snakehips

His mummy's just called him for his bath!

Ronan's gone in to edit 'it's' sentence and STILL gets it wrong. Something fishy, or is it really that thick???

Stop it, stop it!!! My sides! Toontastic exclusive: RonanMagsFan iiiiisssssssss Lenny Henry!!!!!!!!!

I am far from happy about it. Stupid drunken bets combined with being a stubborn bastard. Still only 265 days to go 118965[/snapback] Oh dear. Good luck then! 118967[/snapback] yeah, good luck. *removes top off chilled Stella and takes a good slug* Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!

Waste disposal sounds about right for you, fuckflaps. Btw, "MagsFan"?? On a Newcastle forum?? Fucking inspired! 118964[/snapback] RonanMagsFan more like.

If that's not a fake, I'm.....oooooh, Ronan Souness

Was it Hiddink who managed S.Korea at the last 'jambo'??

Yeah, you're right. He must be getting a fuckin' good few roubles for his troubles. And a furry hat at least once a year. I don't know, when you look at NUFC it must surely be a hell of a tempting proposition for managers. One of the biggest clubs, in one of the best leagues in the world, without a manager. Whoever does come here and wins something will become an absolute GOD here and an absolute 'name' around the world imo.

Don't worry, I'll take the money off you anyway if you want To tell you the truth p/p, whilst I was typing the thread, I wondered if the press revealing this news it was all down to a hoax by you. And then when I saw you had replied, I nearly fell off me seat!!!!!!!!!!!111

Just been announced. Oh well, can't blame him for not wanting to come here. MON for England, Allardyce here.

WRONG AGAIN! 118556[/snapback] Manana Ssome smartiepants like Meenzer can put the proper spelling with funny squiggles over the letters.

Puppetophile tbh 118912[/snapback] FACTASTRINGTASTIC!

cornershopproprietorphobic. tbh

Sounds good, but I doubt he would go for it. How about telling him the money will be left inside a DVD in HMV or Virgin on Northumberland Street? We can 'hover' around the locale and then when he's spotted going inside we can all congregate outside the entrance - cameras and laughter ready - awaiting him coming out. 118901[/snapback] Aye and as you stand outside you could be handing out flyers designed in the style of the spoof website to all the passers by, handing him one as he leaves the shop 118907[/snapback]

There should also be an apology from Toontastic for the disgraceful images on here the past few days. Disgraceful. Makes me want to take up Christianity and go to the middle east - Iraq most probably - to work in aid of them. And I wont want to get rescued either if I'm taken hostage. Unless by Team America, of course, as I want to shag the blonde one; maybe have a threesome with the oriental one at the same time. Think I went on a bit

Sounds good, but I doubt he would go for it. How about telling him the money will be left inside a DVD in HMV or Virgin on Northumberland Street? We can 'hover' around the locale and then when he's spotted going inside we can all congregate outside the entrance - cameras and laughter ready - awaiting him coming out.

Part of a fake picture??

Thought I would tune in to listen to the mutants crying into their soup. Anyway, some stupid smog bint just came out with this pearler: 'yesterday was their [Geordies] cup final.' Derby game? do me a favour. Top dogs? Sunlun or Boro will always be this - we don't want any part of it. Boro - just like an annoying dog trying to shag your leg that wont let go.

You not worked out how to get rid of the swastika yet then? 118800[/snapback] Can i have a burning cross ? 118818[/snapback] aye, no problem - we'll be around at midnight 118824[/snapback] Will you be wearing that fetching purple number again, Rob? Lovely.

Maybe, but it's Spurs remember so fuck it, let them enter the intertoto imo

Why do I get the feeling of chomping??????????????????

*shakes head in dismay* Jimbo, Jimbo, Jimbo. From the front of a ship, the front! 118747[/snapback] the BOW man!! THE BOW!!!!!! ships don't have fronts FFS 118750[/snapback] You're gettint far too nautical for me, man! I only went on Tynemouth boating lake a couple of times as a kid 118752[/snapback] Cullercoats Boating lake FFS 118764[/snapback] Behave! Tynemouth boating lake. 118768[/snapback] Cullercoats 118775[/snapback] That's wrong, it's called Tynemouth boating lake! Cullercoats starts at St Georges church. I was walking past there on Saturday as it happens - it's been taken over by charver sea gulls. Don't look at them the wrong way or they'll have you...... 118780[/snapback] Tynemouth boating lake in Tynemouth Park. Just caus some fuck site produces pics of 'boating lake, Cullercoats' doesn't mean it's right! I mean, I could put a pic of Jonny Depp up and entitle it 'Snakehips' couldn't I, but it wouldn't be correct would it? Close, but not correct!

*shakes head in dismay* Jimbo, Jimbo, Jimbo. From the front of a ship, the front! 118747[/snapback] the BOW man!! THE BOW!!!!!! ships don't have fronts FFS 118750[/snapback] Pedants tbh 118773[/snapback] Factillious, I'm afraid