Mark

Danny Dyer = Ledge

I've got a nice 3 hour exam tomorrow I'm going to do 9 hours of revision today I'm not renewing my season ticket I'm can't be arsed to revise I'm bored.

Skol, I forgot to tell you, that wasn't a real article.

Spy her in FHM man, she's lush.

I reckon Jodie Marsh is alreet tbh.

Piss kidney!

I think I've got all the requirements. Anyways, out of all the people on this forum why did you pick on me I just reckon your patter would be funny if you applied for it, that's all. Fair enough, just thought it was strange to single me out, when I don't really talk about lasses much on here. Unless you think I'm a total nerd and can't pull. Rohypnol baby! Nail - Head - Hit Coming from the bloke who bullshits about everything, and is probably more of a geek than J69. Used to be funny but you're struggling to keep your reputation up. Easy tiger or you'll force me to raise my handbag to my chin while letting out a mild "Oooooh" sound! And for the record I don't think J69 is a geek! He's cool as fuck, have you not seen his trainers? I rarely bullshit son, Wacky can verify that. You've come a long way son since your first few posts, now your's are just about readable so don't spoil it now. Come along way? I've been a poor WUM from day one. Wacky can say anything he likes tbh.

a trial version of photoshop?

I think I've got all the requirements. Anyways, out of all the people on this forum why did you pick on me I just reckon your patter would be funny if you applied for it, that's all. Fair enough, just thought it was strange to single me out, when I don't really talk about lasses much on here. Unless you think I'm a total nerd and can't pull. Rohypnol baby! Nail - Head - Hit Coming from the bloke who bullshits about everything, and is probably more of a geek than J69. Used to be funny but you're struggling to keep your reputation up.

I don't think people want to say "told you he was the next xyz" I just think 90% of our fans are completely deluded.

I think I've got all the requirements. Anyways, out of all the people on this forum why did you pick on me I just reckon your patter would be funny if you applied for it, that's all. Fair enough, just thought it was strange to single me out, when I don't really talk about lasses much on here. Unless you think I'm a total nerd and can't pull. Rohypnol baby!

No shit!

I think I've got all the requirements. Anyways, out of all the people on this forum why did you pick on me

Shorty??

Gemmil knows his stuff! I was going to apply, but she's abit upperclass for my liking.

Nope. Your bare statement "nope" is wholly inadequate in the circumstances. If the implication is that there are to be more then I demand to know now. Yep. Who have you been talking to? Mark? Cos he's got canny skinny arms and I wouldnt believe him as far as I could chuck him. Though that would probably be quite a distance, being as he is that skinny. Whats this got to do with me?

Freddy? Gay bloke with a great dress sense? YES PLEASE!

So Shearer didn't inspire him to join spurs? He just inspired him to play football....

What the fuck?!

Is it on the radio?

Hero.

In Skol's case, thats the same thing.

Souness to a declining club into severe decline, Roeder didn't change anything. Therefore Souness.

She posted it a while back when she was pissed.