeder has not got the money you think he has, why do you think the fat one has been quiet of late, if you remember last year Freddy was Quoting how much he had bid for Anelka etc, how many times have you heard Fatso lately, we have NOT even bid for any Striker= FACT 177332[/snapback] highpants, I hope I'm not wrong in this, but I reckon you're talking shite. Jeeez, I hope you are! If you come on here on 1st Sept saying 'I told you so' I'll eat my....(I don't have a hat)...tea!

I'd like to ask Glenn a really deep and meaningful question: Do you think Monty Panesar should be the Sports Personality of The Year? or Between Portly Freddie and Mick Lowes, who do you think would win a pie eating contest? or Does NUFC still operate the policy of only signing 'proper' footballers. or Does he envisage Keiron Dyer (remember him, folks?) playing longer than 45 minutes this season?

Graeme WAS doing a great job though to be fair. 176807[/snapback] But LM has gone now, Gemmill. Surely there aint gonna be anyone taking the bait anymore? Come to think of it, LM didn't half take some bait; mind you, he was the one responsible for setting himself up for it and, boy, did he enjoy it