Mark

I'm stylish as fuck.

I'd just like to point out, as I thought I had earlier, that the whole Enrique Iglesias thing was an in joke between the lass in question and myself. Had I put the effort in, I would have done more than pull a beanie hat over my massive fucking head. In hindsight, I shouldn't have posted that when I was drunk, but AT LEAST I didn't get up there and sing something by Bowling For Soup. At any point in the evening did she say "Brock, the joke's gone too far."? I'm thinking specifically of the exact moment when you dragged her up on stage to serenade her with one of his songs, you pillock! It fucking worked though! Must've been the latin touch. Rohypnol doesn't sound very latin to me

Brock is a legend. Total loser like, but a legend.

Just the length of me ear. Bit of a gay thread btw.

Oasis - Champagne Supernova.

I've got a man bag, I have to carry files and books to uni most days. Backpacks, and rucksakes or whatever people have are shite, make you look like a hiker. I only have a manbag because I need one, I think they are shite tbh.

Put your fake tan away bad boy, and I'll meet you on the bridge in a bit.

Must be the thing to do this season, seems to happen every few weeks. Cunts.

Sibierski and 1-0 on thursday 60-1 at betfred.

Well, thats my big night out finished, ended up having 3 bottles of water, and a chocolate muffin. bed time

ahhh so you're not an alcoholic... you're a fucking lightweight. Why not try pimms, princess. Better than slimfast tbh.

... I thought you didn't need to drink to have fun? I don't, but drinking is fun too. You pedantic fuck. hows about drinking in moderation so that you don't get a hangover... or stop being a pikey fucker and drink something other than Blue WKD.... ya daft twat. Read the fucking thread you cunt. I get kinda hangovers off only a few drinks, I'm not one of these people who need to get mortal.

... I thought you didn't need to drink to have fun? I don't, but drinking is fun too. You pedantic fuck.

I always feel like shite the next day when I've had a a few drinks. Just because you moan about fucking everything doesn't mean you can have a go at people who want to have fun you know.

Dont drink? There's always one loser isn't there... More of a loser if you can't have fun without drinking heavily, to be honest. Where did I say I couldn't have fun without drink? I don't even drink heavily tbh.

You reckon pineapples would do the job instead of oranges, cant be fucked peeling one of them. I have canned pineapples because I'm lush.

Aye, sounds good, but I'll probably come in lashed, get the water, banana etc, then forget to have them.

Dont drink? There's always one loser isn't there...

Going on the lash, cant be arsed with a hangover when I have stuff to do the next day. A kna drinking loads of water is good, but I always feel knackered the next day, whats the crack?

I didn't moan, I just stated what happened.

I just said bad beats are amazing. Hardly moaning tbh.

Anyone who says "thats poker" is a cunt. "that poker baby" is cool though. Bad beats are amazing.

I'm sure Shearergol always hints that he's shagged her... Not Britney, that one from Two Pints.

I now realise why I went off this game I'm in late postition goes all in, but keeps 60 chips left. I go all in with KK, he calls the 60 to put him all in. He has 9 10 off He flops a straight.

Playing my first game in 5/6 weeks, $20 SNG. My PC is so fuck i can't even run winamp at the same time.