Anorthernsoul

You're missing the point though, leaving signings to the end of the window usually means we've missed out on the main targets and are scraping the barrel getting any old SHITE in. Which even you and Etwerp will admit that does not bode well for our season.

Exactly, we'd fucked about all month with signing a striker so they had to rush through a loan signing that clearly wasn't good enough.

All aboard the Shola-coaster.

AND LOOK WHERE THAT GOT US.

Seydou Doumbia was a panic buy as we'd fucked the signing of a striker right up.

You can guarantee there'll be at least one late/panic buy, it's standard with this club.

Watched Insomnia with Al Pacino and Robin Williams, I thought it was a decent psychological thriller and very well acted from Pacino.

Another youth trophy, what a summer. Surely they can form a silverware winning senior team out of them? http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/40619862

Not a bad plan with De Jong and Gayle, Shelvey can thread balls too. Gayle has a decent turn of pace for sure.

Nervy last 5 there, I've got nee nails left. Phewwwwwwwwwwwwww.

The last 15 minutes have been shite.

Gamez getting forward well here.

Good to see us back in action, feels like years since we played.

I really can see Gayle being a big player again this season with decent service.

De Jong with a great assist.

Get in, Champions League this season.

Looks like they are playing in Worswick Street Bus station.

First game against Hearts this evening, starting XI :

I think the club are struggling with market value, never mind paying over it. It will come as a shock to Charnley and Co just how much the market has changed in 12 months or so. It's batshit mental now.

He's got an uncanny ability of making every situation he is in very awkward This should be a very poignant date night with two world leaders and their wives but it instead looks like a meeting with a recently separated couple and their divorce lawyers.

Just to add, their scouts must only watch Everton reserves Fucking hell man what an absolute joke of a club

They are a special breed indeed. They've signed two fucking goons for under £2 million and suddenly they are looking at a promotion push the thick inbred cunts

He's still got that shocking haircut.