Mark

Interview went canny well I reckon, I'll be on the Betfred poker team in no time!

I can't remember much of my 18th. If thats any help?

Aye, bastids. I should go to bed, got a job interview tomorrow, in a betting shop, then I'm going on the lash.

Aye fucking ages. What makes it obvious like, looks like the perfect post to me. I just liked the random tutoring on basic poker concepts tbh. Sorry big fella, just thought you didn't know how to play Omaha.

Aye fucking ages. What makes it obvious like, looks like the perfect post to me.

I might have to give that a look. A Texas hold 'em player walking into an Omaha game and dominating is either extremely lucky, a poker genius or playing against serious donks. Not that I'd like to make any assumptions, like. Was it Pot limit? Pot limit is just the same as no limit but the maximum you can raise is the amount in the pot already. Omaha is straight forward. Same as Texas Holdem, but you have to use two of your hole Cards. So if the board shows AAAKK and you have KQJJ your best hand would be AAAJJ as you have to use 2 hole cards. I'm tired as fuck and took me ages to type this.

What site? I need to start playing there. Ladbrokes. Weakest players on the net.

I once played an Omaha hi lo SNG by mistake and still made the money! Had no clue what I was doing.

I thought he was the worst thing about the episode. Episodes with lots of Randy = Good Aye, Randy is a ledge.

It's shit the Cornell song.

I thought it was pretty crap, no Cartman or Butters.

Nice one, I'll watch it later. Never really watched South park till this time last week. Now I've watched 3 and a half series'

Just a watch, but even then I hardly wear one, I think some jewellery is canny alreet on blokes, but I'd rather spend my money on something else.

Very funny. And she's me lass ffs. So fuck off. Point fucking proved So I'm not even allowed to fucking correct it now? Jesus Christ you really are small-minded. The fact of the matter is that rather than let it go you jumped into a topic where you were getting the piss taken out of you for talking about lasses constantly and proved the point by doing it! *big breath* I'm just not going to bother anymore. Who brought it up hmm? Good. Make more YouTube vids, they're funny. Ledge.

Can you not hear breathing over the interweb, like? I haven't started yet, I fear once I do we'll have to move closer to Marseille (though there are smaller casinos closer), so I'm not rushing into it. I don't know how you're going without, I'm absolutely obsessed at this point, and it's taking the piss how little I really understand the game at the moment. Take a break, its by far better than constant playing, I took a break, for 2 weeks, then won $700 from $10, perfected my game, then my ego increased and I lost $1000. Don't get complacent, and don't get cocky. You need to be really disciplined to play this game, and thats why I dont play as much now, as I'm a bit of a cocky bastard, and think I'm the best at it.

Do you play live now? As Caro's book of tells is about reading people from their movements and expressions. Haven't got a clue about supersystem, I think its pretty much the same, just alot more updated, so the one you have is probably better. I haven't played for about a month, just don't have the motivation to play anymore, always got something more interesting to do. I'll probably get back into it once I get a job.

Chevvies. And pud - violence solves nowt. HOWEVER! Should I ever get my hands on the little twat.... Last week my mate got smacked by some bloke, because the bloke thought he was taking the piss out fo his wife, when he wasn't, and didnt even notice his wife. The bouncer threw my mate out, but not the bloke who smacked him, despite hearing the full story from the DJ. Fucking joke really.

You get some reet twats like, was it in the Cherry Tree Cath? because I know your Da drinks in there. It's probably best to forget about what happened tbh.

The frat boys and the evangelicals came after that. Both very funny. I thought they were both shit tbh, I kind of lost interest after the wrestling bit. I didn't like the Pammy bit either, whether it was real or not?

I thought it was funny up untill the wrestling bit, after that the film was complete shite.

Patrokles.

He'll be fine by tomorrow evening, out on the pull in timberland boots & classy bars. I get the joke about Timberland boots, but what have I ever said about classy bars?

Shut the fuck up, you prick. I wouldn't have minded but this is the umpteenth time you've shown how stupid you are. I honestly don't care. Aren't you on the dole? Obviously you do care And, nope, I'm not. I thought you were jobless? I dont care, I just don't like you posting pointless shit in my amazing threads. That somewhat implies that you care. Thanks for stalking me, too. Don't get a rock on.

Shut the fuck up, you prick. I wouldn't have minded but this is the umpteenth time you've shown how stupid you are. I honestly don't care. Aren't you on the dole? Obviously you do care And, nope, I'm not. I thought you were jobless? I dont care, I just don't like you posting pointless shit in my amazing threads.