LoveTheBobby

'started smoking' ?

love beards .

I'm sure said statement actually came from himself (ie JK) as well !

Thing is , by the way these gushings get reported it seems like he just lets rip with this backstory stuff rather than perhaps answering specific questions on what he thinks he brings to the job or whatever ? Oliver Holt wrote a canny piece on his insecurities and these self -vindication statements a week or so ago . I think we all 'get' that he's here by now - in all honesty it's time he just stopped bumping his fucking gums and got on with whateverthefuck .

. . . ANNND . . he's off again The offy must've opened early . From .com Another day, another uncontrolled outburst from JFK: "Every top club in the land has got one (a director of football). We haven’t – that’s the difference. The manager can’t do everything. "I’m probably the only football manager to be a director of football. I don’t know any other ex-managers who have (Dennis Wise? David Pleat? Kenny Dalglish?) "I’ve been a manager for 35 years. I’ve been Manager of the Year. I’ve won every award there is in football as a player (excluding mere trinkets like a domestic league championship or any individual awards...) "I think all those qualities put me head and shoulders above every other director of football. "Some directors of football have never played the game - i’m lending my experience as a manager for all those years - 10 years at Wimbledon+, two years at Nottingham Forest#, two years winning promotion at Luton and, of course, almost two years at Newcastle*. + in reality, 7 years and 2 months # in reality, 10 months *in reality, 137 days "I would still be there had it (the heart attack) not occurred.”

I've grown to love that worktop backdrop . It's like a sexy space scene snapshot. With the stars all a'glitter like distant jewels . Reminding ourselves of our place in the universe .

Has the famed and familiar worktop had a bit makeover there CT ?

aka 'full of shit'

All the best to him . A good pro who didn't let the club down by any lack of effort . Pardew had wanted to give him a new contract but got knocked back by Big Mike according to Douglas with (apparently correct) suggestions it shows how he's held in contempt by his him and has little say in goings-on . As has been said, the outgoings are really starting to add up now . There's always going to be a clear out of perceived 'deadwood' in transfer windows but I just hope this bunch also have an accurate handle on who might be keen to jump ship before making whatever moves they might have planned . In the spirit of getting caught short after a shart as it were . The sale of Ba I would hold up as lesson No. 1. To paraphrase Brian Hanrahan "I counted them all out but will I count them back in again ?"

Did he not even leave a note ?

Still a regular visitor to the area ? Evens favourite that it's specifically within the confines of Gosforth Park . ''Don't miss tomorrows Chronicle with our sensational pull out and keep Michael Owen©® breakdown of his favourite colour Skittles and his top 100 perennial shrubs. A must for all United fans"

How many more Owen 'stories' has this bloke got ffs !? Can't move for them .

Liz Kershaw was reading out listeners' Glasty stories on 6music yesterday . One told of a crowd gathering to cheer a chap climbing a big tree . Much to their surprise when he reached the top of this lofty specimen he dropped his keks and crimped one off onto the food van below "a sound I'll never forget" they added

"Potatoe skins for startaz . From the man who once sang Head Over Heels"

Saw his mush on the Chron as I walked past it the other day . Not sure why he's on this particular attempted charm offensive like ? Or why he's bean given the platform. Has Ryder written his autobiography and got it to sell or summit ? Can't give any time to what comes out the slippy little shit's mouth meself . "I wasn't offered a new contract . . oh apologies to the club I was offered a new contract . . but it would've been financial suicide by the club" The cheek and arrogance of the fuckin budgie .

Fuck'm then Neverwantedhimhereanyway .

^ It's when these 'long-term linked' players end up drifting off to Potteries or Valleys you've gotta start asking questions like . Remy was possibly a greedy exception but either way it raises questions imo .

Oops there she goes ! Hey what's sh like eh !? The clip of her man . Speaking of falling down/standups I see The Arctic Monkey's have got Micky Flanagan guesting on bass here

Think I'm gonna watch the Stones tomorrow and Pubic Enemy whenever that is then definately Steve Mason on Sunday . Other than that a few cigarettes , a few cans , a bit pizza n that .

Best description I've heard of her was "gums like lilos"

Haha Mallet's Mallet 'look at each other and go bleurghh' Portishead on t'red button now t 'cheer' mesel up ! Haway Beth let it all out . .

Canny schedule here of who/where/when btw http://www.telegraph.co.uk/culture/glastonbury/10144395/Glastonbury-2013-TV-and-Radio-listings.html

They'll have fucking Miranda headlining next year . "MAKE SOME NOISE GLAZZLEBURY *trips over for laughs*"