Jan

Food, booze, football and a bit of housework......about sums it up.

XScape in Castleford you mean. Junction 32 off the M62 to be precise. ChillFactor in Manchester is miles better.

Xcape in Sheffield has a ski slope with snow and everything, I had a couple of lessons there but still need lessons when I got on the actual ski sloops. I discovered a dislike of skiing. So been once no plans to go back.

Flying anywhere warm (within reason) that isn't here.

Mine was a tosser too. In the end I had to storm the office and demand they get it sorted. (We each had a solictor in the same company so it should have been easy.......it wasn't)!

I know people who have been inside but I haven't paid a visit to them. Last prison I was in was in Wicklow and it was a tourist attraction.

It was something I saw on facebook so it must be true....the lower the jeans the more they will do by all accounts.

Says the Reading rump ranger!

well yes its just one mass orgy

I read somewhere that the jeans down the arse fashion came from the prison system. Convicts who wore sagging jeans were indicating they were agreeable to having sex with another inmate. In fact the jean "sagging" came about as convicts are not allowed to wear belts in prison.

People who invade my personal space......checkouts are terrible for this and more than one I have told someone to step back or move their trolly so I can put in my pin number or actually pack my bags! Ohh queue's in general.

Has the Governement dropped the council house for life stategy. I think the argument was people who earn £50,000 per year shouldn't be living in a council owned house. But if they are paying their rent council tax and bills why shouldn't they. Its very rare here for a court to evict a family for rent arrears, it has to be an extreme case and lots of staff hours to prove it. After an evicition the council have to ensure that they are not duty bound to have to house the now homless person in bed and breakfast. However most go into private accommodation and we still end up paying for them.

F**king mobility scooters!!! I now have to write a new "policy" as someone just took out one of my clients workstations when they ran into it at full pelt in one!

The guy who has been charged from Newcastle was that the Nile Ranger one?

The Hangover II I prefered I

I had 4 weddings last year and none this year so far...YAY. One big birhtday do in March which requires 4 different fancy dress outfits!

Spain in about 4 weeks not sure where I am going over the Summer. All Inclusive is a wonderful thing........bring on the Vodka or and Sangria.

The average kitchen table has more maternal instinct then me so needless to say I don't have any kids nore do I regret not having any. I don't even care much for other peoples kids untill they get to at least 10 plus then I can at least have a conversation with them.

Just made banana bread, so I technically have a loaf in the oven and not a bun.

I am not a lass I am a lady.

I had one at more door the other day, he still tried to get money out of me, despite the fact I already donate to three charities and run another, I am not made of money and the puddy cats come first!

Starting a letter with; "I am writting to you...." I know you are writting to me its a bloody letter!

What do you reckon should I watch Sherlock Holmes or Mission Implausible tonight?

The Noise team should be able to put sound monitoring equipment in your girlfriends house and if it goes over a certain dB they can issue a warning then as said about confiscate the equipment.

I worry about you lot I really do.