Idioteque

Lend us a grand, ta.

Yeah its ace, just like Summer Heights High I'm up to date with what has been shown in Australlia, been downloading them so about 6/7 in and it just gets better

sounds nice

Need delegator on saturday for £192.50 Had a tenner on Start Right in the 4.25 tomorrow

How much are Potatoes nowadays?

Hitman to torture someone beginning with K

Police found her remains behind her bedroom door in the foul-smelling, rat-infested semi in Wallasey, Merseyside. Wallasey is the Wirral and an utter shitehole

Foul Throw

Foul Throw

Did anyone else used to put a crushed can on the back wheel of your bike so it sounded like a motorbike, ace that.

The thing is when I went the first 2 times there was about 30 of us, 2nd cousins of my mums side, family friends the lot and we stayed in a tent then a caravan the 2nd year then in 2004 there was just me aged about 13, my mate, my sister aged 17 and her mate and then my dad so it just didn't feel the same as my sister and her mate was out most nights so while it was still good it wasn't the same I would deffo go again now, and my family have mentioned it so we will see what happens

They used to have happy hour 6/7, watching my uncle smashed standing on a podium doing gladiators was highly amusing proper laid back holiday, no need to dress up etc as that massive pool was open till midnight

What year was this? We used to go to Estartit laste 80's early 90's to the campsite you're on about. No word of alie one night me we're going back to the mobile home and there's some kid lieing on the grass pissed and asleep. I only remember this as my mam and dad had a massive barney over it. My mam was a nurse at the time and wanted to help him while my faffa's opinion was 'sod him, let him sleep it off, nowt to do with us.' He was a caring man at times. I went to Estartit in 96 and 97 on a campsite, probably the same one, at the end of a big dirt track? It was huge one called Castel Montgri or something. We went there a few times on the bus to stay in the mobile home as it was the only way we could afford to go abroad. *cue violin music* To be fair though we had a fantastic time there as kids, the place was massive. That's the one, fucking ace holiday, about 30 of us on a fucking coach to Spain, killer journey went again in 2004 by plane with me dad, just wasn't the same

What year was this? We used to go to Estartit laste 80's early 90's to the campsite you're on about. No word of alie one night me we're going back to the mobile home and there's some kid lieing on the grass pissed and asleep. I only remember this as my mam and dad had a massive barney over it. My mam was a nurse at the time and wanted to help him while my faffa's opinion was 'sod him, let him sleep it off, nowt to do with us.' He was a caring man at times. I went to Estartit in 96 and 97 on a campsite, probably the same one, at the end of a big dirt track?

Update: Foo Fighters at MK Bow w/ Biffy Clryo and Jimmy Eat World The Music at Leeds Academy w/ Whip. (Last EVER Music gig) Getting tickets for Arctic Monkeys at Echo Arena and Bombay BC at Manc Apollo on friday Ocean Colour Scene and Ash + A few shit bands at Ben And Jerry's 1 day festival, Heaton Park Manc Noah and The Whale 02 Liverpool in October Shed Seven 02 Liverpool December Ocean Colour Scene Manc Apollo December Looking at going to Bingley Music Live festival in Bradford September; Athlete, Chase and Status, Feeder, Fun Lovin' Criminals, Maximo Park, Mystery Jets + Few others not announced I want to go and see Fleet Foxes and Arcade Fire and Bon Iver but all sold out so will need to ebay/tout

drinking a bottle of that blue moon, much nicer out of the bottle than on tap

Not really weird but the first time I went out with my work colleagues I was about 17, got mortal and fell down a big set of stairs trying to pick a fiver up at the top, head first did a front flip on the stairs, got up again and asked where we were going next, woke up the next morning with 2 broken fingers

At glastonbury mix of drinking from morning, weed and pills, last thing I remember was taking a whitey and passing out at the back of the field before the headliner that night then the next thing I remember was waking up 4am outside some one randoms tent on the other side of camp with 1 shoe, pink hair and a lost phone worst thing about it was there was 2 days left and I coudln't get rid of the pink hair also at another festival falling asleep in my tent with my legs hanging out and waking up with blistered sunburnt legs, also on the first fucking day, in agony the rest of the weekend

love this

my 2 front teeth

Oh and by the way Purple Aki is real seen this at glasto a few years ago

I've heard this story around here, must be doing the rounds like a bad joke

I bet his ma is scared shitless of him.