snakehips

That's for sure - a romantic tightarse.

Smartiepants! Tsk!

That bad foot hasn't half given him a bit of a lean!

*dons Sherlock Holmes hat* Isn't that photo of the lass taken on a digital camera? I am so un-familiar with this modern shite that I am honestly in ignorance, but if SO asked for a texted picture, would it not have been easier for her to use her mobile fone???? *takes off Holmes deer stalker and dons 'Benny' (from Crossroads - ask your mother!) hat*

Hiddink.

I have a cupboard full of pristine condition (hand wash and drip dried only) Toon tops. I wont buy another one, however, since they started the cheap-shit advertising logo on the front and the Adidas stripes on the arms instead of the old style. Saving me some money.

*dons boring old fart hat* Sweet citrus food to be had with pork originates from 15th/16th century ib. Something to do with the plentiful, yet not too nicely tasting, pork supply in England. Anyway, all pizzas are for homms and lezzas tbbh. Why can't we all just eat macho Brit food like curry ffs?

You would and you know it! 115943[/snapback] Isn't she a gay icon? 115951[/snapback] So that's why Gemmill is so vehemently denying he would shag her!!!!!!!

You would and you know it!

At the San Siro game he pissed me off more than any other Inter player. Fell ower everytime a black and white shirt went near him. 115928[/snapback] Surely Conscecao (sp) was the worst? Portuguese twat.

Doesn't he?? I hang on his every word and also have a shrine to the great man in my house.

Brunette. Curvy. Intelligent. Must have their own teeth. Preferably between the ages of 25 and 60. Likes a good laugh. Someone who doesn't expect me to shave every day. Anyone who would have me, basically.

Within the space of that post alone - you became old!! 115889[/snapback] Ha ha Old and experienced though! 115890[/snapback] And someone who possesses particularly bad taste! "C'mon Snakey. Let's be 'aaavin' yewwwwwwww. I can't hear yewwwwwwww....!!!" *shudders* 115902[/snapback] Would my most apt reply be: 'I'm coming' !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

She's alright, man. Experienced, curvaceous and, let's face it, must make one hell of a breakfast

Within the space of that post alone - you became old!! 115889[/snapback] Ha ha Old and experienced though!

Delia a bit fussy? Still would, like

The more I read the posts from you lads - 99.9% of you all, anyway - the more I reckon you're all just a bunch of raving homms! Meenzer is the only one of you all to have the nerve to 'come out'. Come on boys, you know you want to. You will feel so much better once you do and just think, you will be able to ask SO to send you the pic of his knob, without feeling guilty! Yes, I reckon I'm the only real straight guy amongst you all. Now then girls, that means it's just you and me..... But two at a time only - I'm nearly 40 remember!

I have the feeling that Pearce is a bit out of his depth. When they got beaten by Bolton 1 - 0 at Eastlands after Citeh (the best supported football club in the world. Ever. FACT!) had battered them he said: 'Someone is going to pay for that'. Now, you would think any team playing them the following week would have real battle on their hands. We played them and beat them - with Souness as manager! Now he comes out with these soundbites - which is exactly what these comments are - for the media and citeh fans to lap up and I wonder if his assistant must be Peter Mandelson! Sorry, Stuart, I think you should let the team do your talking for you.

I remember Tino's 'headbutt' on Curle at Maine Road, but not an elbow. Where and when did that happen?

I think we need to get a bit of a reality check here. The rest of the country (including the media) don't give a flying fuck about NUFC, but they do care about England and the World Cup. England only have one world class penalty box striker and that is Owen. I class Rooney as more of an all-round striker. The rest of the country know that without Owen England's chances are reduced, as there is no-one that sticks out as the automatic replacement for him. That is why they are obsessed with him being fit for the World Cup and forget about us; understandable really. As long as he reminds everyone that he wants to get back playing for us first and foremost - which he has - we cannot complain.

HBTY, HBTY, HBDB......HBTY

I see the Brum Mackems beat Bolton this evening. If they go down - yabbadabbadoooooooooo, but the Butt fellow comes back If they stay up - sadamundo, but the Butt fellow stays there. Hmmmm, I still think The Premiership would be a better place without these low-lifes so.......Birmingham City, you are the weakest link (apart from Sunlun) so fcuk off.

Tell her that the scumbags on your favourite forum were talking about the biscuit thing but you didn't know what the hell they were on about. Ask her if she knows what it means. Can't believe you read her texts though! Without knowing the lad or lass, it's impossible to say whether he would make a move sometime (though it sounds likely) and whether she would succumb - especially if he played the wounded soldier, hard luck, nobody loves me shite on her.

My mother and father moved into the house - fairly large, fairly old, fairly creepy -where my dad still lives (the old doll passed away over seven years ago) in 1962. Shortly after moving in, my mother came home from doing some shopping one day. Anyway, as she walked down the path towards the front door, she could hear the loud sounds of a party going on in the house - music, laughter, chatter, the normal stuff. The noise continued as she opened the front door and only stopped as she shut it. There was nobody in the house. Various other things happened, including one of my sisters saying she felt a hand on her shoulder on one occasion, until my mother told us she said outloud one day that regardless of 'them' wanting us there or not, we were staying. Following that outburst, nothing more happened.