Meenzer

Tax-evading lowlife

He's going to poke your eyes out with a stick, Cath! Run!

The theme from 'The Waltons'. Stuck in my sodding head. *baffled*

Musically, my dream is to do what Norah Jones did. I can't play the piano, but to sit next to it and just sing. - Jessica Simpson

Ooh, must try those. Maybe with some Mexican Mean Beanz.

Sie es nicht mögen uppen themmen!

Destined to be our next manager tbh.

Oh aye, I forgot about Owen. He's the only thing that'll get my fella to watch a game. 130620[/snapback] Your bloke doesn't like football?! Is he some sort of hom?? 130621[/snapback] He likes footballers, that's got to be worth something?

Oh aye, I forgot about Owen. He's the only thing that'll get my fella to watch a game.

We can but hope, he's one of the few of our lot with anything approaching good looks (albeit modelled on Frankenstein's monster - he's obviously been taking a leaf out of Woodgate's book). Though I suppose Scott Parker's not bad, in a second-rate public schoolboy pressed up against a sheet of glass kind of way. Sorry for the intermission. Back to the cliquery.

She was still a fat Parkinson's sufferer though. Instant comedy tbh

Please Happy Face don't hurt 'em!

Never done it without protection like. Are you sure you're safe with the amount of skank you've mounted?

To have and to hold.

Could've been Trevor Spork, I suppose. Then I'd have been forced to marry him.

is worried because at least I won't be getting slapped in person for a good few months yet.

has duly earned the good time he will now undoubtedly have (with the breasts) (ok, stopping now before I get in trouble )

had better say hello to her boobs (and her) from me if so.

is on very familiar terms with Catmag

you and meenzer having a get together? 130279[/snapback] Yes, and I'm going to mock his technique afterwards. 130286[/snapback] But...but...I can roll my "r"'s now and everything! 130288[/snapback]

you and meenzer having a get together? 130279[/snapback] Yes, and I'm going to mock his technique afterwards.

Could do. Have you ever been? Most importantly, is Luxumberg beer better than German???? 130204[/snapback] I've been and I've been bored. They can't decide whether they're French, German, Belgian or Portuguese (the major immigrant population). And there isn't a great deal to do unless you've got a car and can hike up to the castles in the surrounding countryside. Stick with the Jorman pubs, I reckon.

Placebo - Daddy Cool

Frankfurt'll do you fine for that, and if you hop on a train to somewhere else for a day trip you'll get an even better impression of the place. There's cheap regional train travel for groups at weekends, just ask at the station about the Schönes-Wochenende-Ticket and you might even get a helpful answer in passable English and a smile. Though, knowing Deutsche Bahn employees, that might be stretching it... And you can always stock up on cans at Hahn airport for the bus ride if you want to hit the German brew as early as possible (and make the time just fly by )...

The buses from Hahn to Frankfurt go every hour or so (on average), timed to tie in with flight arrivals, and apparently it's €12 each way, no discounts for return tickets. EDIT: Bah. Taxi? Not sure, but I wouldn't recommend it - mind, if there's a group of you then it mightn't work out much more than a bunch of bus tickets. Can't find any info on average fares, it's probably the sort of thing you'd negotiate with the taxi drivers at the airport. Will keep looking tho.