LoveTheBobby

John Scales seen on Barrack Road .

I heard Dekka referred to as "fucking owl head" the other day . That's about the highest compliment and thanks I can offer the cunt for his time here .

5th bottom or "16th from the bottom" as bigJoe said on Talksport (..hic)

Would anyone care for a Lambreezi spritzer ?

In his self-proclaimed Second Cumming (sic) yesterday he practically stated his remit stops just short of telling fans which seats they should sit in .

Having now heard this idiots phone interview on Sky (whereby the sweaty arsehole is announcing this hoax of a shambles to the world down a mobile - with the club is yet to comment) anyone even slightly distancing themselves has to hear what he says as borderline goading to Pardew like . If Pardew has an ounce of self-respect he'll tell them to shove it up their collective anuses (which as you suggest, may be the intention) "I'll make this club better for sure , I know more than any cunt at the club (er no disrespect to anyone) etc etc" What's the purple-faced fool's brief exactly ? Belittle Pardew ? 'Oh just be your football genius self Joe' ? Dance monkey dance ? Like you say, anything else doesn't bear thinking about while the flip side throws up the question of 'where does Ashley get off on all this!?' - something I'm sure most ask themselves at least once a season . Fucking snidey wankers the lot of them . Bolloxit .

Ach, daint wake Perculator1000 up man

That lad's not gonna get far with feet that fucking shape .

Dearest Joseph ,

Going back to the above point when Keegan said in the recent interviews how he's lost a lot of interest in the club while these fucking balloons were CUSTODIANS - I can relate to that even more tonight .

Wouldn't surprise me in the slightest . That's their stamp .

Just found this out . Worst end to an otherwise great day . FUCK RIGHT OFF . THE FAT, PURPLE SWEATY SHAMELESS FUCKING MESS OF A CUNT . Lowest point I've known in nearly 30 years of following the club . If I was Pardew I'd be off back to obscurity with this latest indiscretion .

"Fabricio Coloccini has told the Newcastle manager Alan Pardew that he will stay at the club next season..... defender told his manager yesterday that he would be staying as a Newcastle player next season." http://www.independent.co.uk/sport/football/premier-league/fabricio-coloccini-tells-alan-pardew-hell-stay-at-newcastle-next-season-8659917.html

Get this down y Andy - Big Waters - a place dear to me heart. It does refer to it as a "pond" like but you get what you're given ! It featured on Country file the other year when they built a link under the A1 between the Big and Little Waters for the otters . Big on the twitcher circuit too . The days of making polystyrene rafts from the packaging from washing machines on this pond are long over but, like you say it'll still be going on in Killy with it's plakka flamingoes n that . http://www.nwt.org.uk/reserves/big-waters

did an Elvis on the bog .

"Someone to replace Fish"

What day is it you bath in Killy Lake again Fist ? Big Waters is manmade too actually . Collapsed mine .

. . still in North Tyneside , Big Waters, Wideopen is canny . Up around the 7's .

Have you tried Killingworth Lake Andy ? Famed for it's swans and trolleys . A lowly 3/10 .

His Idiot Abroad thing quickly got annoying mind .

You SAY that but how do we know you weren't really sat sucking your thumb watching Andi Peters in his broomcupboard ?

Easy Ryder was saying he's after 70k/pw . Hods .

One of me mates has two girls . When waiting for the birth of the younger one he made no secret of his wish for it to be a boy . She was subsequently christened Eve and for the first few years he called her Steve to compensate .