StoneColdStephenIreland

He'll bring Abeid or Cabella on only it's 45 minutes too late

Can't even cross a ball either.

Disgusting man

No other manager could have managed Newcastle as well for those 38 seconds. - John Carver

He's playing the same Centre Midfield that got walked past by Swansea. He's now shred past Steven Taylor in the thicker than whale spunk stakes.

It's like he wants to take us down.

Simeone?

He wrote it like a love letter to his dearest John.

Vilanova?

http://www.chroniclelive.co.uk/sport/football/football-news/john-carver-says-newcastle-united-9156237?utm_source=dlvr.it&utm_medium=twitter Jesus wept. Ryder going on like Carver's a new age messiah in the world of football management because he's invited 2 fans for a cup of tea ffs. If he was as brilliant as Ryder makes out he wouldn't be doing it as the fans wouldn't have bollocked him for being such a knacker ffs! Also It is a privileged area to be honest. You see everything that goes on. But its important that they get behind the team and try not distract me from doing my job. You might aswell concentrate on custard creams cos we all know you can't do a fucking thing when we're surrendering at home to shite teams by the 60th minute you arsehole.

Also in reference to meeting the two fans he kept banging on about how he's "one of them" and how it hurts him to see us doing poorly because yet again he's "one of them". If he realised he was "one of them" he'd have fucked off 3-4 games ago.

I was positive before the Sunderland game as I thought we'd at least draw or get a win in one of the games from them but the run and lack of anything since then has massively turned my opinion around.

Tadic and Schneiderlin out for this weekend against Sunderland. 4fs!

I think we'll get someone who'll be grateful towards Ashley for a job, that's what Ashley employs. Kinnear, Hughton, Pardew, Carver. Managers who are nowhere near in contention for premier league jobs so will keep in line to what Ashley wants. He never expected Hughton would have became such a fan favourite and probably stepped out from Ashleys obese as fuck shadow and that's why he got sacked.

Dummett looks a much better CB than LB! The position restricts him to his strengths whereas LB exploits his weaknesses as he's not good going forward, not pacey and not athletic enough. Playing at CB means he can just concentrate on getting tackles in and putting his head in as well. He's only young so will grow into too. Taylor isnt very good but he's not complete crap like Williamson. I still would get rid as we only get about 30 games out of a five year contract from him. I'd keep Lascelles and Dummett. Get rid of Colo, Williamson and Taylor then get 2 CB's and a LB in.

Krul, Darlow. Janmaat, Lascelles, Dummett, Haidara. Abeid, Colback, Sissoko, Cabella, Aarons, Sammy, De Jong. Perez, Cisse, Armstrong. We need a massive, massive overhaul in the summer.

I'm guessing thats why 3.5 million went to sports direct recently? But shouldn't we get something for the advertising?

Love how they're straight out with a statement with it being about SD! If it was nufc we'd have to hear about it from one of Lee Ryders narks in the Chronicle.

me too! Nowt better than wiping out someone to nip into first place. Glorious.

Online Races are actually fun on it too! I've never been one for racing games but there's something quite satisfying in spinning out a mate or random for no apparent reason than to be an arsehole.

Abeid and Sissoko in for Jonas and Taylor. No point playing full backs and wingers in a position they know nowt about. Btw where the fuck is Tiote?

This Newcastle United team are the worst in the club's Premier League history http://t.co/mbZX9hTRPT #NUFC #northeast http://t.co/M5YVIMYVzn It's still everyone else's fault but not Carvers apparently. Edit. http://www.chroniclelive.co.uk/sport/football/football-news/newcastle-united-team-worst-clubs-9124806

Exactly, if you show respect to us then we will do the same and back you on the field. Houghton respected us and wanted to do his best for the fans whereas Pardew didn't and wanted to do his best for Ashley. Carver carried that disrespect on by praising Ashley when he knows fine well we hate him. He thought it was alright by saying he's a geordie and pandering to us about Sir Bobby but he'd already chose his side and that's why were sick of him, his shit record just compounds it all.

At least the tides starting to turn from us being ungrateful, delusional Mags who demand Champions League football. Some of the media are actually looking into what has happened to the club instead of dismissing it as they usually would.

It's sheer ignorance from him. He knew the fans hated Pardew for his record and what he says in interviews but he's just carried that on to worse depths. It makes it worse that he keeps saying he's one of us etc, when if he was he'd realise he's part of the rot at the club and fuck off. It doesn't help that when Hughton was sacked he said and was quoted that "there's nothing we can do and it's all the man at the top pulling the strings unfortunately" and now he's tonguing Ashleys ballsack saying we had a squad capable in January but now contradicting himself saying it's not good enough.