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And just as much of a Eurovision fanboy as I am. Greece has been getting a lot of money, but I don't see it. Germany look like having a decent shout, Sweden and Bosnia probably won't be far away either, with Ireland and Croatia decent each-way options. But then I'm always wrong, so some 100/1 shot from the Former Flathian Dictatorship of Botslavia will no doubt run away with it again.

Yep, they definitely belong in this thread. EDIT: Mind, compared with Las Ketchup....

But then he'd have to integrate with the local culture by only watching TVE.

...so, as usual, I'll pander to the grubby heterosexualist majority on here and try and tempt you into watching with a gratuitous gallery of the foreign laydeez on offer this year. Belarus France Macedonia Monaco Netherlands Spain (yes it is Las Ketchup, and yes they do look like drag queens) Ukraine Actually, that's a pretty crap selection, isn't it? Oh well, never mind, because last but not least there's Severina from Croatia, whose... home videos caused a bit of a stir when they leaked (as it were) a few years back. Can't think why... She's singing a song about her stilettos.

*shags a bloke*

Second time in the thread though

Let me guess.....Zac Hinton??????? Btw, I had a dream last night and you were in it, you looked like you did when you were 8 but had the body of a 27 year old! And there was no rimming involved for clarification. 136306[/snapback] Bloody hell. Just sucking then? And no, not him. Nobody you'd know particularly, as far as I know. I wouldn't have mentioned it if it was going to be potentially incriminating

"Once he built missiles, a nation's defence Now he can't even give birthday presents" - Iron Maiden, "Man On The Edge"

Allow me to pre-empt. 134995[/snapback] If my only contribution to the old forum was the introduction this picture, i consider it a worthy one 135497[/snapback] What annoys me about this picture is that everytime its posted people keep quoting it so it appears time and time again, well its disgusting and its got to stop! 135571[/snapback] Dirty bummers, castrate them. 135573[/snapback] Stop it, you're making the pic appear again! 135574[/snapback] So are you! 135586[/snapback] I never realised my post would have such far-reaching effects. Thank you very much, Sonatine! 135780[/snapback] I always thought it was you who originally posted the pic! 135840[/snapback] Nope!

Seen Hargreaves play much this season? 135723[/snapback] Don't know about Swindon, but I have. What do you reckon to his Bundesliga performances, both specifically and overall?

Bet that's Brock's new wallpaper. Incidentally, anyone know who the shearer9.com webmaster is?

A couple of weeks ago I'd have said "at least Daz knows he's rubbish", but now I'm not at all sure....

Vanilla? About a year ago I found it on a 'Best of 95' tape of something. I couldn't beleive just how awful it was. 135784[/snapback] That's the one. It's truly, truly terrible - the arse-end of what record companies thought they could get away with in the wake of the Spice Girls. There's one thing worse, though, and that's the video. Recorded at an exclusive pool in, um, South London no less. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6cpI9K4CEIM...0Way%20No%20Way

Wow, he's a hottie!

No way no way. Mah nah mah nah. No way no way. Mah nah mah nah. No way no way. Not today. No way no way. Don't get fresh with me.

Allow me to pre-empt. 134995[/snapback] If my only contribution to the old forum was the introduction this picture, i consider it a worthy one 135497[/snapback] What annoys me about this picture is that everytime its posted people keep quoting it so it appears time and time again, well its disgusting and its got to stop! 135571[/snapback] Dirty bummers, castrate them. 135573[/snapback] Stop it, you're making the pic appear again! 135574[/snapback] So are you! 135586[/snapback] I never realised my post would have such far-reaching effects. Thank you very much, Sonatine!

thanks very much, was only helping hopefully you'll be referred to the VD clinic..... 135526[/snapback] If SMO's much-documented exploits are all true, I really don't understand how he isn't skanked-up beyond belief. Must just be pure luck.

...if I'm not mistaken, there's been no thread about the Asian special constable who was murdered the other night? What am I missing?

I can't wait to get thoroughly civil partnershipped. I'd absolutely want my and his friends to be there, of course - but there's no reason they should be there for the ceremony itself, which by its very nature is always going to be fairly standard legal fare. Get the immediate family in to witness and then head out in the evening and party in a far more sensible environment! I can't think of any better way of expressing my love to someone really. After all, if they want something that's going to be indicative of the next best-part-of-hundred years together, we could just as easily stay at home and watch QI on UK Gold with a bottle of corner-shop plonk... As for this weekend, was out this night with a bunch of mates including my absolute AllTimeFantasyCrush from ages 13 to 17 or thereabouts. Yaaack.

But on the positive side, if you do that then they'll all be able to vote for each other at Eurovision for years to come.

Allow me to pre-empt.

A tragic tale.

Pssht. I'm far too busy getting acquainted with this: 134898[/snapback] Christ you've not changed have you. Well apart from taking it up the wrong un' like. 134957[/snapback] Not much has changed there either, you just didn't know about it

You get a liger, shirley?