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Is he squatting for a dump on that? 16990[/snapback] It does look like he's not been getting enough fibre in his diet! 16995[/snapback] Nah, he's just got a good sun tan after lazing away on the tropical sands of Cullercoats

Since when has Aaron Hughes been a really good player? Versatile - yes, honest - yes, but really good? Nah, sorry. 16994[/snapback] I said pretty good, don't twist my words Babayaro - honest? NO. Moore - really good? NO. The point I was making was that we had a pretty good, honest player, who can play, as cover, anywhere across the back four should the need arise.

Thats the problem, even if the defence is looking better thanks to Souness plan to take a small squad and make it smaller we are buggered once injuires hit. If Baba is out (highly likely) we have Elliot (nowhere near good enough) or Taylor wasted out of position. If Carr is out we again likely see Taylor out of position and with no Bramble would have Moore in the middle (if fit!) 16984[/snapback] If only we had a really good player who could play anywhere across the back four - pretty good as well. Someone like, ooh, let's say Aaron Hughes?

Means nowt imo. Most strikers score great goals now and again. Remember Mathie's brilliant goal against Sheff Wed? What happened to him??

So it's official then is it, a record fee for Owen? God, I hope this works out, talk about putting all your eggs in one basket. Obviously I'm relieved we have signed a class striker, one eho I never thought would come here to be honest, but the money (in excess of 15M) scares me. 16973[/snapback] As I said in a previous post, I can't work this one out as it's supposed to be a record deal and a year loan all at the same time!!!!! In my post that you have quoted I was pointing out that Liverpool do indeed want to sign him regardless of what they say to the contrary. If, and it's a big if, Owen comes to Newcastle it will only be for a year imo.

Owen: 'if the transfer to Liverpool cannot be done in time, then I will go to Newcastle.' That means Liverpool DO want him and that they are trying to arange a deal. If he (Owen) does come here it surely would only be for a year. I will be quite happy to have him here just for a year as that would give us more time to get some other strikers in before next season. Maybe Kuyt has turned down Everton because he's also coming here????

Owen did support Everton as a boy, as did his father. I'm a little perplexed about this one A record deal has been agreed between us and Real, but only a year long loan deal is being talked about! Erm.... Owen would be great to have here. After all, he has a great record at SJP! NUFC would be a great move for a year for Owen; one year of guaranteed football and no european games to add to this 'tired out' rubbish leading up to the world cup. So: Michael Owen - come on down. Still think he will end up at Anfield though.

Hasn't Souness actually said that he hasn't had any dealings with players at all and has left everything to FFS?

He was quite average me thinks. Some good balls and 30m shots. Lua Lua was better. It was a very dull game anyway. 16795[/snapback] Thanks. I'd rather take your word than Durham's. Fantastic Avatar btw

So good night then 16796[/snapback] I haven't laid anyone out since the night Holland won the European Championship in 1988 but that skanky arsehole came oh so close to feeling the fist of snake tonight

Three tickets to see that fuckin' shite film Bewitched. Revels and Maltesers to eat whilst watching said shite film. Street-size container of Pepsi Max *burp* to drink whilst watching shite film Bewitched.

George Burley.

*lights blue touch paper* Durham on Talksport - who may or may not know anything about football according to personal taste - reckons Robert was fantastic for Pompey this eveing!

Went to see Bewitched this eveing. Absolute fucking fucked up fucking shite. Unadulterated shite. Crap. The place was full of charvs and one pathetic twat - about 15 - actually threw up (he had sneaked a can of beer in to drink - ooh, how brave you fucking dickhead) on the stairs in the cinema during the film! I had this overwhelming desire to kick his fucking skanky head in, the fuckin arsehole. Fuckin' charv city it was

Now you've threatened to do this before and haven't turned up! Get yourself along Should be a good turn-out for this weekend actually. Hopefully the craic will be better than the footy... 16691[/snapback] I'll do my best to come along - pwomis! Would've bought you all a drink but I have just wasted a small fortune taking mrs and miss hips to Alnwick Gardens/Treehouse today and to the flicks tonight to see Bewitched. Both were absolute shit by the way so don't waste your money. Anwyay, the drink I can buy you all, but it will have to come with many many straws !

What's the difference between a toilet and a woman? A toilet doesn't follow you around for two days after you've used it! Old joke, but they're the best!

As someone said, a lot depends on the area you are in for the strength of signal. If the signal is good enough, you can get an excellent picture with a bit of co-ax and a metal coat hanger.

I reckon he will play as it's in most NUFC players' contracts that their hamstring must be done when wearing a black'n'white shirt and not an international one!

Er, nice one - to borrow a phrase. Will there be a press conference?

I don't want to sound like FFS's apologist, but he does have a point in not wanting to be taken for a mug. Farcelino, Viana, and Cort spring immediately to mind where NUFC have been taken for mugs. FFS was persuaded to splash the cash only to find out that the vast sums spent proved to be money completely wasted. WASTED. He must be getting a bit pissed off being persuaded that player x is the ideal man for the team and to meet the asking price. He has already paid over the odds for Boom. Yes, he's a decent CB but not worth £8m. Now, he's being told that Luque is the perfect man for the team. The difference is only £1.4m and a lot of people are telling him/us that he should meet the price as Luque is exactly what we need. The truth is is that none of us know that Luque is 'the man' but we are so desperate for a striker that we want him to come - just so we can have another forward and for no other reason imo. Yes FFS MUST shoulder a lot of the blame, but he does have a point in NUFC being taken for mugs.

Took the g/f to St Mary's Island last night. I have to say she was exceedingly impressed with the magnificent erection on display Apologies, I just couldn't resist it!

Same hear, until they got rid of Max the plumber! (showing me age ) All soaps are just pish, as they say in glasgow.

Thinking of bringing me doms anarl!

Getting a tad worried at our Lou. Enjoying people running into glass doors and now putting plastic bags on her head What's next, standing on cracks in the pavement?

The snake might just make an appearance this sunday.