LoveTheBobby

On a SonyEric and it initiates with a 'shake' .It takes over the screen when you shake the phone , or move it sharply . Plain annoying . Like I'm gonna ask me phone "what's the weather like ? has James arrived yet ? should I take the bus ?"

Second half and brown's back on the brown . "Pardew has brought a level of reality to Newcastle fans'expectations" being the latest sour slur .

Heard that - game wasn't five minutes old and he'd had a pop about atmosphere, outlandish expectation claims and the SBR sacking ! It must've been quite a hiding he took back when to turn him into ya stereotypical Mackem like . where can I hear this He's plying his trade today on BBC Radio 5 mate .We're the feature game. Twat that he is. http://www.thenorthernecho.co.uk/sport/3671126.Brown_no_stranger_to_rumblings_on_the_Newcastle_terraces/

Heard that - game wasn't five minutes old and he'd had a pop about atmosphere, outlandish expectation claims and the SBR sacking ! It must've been quite a hiding he took back when to turn him into ya stereotypical Mackem like .

Dolphin browser - anyone know how to turn this poxy 'how can I help' speech thing off that pops up when y move the phone ? . . I'll tell y how y can help . .

Definately. They've had faces like a weekend in Hull for weeks now .

Anyway, fuck City. And fuck their novelty teatowels .

Aye at time's Dzeko's looked the biggest waste of space, and money, since the Haymarket's fuckin 'Lego Men' like . Having said that, just looked up and in the league he's still scooped 13 in 27 (off 86 shots #stats)

Maybe because it's so recent but I go along with many - Cisse's chip/dink/SWAZ . Was a true 'did he really just do that' wonder moment of love .

media have made up their mind that he is the scapegoat Fault lies with Mancini. The players he has had available to him this season shouldn't have given up so easy and so early and that's only down to a lack of management. Aguero, Silva, Y.Toure started the season like titans and yet now their performances have been entirely pedestrian. For all his faults Ferguson (and the senior players) has the mentality to win a title. Mourinho had it too. Mancini has let Balotelli, Tevez and other managers dictate his season. Ferguson wouldn't have, and hasn't. Aye, the tail's wagging the dog . Someone made a comparison with Cantona and how AF was uncharacteristically lenient towards him . Mancini's basically let Mario set his fireworks off within his anus and won't (and shouldn't) get as lucky with whoever's turn it is to babysit him next . Whatever his fate at the end of the season I wonder where Mancini's frustrations - and anger assumedly - will lie ? With himself for not having 'it' over his players , or at his players for having no balls for the job .

5 Live had a debate this morning around the question "has Mario Balotelli cost City the title this season" . Can't lay it all at his feet mind . [One caller had a pop at Hart (?) ] I think he'll be away in the summer personally . Strange behaviour, even by his standards recently . He's going to struggle under n.e. other manager unless he has a word with himself though .

Matchday's Eddy Eats there .

Her stuff on Harry Hill's canny .

Got a very 'determined' stride Bubba like .

Check out "Dancing Outlaw" and "Jesco Tapes" too man " I took the butcher knife and put it up to her neck . I said 'if you wanna live to see tomorrow you'd better start fryin' 'em eggs a little bit better than what you've been fryin' 'em . I'm tired of eatin' sloppy, slimy eggs " http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mYmbI-XcOSY

Liverpool's lowest points total for this time of the season in 19 years stat fans .

BALLOONED by Kuyt !

'better' in that he got some air ?

Larson 'doing a Carroll' . Badly .