LoveTheBobby

Haven't done the contract thing for a good while after years with O2 and them becoming uncompetative. Bought an unwanted upgrade smartphone off ebay couple of years ago and signed up with GiffGaff . No contract, migrate existing number, can alter package month to month, uses O2 netork so coverage is sound. Job's a good'n .

Listen t Terry man !? Terry & fuckin June maer like .

. . I didn't mean it to be that daft like Gaz ffs .

Hopefully Neville's voice will go all 'teenager' squeaky out of nowhere again in the last few minutes to cheer me up here . Spawnybastards .

In the words of Leonard Osborne - "Let's not bother eh"

(I said) It's gettin' hot in here (so hot) So take off all your clothes I am gettin' so hot (uh uh uh uh) I wanna take my clothes off Oh it's gettin' hot in here (so hot) So take off all your clothes I am gettin' so hot (uh uh uh uh) I wanna take my clothes off Yeah yeah come on

"one for sorrow" How apt .

Read the other day that Mrs Drogba's B-movie shenanigans took up nearly 7 minutes of the first half .

Got visions of them being stuck in a perpetual loop of frenzied driving backwards and forwards over a zebra crossings in the thought that he's getting some kind of result . Silly fucking cunt .

He's simply a cunt . http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lhg-X0Gy4HI

Terry Connor nearly on the canvas in that post-match interview .

"mange tout , mange tout" *Derek Trotter*

. . well . . well . . well eh Some game . Fellaini was getting about in a tardis today - absolutely everywhere !

^ I'm sure I heard on 5live the other week they were organising fresh protests against the Venkeys and Keen . Like the Venkeys are going to hear any of that though - they're never there ! An uttely pointless and counter-productive exercise imo . Particularly at this stage of the season . HAWAY BOBBYZAMORA !

Phw what , proper Cuprinol job aye . she must've been 20 clem - 'bubbly personality' AYS - aye having the offside rule explained on her wedding day ! Champion .

That 'just married' couple there - fuck me he's fond of a treat innee !?

On comes Controla

Oi Oi Cabs' the boy !

The only question mark in the first half is Tiote's barnet .

This could go into orbit today like ! Shove it right up the towel-down twats .

(aach total nightmare posting/editing on phone like) Couple of vids to put up when Im back on the mainframe . .

E4 presenter cunts . Nowt worse .

He's basically saying he's never going to call you "an old woman" again Tom .

Both flew too close to the sun , wings melted . Captain Pugwash .