Mark

Matt, what the fuck has that got to do with anything? Oh aye, and Happy Birthday!

I like your way of thinking. What odds did you get?

I have a bet on Chelsea to win this, so we better hurry the fuck up and concede.

N'Zogbia's fucking useless anyway. Too busy getting mortal in The Attic anyway.

Shut the fuck up.

I clicked that

Just saw it on the tele.

It's a crime. Anyone seen that advert? Ramage like, totally.

I'd rather have Viduka than Crouch like....

No, he's looking for 18 year olds ! Take the iq test in that other thread, matey I know, but 18/19 there's not much difference.

Dyer?

I'm 19, can I do it?

Who won?

"I'm not going to give you some bullshit story" Legend.

blatantly put on.

I posted that in the wrong thread like, was meant to be in the Women of Wallsend thread

Some lass was on my bus, and talking about clubbing and she said "this lass was proppa git looking at iz, so i was like, what the fuck ya looking at, and me Ma telt iz to gaan n smack her, so I gave me bag to me nana, and brayed the stupid bitch all over" Then she started talking about how many pills she had took at the monkey. Legend.

I'm stylish as fuck.

I'd just like to point out, as I thought I had earlier, that the whole Enrique Iglesias thing was an in joke between the lass in question and myself. Had I put the effort in, I would have done more than pull a beanie hat over my massive fucking head. In hindsight, I shouldn't have posted that when I was drunk, but AT LEAST I didn't get up there and sing something by Bowling For Soup. At any point in the evening did she say "Brock, the joke's gone too far."? I'm thinking specifically of the exact moment when you dragged her up on stage to serenade her with one of his songs, you pillock! It fucking worked though! Must've been the latin touch. Rohypnol doesn't sound very latin to me

City used to play some good football. Playing a shit team at home could have been a 3 or 4 - 0. Shame they are shite now. Played some nice stuff when they had Shauny Wright.

Brock is a legend. Total loser like, but a legend.

??????????????? If i have 10 apples, i give away 8 but i get back 4, how many apples have i got Freddie? 6 why edit?

Just the length of me ear. Bit of a gay thread btw.

Cardiff to beat Spurs, Brum to beat us. COME ON!

Oasis - Champagne Supernova.