LoveTheBobby

Bum cakes .

At first glance I thought it was about a Ben Stiller film .

they're cracking piss aren't they !?

a magnum of it no less !

Stupid in this day and age if y ask me . Nowt wrong with a coin toss . The whole Olympic white elephant can fuck right off for me though tbh .

It does aye . Grounds have to be 'neutral' in that respect . Changing rooms have to be altered too strangely !

Say you go out for a night . You've planned it for some time and are looking forward to it . You haven't been out for a while and have saved up and been given a few quid for the piss fund by a relative . Youv've scrubbed your helmet, donned the cologne and away y go. You get a few drinks in and start getting into it , moving from bar to bar . In the excitement you start getting on fancy cocktails and pay over the odds without realising because you're getting a bit hedonistic n that . You get chatting with a few birds and think you've got every chance . We're in here Trigg ! You buy them a few drinks . Getting giddy with the dancing n shit you ask your mates to lend you £50 as you've got every chance still and there's more drinks to buy and taxi fares to foot here . . . Crash-bang-wollop you see the birds getting away with someone else and you get thrown out the club for being too pissed . You've got no money for a taxi and you're stuck . You end up kipping in a doorway. You've pissed your pants. You didn't get a jump. You owe your mates £50. You've got a bad taste in your mouth. Are you going to do the same the following weekend ?

Interesting stuff . Thinking about it - even with a fair few PL clubs (from a coverage pov) I'd struggle to readily name their shirt sponsors . Some clubs you can associate brands to historically maybe through iconic imagery or as a result of their periods of success (and failure?). Anyway - best of british with it Shrimps !

FACT .

^ re Virgin. do ya ? how come ?

oh he's a cunt's cunt alright I just think anything that gets SD any kind of coverage suits his gaffer. He'd paint Stephen Hawkins red, white and blue if he could .

Who else of their '80's bootroom' is left to appoint ?

Shrimper - out of interest what is the general outcome ? Are fans relating any brand loyalty or perceptions to a name on a shirt or is it just a gain in terms of advertising space ?

Better than DISSOLVE though #lfc

"any publicity's good publicity"

In that Talksport interview yesterday AP said how we'd EVOLVED during the season. I think that's a pretty good word to apply to Ashley too . He's nobody's fool by anyone's stretch of the imagination, and as has been said, his type are stoically driven . I'm now pretty much resigned to the shit that comes with him and I now quietly admire some of his achievements . That's not to say I like the 'bloke' and can't help thinking Derek the worm is still the fly in the ointment regarding some of the provocative decisions . I'll never credit him with anything .

wasn't it . came out of it with no credit at all . taking the rise out of the poor kid who may well have been out of work was fucking low .

Its a 'pleasure pain' thing

Like a game of Ring-a-ring-a-roses ?

Everyone's favourite cunt - Jack Whitehall - visits Glasgow in his Hit The Road Jack show tonight . "I went into a shop today and they were selling DEEP. FRIED. FAAKING MAARS BAARS FAFAKSSAKES" he'll probably say loudly at some point followed by canned laughter . As the show ends like the final throws of a dysentery sufferers' visit to the toilet .

He's been saying 'it' for years He's been saying 'it' for years Not explaining 'it' again but . . Will go on for more years

The more rickety he's getting, the more puce his face is becoming during games too .

His 'Africa Day' at training on Friday sounded good crack like