snakehips

What is the gist of this thread then? You can either explain it and show how daft I've been not to get it or (as I suspect you will) keep pretend there's some deep lying clever joke in what you said about KK. 115074[/snapback] LM knew I was taking the piss tbh 115726[/snapback] Aye, ok 115888[/snapback] of course I did, it's because I'm a person with amazing foresight HTT EDIT: I see the word c * n t is being autochanged to HTT.... 116540[/snapback]

Mansion still wanting to sponsor somebody for £70m ??????????? FREDDIE!

I think I'm gonna have a heart attack! Not for one second did I expect someone to...........

You lot make an old man happy. I have tears in my eyes with laughing so much.

I believe you Radgina. (nearly asked what do I get?? ) Not supernatural like your experiences, I have had 'visions' (for want of a better word) of things about to happen. And I don't care if you don't believe it, Alex 116364[/snapback] Thanks Mr Hips....knew I could rely on you !!! 116370[/snapback] *doffs hat* My pleasure m'dear. And may I take this opportunity to say how lovely your eyes look? 116381[/snapback] ...all the better with you reflected in them... 116384[/snapback] Awww shucks

I believe you Radgina. (nearly asked what do I get?? ) Not supernatural like your experiences, I have had 'visions' (for want of a better word) of things about to happen. And I don't care if you don't believe it, Alex 116364[/snapback] Thanks Mr Hips....knew I could rely on you !!! 116370[/snapback] *doffs hat* My pleasure m'dear. And may I take this opportunity to say how lovely your eyes look?

Fucking hell, she'll think she's going to win a Dusty Bin with that! 116368[/snapback] CLASS!!!

Trouble is, that probably means something lewd in youth txtspeak! 116353[/snapback] It means "cheers for the hot lunch". 116363[/snapback] With the tasty sauce??

I believe you Radgina. (nearly asked what do I get?? ) Not supernatural like your experiences, I have had 'visions' (for want of a better word) of things about to happen. And I don't care if you don't believe it, Alex

Trouble is, that probably means something lewd in youth txtspeak!

Jah rool. (the limit of the snake's rastaman)

I have to be really careful here, but my source has told me who the next manager is. KIND HID Maybe I could stretch it with SUGU to help you more

Beat me to it. 116278[/snapback] OK, my next thread will be the sort of thread that everyone likes. 116281[/snapback] Is it about bodily functions? They always go down well over here. 116317[/snapback] Fnar fnar. (aaah, back where we belong on 'here')

Looks like Jimbo's had a lend of it SHIT! it's raining........*speeds off to get the washing in*

DRAT! I would have got away with it, if it hadn't been for these pesky kids!

NFOMFCLFFS!

Aye, could be one of those strange ancient laws I suppose. Still think the combination would have been sussed anyway. 116102[/snapback] Probably, mint sauce was invented by the Romans to hide the taste of rancid meat. That's another factoid for you 116111[/snapback] My mum, who admittedly has a racist problem against asians (which is getting better fortunately), told me that curry was invented in India to hide the taste of rancid meat. I remain skeptical. But don't the chillis that make curry come from South America? 116117[/snapback] Your mother is a wise woman, Mr Rent (apart from the fading racism, that is). Due to the heat in asia, the spice was indeed added to mask the taste of not-so-nice meat ib.

Miss hips just came in, 'What are the toontastic-ers saying today?' So I show her the start of this thread. 'Urrrrrrrrrrrgggggggghhhhhhhhh' was the official response.

Well I thought it was good. *shuffles off in his tartan slippers*

Some ( ) might say pink would be better!

I don't believe a word of it. Aaaaaaaaaaaaand, I bet you 40p that there is a statement from him or his agent denying it within days.

*dons boring old fart hat* Sweet citrus food to be had with pork originates from 15th/16th century ib. Something to do with the plentiful, yet not too nicely tasting, pork supply in England. Anyway, all pizzas are for homms and lezzas tbbh. Why can't we all just eat macho Brit food like curry ffs? 115969[/snapback] I think that's lamb and mint sauce. I vey much doubt there was much citrus fruit around England in the 15th/16th century. And I didn't think pineapple was a citrus fruit. 116032[/snapback] Could be right Alex, but it stems from the apple and pork I actually meant, though didn't put it across very well. Not to worry.

Something someone said on one thread reminded me of this: Englishman, Scotsman and a Mackem are waiting for a bus outside a brothel. They have ages to wait. Englishman says, 'I'm going in.' 15 minutes later he comes out ' That was fuckin' marvelous.' What happened, what happened?? the other two ask. 'Well' he says ' I gave her £20, she put a pineapple ring on my dick, some whipped cream and ate it all off..Faaaaantastic!' Scotsman says, 'I'm going in.' 15 minutes later he comes out ' That was fuckin' brilliant.' What happened, what happened?? the other two ask. 'Well' he says 'I gave her £30, she put two pineapple rings on my cock, some whipped cream and ate it all off....Faaaaaaaaaantastic!' Mackem says, 'I'm going in.' 5 minutes later he comes out 'Absolutely maaaaaagnificent.' What happened, what happened?? the other two ask. 'Well' he tells them ' I gave her £50, she put three pineapple rings on my cock, some whipped cream and a cherry on the top!' 'It looked that good, I ate it myself!'

What's a 'gezzer'?