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Yes almost snakey 16003[/snapback] Either one's not as good as it should be, or the other is very very good! *goes to buy ginga hair dye, just in case one is not as good as it should be and 'treatment' is needed*

I remember the name, but I can't for the life of me remember what they were like. Were they small and sugary? 15980[/snapback] Aye, just little fruity, sugary jelly things 15981[/snapback] Think I have them now: little round things covered in sugar. What about pear drops? Nice, but takes the skin off your palate!

I remember the name, but I can't for the life of me remember what they were like. Were they small and sugary?

Okay, okay it's gone too far with the nicey nice threads! Back to where you all were before I mentioned it earlier this morning. What's your favourite position? Happy now?

Sweets? All. End of. (Fry's chocolate cream - almost as good as sex, T/R????? )

*Must resist. Must resist. Daughter same age. Must resist. It's getting difficult. Must resi....* Do their parents know they went out like that??

Don't remember them. Must ask me father!! Did they come in paper bags -before the age of plastic? Not a great crisp fan. Now and again but not on a regular basis - my body is a temple, after all Now, home made chilli peanuts - yum yum and yum again 15963[/snapback] cheeky! 15967[/snapback] Once a cheeky monkey, always a cheeky monkey!

Nice one, nice one! He should be so luque, luque, luque, luque (Kylie, was it?) O'leary says he wont stand in Nobby's way if he wants to leave Villa. Liverpool don't want Owen. :nufc::nufc::nufc::nufc::nufc::nufc::nufc::nufc::nufc::nufc::nufc::nufc::nufc::nufc::nufc::nufc::nufc::nufc::nufc::nufc: :nufc

All hail to the king of chocolate biscuits. The Peter Beardsley of choccy bics.

Don't remember them. Must ask me father!! Did they come in paper bags -before the age of plastic? Not a great crisp fan. Now and again but not on a regular basis - my body is a temple, after all Now, home made chilli peanuts - yum yum and yum again

Quoted for truth. It's Toonraider who watches porn and finds dogging sites. She's warping our fragile minds. 15801[/snapback] I was wondering about that as well. How did she find that lot?? Have to admit though that I did know about the dogging site! A colleague told me about it (honest) when my home town was mentioned as a favourite place!! *makes note to ask said colleague how he knew about it* 15803[/snapback] Informing or inviting? PMSL 15821[/snapback]

Yes, will never forget that night

Quoted for truth. It's Toonraider who watches porn and finds dogging sites. She's warping our fragile minds. 15801[/snapback] I was wondering about that as well. How did she find that lot?? Have to admit though that I did know about the dogging site! A colleague told me about it (honest) when my home town was mentioned as a favourite place!! *makes note to ask said colleague how he knew about it*

Just bought my Man U ticket. I was wondering what we were likely to see that day. Michael Owen's debut, or a mass 'Souness Out' fest? I know what I think more likely is going to happen. Oh, happy days

Just got back and this site is just full of filth References to fellatio, cunnilingus and trimming one's private areas to name just some of the gutter responses I have read on general chat! Can we please return to fanta flab and favourite crisps before we get carried away and start posting really depraved stuff?

The Priory car park eh? On your annual 'clean out' were you?

11730[/snapback] *sighs* *shakes head* *goes to look for nearest cat to kick*

Quite correct.

May I just say a big thank you to Geraint Jones for missing that stumping. Well done! Dropped catches are one thing, but missing bog-standard stumpings against this lot are summit else. Oh well, maybe Warne will get his maiden century now. It is the only thing missing from his record I think.

Yeah, I know the truth. And God's country is doing wonders for me, thank you. Finally back home, the cricket has been marvellous, the footy starts this weekend and all is fine and dandy! I wish I was going somewhere exotic on holiday like, but there's still time for that later in the year. Hope you have a fab holiday. Which part of Italy are you going to? 11605[/snapback] Glad you're well. Touring - Venice, Rome and Florence. Just 8 days but that is long enough for me. Will probably have a week in the sun in December. Probably see you there then Promise this season to meet you all at a pre-match drink so you can all get a drink off me!

Yeah, you got me D/B! That chick was just too hot! I couldn't stop mesel!! Seriously though, I used to work with a bloke who, I am sure, was in love with Lara Croft (when she was just an animation)

Everything's ready for the new season here with me. I have a fresh length of rope all ready. Whether it's me or Souness who will use it remains to be seen.

Hello Stevie, been away working for a time again. How's tricks? 11591[/snapback] You've been away on one of your secret missions again, haven't you? 11595[/snapback] Ha ha Cath! Ithink you are one of the few who know the truth, yes? How's you anyway? Life, not to mention your lungs (fresh air up here - no double entendre ), good now you're back in God's country?

Yeah, home for a couple of months now. Oh, but I'm away to Italy tomorrow on holiday so I'll be missing again for a wee while. Missing the start of the season though (she managed that well didn't she?)

Hey, it doesn't bother me at all kidda; I'm just thinking of others who might be bothered. Jeez, I'm becoming too considerate in my old age (don't let the wife hear ) I agree, let's just blame Jimbo