Anorthernsoul

Lack of progress? The fucker hasn't been on the pitch to progress, he is insisting on Riviere up top on his own which clearly doesn't offer us any sort of credible threat.

Just heard he's been diagnosed with Testicular cancer Hopefully he can make a full recovery, a good servant to this club and another player who Pardew handled terribly.

They are great live.

I'll be surprised if Pardew sits in the dugout.

Watched Chef and Rob The Mob at the weekend. Chef is class (y) (y) Rob The Mob is decent and a different plot to your run-of-the-mill mob movie. (y) Going to watch a couple more today as I am hanging.

He's playing at Ape-X next Friday.

What did Pardew say like lads?

We're losing games before we've even started, the defence needs a shake up but there simply are very few options, especially after shipping Mbiwa out. Is there no young defenders coming through? We are devoid of any shape or tactics under Pards, he must be finished. There's definitely other managers who can get more out of this group of players.

That's right, although he's probably gone already.

How anyone could look at our shower of shite in defence at the start of the season and be happy with it is a sackable offence in itself. They've both been horrible.

Rock bottom now, sad thing is I'm not even arsed.

WBA below us due to the alphabet.

It's become absolutely pointless even supporting the club when you right the season off in the second week of September. I fully believe that we could spend £100m and Pardew would still fuck it up, he's devoid of any progressive management skills.

One up front clearly doesn't work either, Riviere offers nothing as a lone striker. How obvious is this man, fuck off!!!!!!!!!!!!

Cabella just runs into players.

"Played in by Colback looking for Williamson". Same tactics for the past three seasons man, fuck right off you fucking useless cockney cock sucking fuck!!!!!!!!!!!!

He can't motivate them, they come out with no enthusiasm at all and look totally lost. A manager that cannot motivate his players should not be in the Premier League, the main commentator is rolling out our horrific stats and Gale is diminishing Pardew from all responsibility.

Tony Gale, the fucking cockney wanker. It's nothing to do with the complete lack of any tactics, game plan or man-management. Just the fact he's not from the region.

"Presser" Fuck off man.

We've heard this before though.

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/sport/football/teams/newcastle-united/11088540/Newcastle-United-for-sale-as-Mike-Ashley-eyes-Rangers.html

Folk have already pissed their money away on a ticket so the irony levels would be sky high.

You've been hit by, you've been struck by, Alan Pardew.

The irony of "going to the ground and being angry" seems to be lost on tens of thousands, it matters not in the eyes of fat mike. You've give him your money, that's all he wants. He'll be pointing and laughing. I've been angry for years with this "regime", it's went on that long it turned to apathy. That hurts just as much but I can't see it changing until there's a boardroom revolution.