LoveTheBobby

Edward Spakkahands .

Tha' sh' blows .

Len McCluskey's such a professional Scouser like .

The pilot must've just shut his eyes and hoped for the best ! A BBC article I read said their flashing them about is 'celebratory' ? Just have a pint instead .

Take it to Whiptail Cycles in Tynemouth - they're spot on in there . Retreat to your automated hammock . Pick up the bike when they've assembled it .

Was only a matter of time before one of their green laser pens caught someone like .

Big shout out to Scotch Corner in the Grainger Market . A better hot beef and gravy sarnie you won't find . Only beaten by their hot lamb and mint. Shabba .

Potter about on a big allotment .

Stop the clock !

Fat and hairy (sweary)

We're all familiar with Cockney rhyming slang . It's used mainly by Cockneys . Chirpy chappies the lot of them. Big-hitters like apples & pears (chairs) , syrup of fig (dig) , Lady Godiva (driver) , Shetland Isles (miles) , woolly mitts (gloves) etc. are probably used as everyday phrases by most of us in fact . Well I was thundering (wondering) if there's any Joe Kinnear based rhyming slang out there ? Betty Boo (who) Going for a poo (interview) "Let's have a clown (sit down)" as he'd say . .

Clearly on the brown .

Aye, the Sweaty's fought back well like .

. . now hey

Needs t get his hair cut as well the fuckin tramp .

Once worked with one kid on site who had full-on Hubble strength gegs. Think Spekky Twat out of Viz . First day the foreman saw this lad came straight out with "fuck me, I bet you need glasses to FIND your fuckin glasses ?!" I laughed anyway .

that's the one . brace yaselves . The New Bullshit Front is firmly installed, function tests have been carried out and it's now emitting at will . 'Cushty' as they say further south .

Stunning mate . On many levels .

There's a true beauty to what I'm seeing here .

'Imagine' on bbc1 at the moment about photographer Don McCullin is excellent .

Posting him again coz he deserves a pageful of his antics