Idioteque

The french press are reporting that he and Phil Dowd are under investigation for match fixing, suspicious betting patterns and that he wasn't injiured for 18 months, he was banned for using cocaine probably bullshit but would be funny if true

It's Roscisky btw

Chocolate fudge cake and mint ice cream whilst watching MOTD

Quality album this

Tactical masterpiece from Dalglish

Put a fiver acca on, Sparta Rotterdam..... 3 minutes in got a player sent off................7 minutes in 0-1 end of acca

Ridiculous, I hate Football

Why are you agreeing with him Kevin, thought Barton played well myself

Is it safe?

Probably a gypo going back to his metal house

YES KEVIN I'm just in the kebab shop with Mark Pembridge, the umpa lumpa cunt

LOVE IT

I fucking hate Arsenal, sore losers

Your game sounded mental. I thought Charlie Nicholas was gonna die live on telly. a tale of shit defending and good finishing on our part I really like blackpool

Great comeback lads, got a huge cheer at Goodison when the scores came up near the end

King Louis Saha Excellent day for football, looking forward to MOTD

Bored to Death

Decided I'm going to get an Indian and try and sweat this flu out

You're under contract now, no turning back

I couldn't live without bread, have it with everything