Mark

Sort ya sel out man.

Nah, thats Skol.

I seen this on the Bill when I was about 8 or something, well, some bloke laced a condom with coke, then bucked some prozzie and she died. I was 8 or so at the time, so I might have been missing the point.

Book World, and Asda. If I don't find out I'm going to have to go to Newcastle, gutted. If you don't find out what? Stop being a cunt.

I hate Christmas, fucking waste of time.

Book World, and Asda. If I don't find out I'm going to have to go to Newcastle, gutted.

I'm off to do my Christmas shopping in a minute, a The Galleries. Fucking hardcore me like.

Girls Aloud releasing 'Something kinda ooh'.

Me too.

I do. Don't care what people think. I'm solid.

im 16 and am aboot 5"3. been small all me life and have waited every summer for my growth spurt. all but given up hope. best i can hope for is 5"5, 5"6 at a push And you think you can get in to bars and clubs in Newcastle?

Shut the fuck up man, Chelsea fans do talk some shite.

Right I'm getting back into the swing of things. Just messing about really on corals. I have AK, I raise, someone minimum reraises me, I push all in which is half his stack, and 400% of what he reraised me. I hit two pair Ace and Kings, think I've got it in the bag, and the money goes to him. Hits the nut flush with Q 7 as his hole cards Legend!

Matt, what the fuck has that got to do with anything? Oh aye, and Happy Birthday!

Shut the fuck up.

I clicked that

Just saw it on the tele.

It's a crime. Anyone seen that advert? Ramage like, totally.

No, he's looking for 18 year olds ! Take the iq test in that other thread, matey I know, but 18/19 there's not much difference.

Dyer?

I'm 19, can I do it?

Who won?

blatantly put on.

I posted that in the wrong thread like, was meant to be in the Women of Wallsend thread

Some lass was on my bus, and talking about clubbing and she said "this lass was proppa git looking at iz, so i was like, what the fuck ya looking at, and me Ma telt iz to gaan n smack her, so I gave me bag to me nana, and brayed the stupid bitch all over" Then she started talking about how many pills she had took at the monkey. Legend.