Jan

I got a Kindle it has on it so far 6 books currently reading Warhorse on said Kindle

I used to sit next to a guy we dubbed the "15 minute man" as that was all he could seem to last before heading to the loo/bar.

We went to quite a few, went in 2004 but by all accounts its changed and gotten more expensive (lots of stag do's) . Oh and if you are in anyway claustrophobic you will hate the trip back up from the salt mine. We stayed at the hotel Alexander and it was only a short walk from the main square. England were playing Poland in the week we were there and imagine my suprise when I passed a comment about my surname being on a suitcase and David Beckham answered.

How about this one: "She turned round and said" What physically? I then imagine a person spinning around while trying to have a conversation.

Westworld great film

Drivers who rush to pull out in front of you (cutting you up in the process) and then while infront of you proceed to drive at 5-10 mph under the speed limit. Drivers who almost kill themselves (and you) to overtake you and then pull off at the next junction.

I met the England football team when I was at Auschwitz/Birkenau.

You need to visit the Wieliczka Salt Mine, the place is amazing.

Ditto Oh and Shrek the Third

How do I post a picture?

Why was he in fancy dress?

Merry Christmas everyone, may all your dreams be of the Toon winning! I hope you all have a great Christmas day (I am cooking to the jury is still out on that). I have cleaned the house now I am off downstairs to watch the Muppet Christamas Carol with a curry and several large glasses of win....chinchin. Woohoooooooooooooo look at that 300 posts!

Get a plastic bag and clean it up, woman. Then go next door and deposit it through your neighbour's letter box. I have been flinging it over the fence in plastic bags........he does my head in.

My next door neighbours dog shitting in my garden.....as my nextdoor neighbour is to f**king lazy to fix his broken fence. I Wish a shower or shit would fall on him and coat him in the brown stuff forever.

Why did CT flounce what did I miss?

Besides the obvious of a baseball bat..........People acting better and not inflicting abuse on others would help for a start its called self control and most of us manage that rather well.

news.sky.com/home/politics/article/16130559 Another project that will cost a fortune and won't work!

Be greatful I am currently suffering Wii Just Dance at the Office party.

Congratulations mate......enjoy all those sleepless nights

And if you're going to the Anne Frank house, go first thing in the morning. Or save yourself the bother and sit in a cupboard not eating bacon for a few hours. I went to the Anne Frank house a couple of weeks ago (also went from Hull on the Ferry came home in a force 8 gale I would recommend you fly) We queued for about 1/2 hour and we went at lunch time. It was well worth the wait.

Bitch slap avoided- well done I however have a Cat's Protection League calendar and it's full of pussy

I was in Amsterdam last weekend the Ibis is in a prime location and I plan on booking it when I go back.

My cat does not have an advent calendar.

My home town ................how class!

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