Idioteque

Mine of you is like Ian Brodie but with better glasses and mousey-blondish hair. Mine for you is Jonny off big brother, or more recently the british gas adverts

Kevin

I'm in love with Pam who's the receptionist in US office she's like 37, milf material

Someone must find her name

In Rainbows was boss

Just bought myself a kitkat chunky and a can of coke

too true, I haven't seen them yet

Can't wait

Kevin put a bet on tevez scoring an own goal

had the best roast before pork and crackling and some sort of nice stuffing with apple sauce going to have a light scrambled egg on toast for tea

I'm going to use lavander oil as a lubricant and spread rose petals on my bed as I wank just for a treat

Goals Galore Deportivo vs Villarreal Levante vs Almeria Bolton vs Everton Cagliari vs Chievo

drugs are bad

talksport this week is going to be brilliant

fuck off and shut up and die

It is, I wasn't going to but I've just got in from work and haven't got not tea and I've got a £5 off voucher that needs to be used by monday win, win

I'm ordering a kebab again not from the same place

Was watching it live, they reckon there was faulty wiring underground that made that the electric made the horses have a heart attack then had to be put down Gutting, there was ssome good races there today

You are literally a retard

Free transfer you bellend and learn to spell you knobhead