Idioteque

Rejoining Blackburn would be a backwards step.

He's a cunt, Hughes: "I have not been approached by another club."

Easyjet don't fly to America.

Mincer.

Prince tickets seemingly aren't selling well, but not too surprised, cheapest is 85euro+fees going upto 135euro+fees for seated tickets. Apparently his american tickets were $50. He's playing Hop Farm here but the rest of the day is really shit and I'm going to see Foo Fighters same day

Feel like shit, been the doctors got toncilitis

Jealous on both counts! might look into City and Colour but Prince would be a bit too far

Disgraceful.

haha, I was in Hartlepool this weekend Hartlepool>Scarborough>Liverpool

To be honest, I got ran over last wednesday so they were lucky they were getting me back this early till this happened

was meant to be back in work today after getting ran into by a car last week, woke up with my throat killing me and toncils hanging down happy because I can't be arsed going back

agree with kevin tbh

Seething with jealousy, Kevin

Ordering a kebab.....start the detox tomorrow

We can be heroes

how do you know this though? is it a fact? there are 9 million bicycles in beijing thats a fact

No, I'm saying that Merseyside is a big place also, how do you know this?

Liverpool or Merseyside, its a big place

First 32 seconds of this...

What a bunch of tits

Fergie? Why should he let showbiz tittle tattle disrupt his preparations for the biggest game of the season? Exactly.

chris is now on smack but won't admit it, candice has been kicked out because she won't get rid of chris' baby, honestly this is brilliant

Sorry its late, happy birthday!