Idioteque

I hate going to the all you can eat chinese buffets, not for the food just the way they stand over you trying to intimidate into not getting too much or wasting stuff If I pay for it, I'll eat it

Eastbound and Down

My throat is killing me My overtime in work has been cancelled I'm off for nearly 2 weeks from thursday so going to look for a new job I need to book something so I've got something to look forward to

Yeah I heard it was bad (especially Italy), something about people selling you drinks then robbing wallets when you go to pay I want to go in football season and try and get to a few foreign games, especially in Germany

BRASSES, DRUGS AND ALE. nah really, I want to explore decent places I was thinking about the interailing thing, did you sleep on trains? I'll probably be quiting my job before so need to sort my life out

"It's every footballer's dream to play for a big club and I can finally do that now"

been drinking AGAIN?

I'm planning on doing a tour of europe on trains and busses, stopping at various places staying in cheap hostels; looks like I'll be going on my own, not too fussed can go where I want when I want Looking at going in September, any advice or places to visit is welcome thanks

I can smell his greasy hair from here

We've signed Vellios, ace. going for a romantic wank to celebrate

better than kenwright

worth a bid then?

Back in with 12m, rejected again!!

I hear Michael Owen may be available...

In for N'Gog now!! £6.5m

REJECTED!!

I think SSN meant NGOG

Ashley will be laughing all the way to the bank, and too right he should Carroll is worth nowhere near 35m

Lightweight.

The Royle Rumble

We were a big club, we are on a slippery slope and it hurts It will get worse, fast if nothing changes soon edit - sorry everton

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